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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2018 14:20:11 GMT
What did everyone have for lunch? I had 2 packets of crisps and a bottle of coke.
I'm currently wired, waiting for the huge crash to hit me shortly.
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Post by Faceless on Jan 25, 2018 14:29:21 GMT
The only fair way to settle this is to drop a train, a car and an aircraft from the top of the leaning tower of Pisa and see which hits the ground first. That's your answer to everything |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 25, 2018 14:31:17 GMT
Cobblers' smock acts as a parachute allowing him to descend 'gracefully' from the tower.
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Post by cobblers on Jan 25, 2018 14:33:03 GMT
This is also why, unlike some people, I don’t have mouldy bollocks.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jan 25, 2018 14:34:28 GMT
The plane would never hit the ground it would just fly off. Er no if wouldn't. You need a small thing called a RUNWAY. It's not a helicopter. VTOL |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jan 25, 2018 14:34:28 GMT
The plane would never hit the ground it would just fly off. Er no if wouldn't. You need a small thing called a RUNWAY. It's not a helicopter. Not if its already in the air. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jan 25, 2018 14:35:35 GMT
Or its a harrier jump jet.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2018 14:40:38 GMT
Er no if wouldn't. You need a small thing called a RUNWAY. It's not a helicopter. VTOL Ffs even as I was typing it I knew someone in the house of nerds would correct me. You people. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2018 14:42:02 GMT
Actually, would the engines of the plane have enough time to activate before it crashed to the floor? I reckon not. So I'm still right.
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Jan 25, 2018 14:51:55 GMT
Actually, would the engines of the plane have enough time to activate before it crashed to the floor? I reckon not. So I'm still right. A smart pilot would turn the ignition on when you were holding his plane over the edge of the tower then hit the gas when you let go. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 25, 2018 14:52:29 GMT
I had enough trouble getting a donkey up the spiral staircase; I really think a plane might not be that easy to take into the leaning Tower of Pisa.
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 25, 2018 15:04:22 GMT
Lunch was some sandwiches from a catering company that had been supplied to our meeting room. Education whos meeting it was have a big budget and ordered too many. I was happy to help out.
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 25, 2018 15:06:17 GMT
Lunch was some sandwiches from a catering company that had been supplied to our meeting room. Education whos meeting it was have a big budget and ordered too many. I was happy to help out. What about the carbon footprint? You're despoiling the environment and basically murdering children every time you eat a sandwich that isn't home-made. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 25, 2018 15:09:03 GMT
I take it this option is known as the Presidents Travel Club since it excludes women? Or can ladies who'd like to take up the offer nominate a balls bearer of their choice? If so I'd like to nominate Jeremy Cunt.
In other news, it's really pissing it down here right now.
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Post by Destry on Jan 25, 2018 15:09:36 GMT
Education whos meeting it was have a big budget and ordered too many. Broken Britain |
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Post by cobblers on Jan 25, 2018 15:13:51 GMT
There is a degree of anatomical flexibility to the principle and the business model can accommodate a pilots uniform if needed. Frankly I’m not a fan of short sleeved shirts unless they’re Hawaiian, one step away from a driving instructor. Either way, it’s better than Ryanair.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jan 25, 2018 15:14:51 GMT
Education whos meeting it was have a big budget and ordered too many. Broken Britain Whose who |
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Post by Destry on Jan 25, 2018 15:22:50 GMT
I have just had a Wetherspoons Haggis, neeps and tatties and it was pretty good despite the Haggis being incorrectly described as "award winning" on their menu.*
* Unless award winning means under FSA investigation...
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 25, 2018 15:24:46 GMT
The one time I visited Pisa the tower was closed to visitors. I never asked why because I was nervous about my linguistic skills, but then I went into a bakery next door and managed to make them understand what I wanted. It was a pisa cake.
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Post by amipal on Jan 25, 2018 15:27:26 GMT
Cheers. Will give it a look when I get home, especially Space mutiny, Yes! You'll not regret it. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 25, 2018 15:28:49 GMT
Why would the Financial Services Authority investigate haggises?
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Jan 25, 2018 15:34:15 GMT
Why would the Financial Services Authority investigate haggises? Maybe they blame Haggissessess for their abolition? |
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Post by shotput82 on Jan 25, 2018 15:38:42 GMT
Lunch was some sandwiches from a catering company that had been supplied to our meeting room. Education whos meeting it was have a big budget and ordered too many. I was happy to help out. What about the carbon footprint? You're despoiling the environment and basically murdering children every time you eat a sandwich that isn't home-made. Surely as they've already been ordered the best way to minimise the carbon footprint would be to scoff the lot of them to reduce the additional carbon footprint caused by disposing of them otherwise? |
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Post by gongfarmer on Jan 25, 2018 15:49:11 GMT
Afternoon Boxers
I see Rush have decided to officially dis-band. This is not in any way a publicity stunt ahead of the mandatory re-forming when Ready Player One is released and the VR generation realise that only by mastering 2112 on guitar can they hope to get the Crystal Key, and progress towards the Egg.
I predict a Magnum Opus of millennial prog-rock. You heard it here first.
Oh, Chicken n mushroom pie, coconut slice and mini-cheddars
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Post by Pyjakson on Jan 25, 2018 15:51:43 GMT
Why would the Financial Services Authority investigate haggises? Especially when they've not officially existed since 2013... |
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