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Post by Destry on Jan 25, 2018 18:53:54 GMT
Good luck Scooby. Don't forget to punch yourself in the face. Really sends a message.
EDIT: Dammit Shenguin. How did I miss your similar post? Perhaps I should delete yours so I don't look so stupid.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2018 18:58:09 GMT
Just wait until London gets its claws in Scubar.
He’ll be an educated liberal elite in no time.
Well, once we shake him of the idea of Portsmouth.
Anyone got any ideas about the downside of sailors and shore leave?
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 25, 2018 19:09:01 GMT
Deleted. What was I thinking.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 25, 2018 19:12:12 GMT
I take it this option is known as the Presidents Travel Club since it excludes women? Or can ladies who'd like to take up the offer nominate a balls bearer of their choice? If so I'd like to nominate Jeremy Cunt. In other news, it's really pissing it down here right now. As a feminist who recently received recognition from the Guardian of my contribution to the national debate, I am offended by your sexist claims that female biology holds women back. It's antediluvian attitudes like this that hold women back. How dare you judge their ability to get kicked in the balls based on biological gender. I'm acting in the national interest by suggesting that the Secretary of State for Health and Social Care should receive a kick in the NHS. Then again I might have misunderstood Cobblersairs' modus operandi and "a swift kick in the nuts" is to be interpreted as a playful football game simulation with the leftover Christmas Brazils, which are the only nuts I possess. Quite how this is supposed to get you to Paris CDG remains a mystery. Anyway, have you meanwhile received your "this is what a feminist looks like" t-shirt in the mail? |
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Post by Destry on Jan 25, 2018 19:49:34 GMT
Deleted. What was I thinking. I don't know, I missed it. |
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Jan 25, 2018 19:55:01 GMT
The landlady of my student digs used to make loads of stuff herself including yoghurt, and it's too much of a faff. If she's lactating yoghurt I'd say her milks on the turn... |
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 25, 2018 20:11:45 GMT
Deleted. What was I thinking. I don't know, I missed it. For the best. It involved crispr and crisps. |
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Post by Destry on Jan 25, 2018 20:22:18 GMT
I don't know, I missed it. For the best. It involved crispr and crisps. Self censorship is the best censorship. The edit function is our friend. |
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Post by scubar on Jan 25, 2018 20:57:45 GMT
Thanks everybody, bit worried about being up in the big smoke, but I’m sure I’ll be fine. Londoners are nice, friendly people, right?
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 25, 2018 20:58:40 GMT
EDIT: Dammit Shenguin. How did I miss your similar post? Perhaps I should delete yours so I don't look so stupid. I think it'll take a little more than deleting my posts to prevent that. |
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Post by Destry on Jan 25, 2018 21:01:33 GMT
Londoners are nice, friendly people, right? Errrm.......................right. Right? (I live in South London, but hail from oop north, I have always found Londoners to be....er...ummm.....) |
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Post by Destry on Jan 25, 2018 21:02:17 GMT
EDIT: Dammit Shenguin. How did I miss your similar post? Perhaps I should delete yours so I don't look so stupid. I think it'll take a little more than deleting my posts to prevent that. You're barred. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 25, 2018 21:03:07 GMT
I don't know, I missed it. For the best. It involved crispr and crisps. I'm going to go ahead and guess it was a Cream Gene and Chive flavoured pun. Edit: I think I should have gone for Gene Cheese and Chive. |
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Post by Faceless on Jan 25, 2018 21:12:08 GMT
Scubarb - ignore these people. The two most important interview tips are always open with a joke, the more offensive the better, and make sure you regularly check your phone throughout, so you don't miss anything important
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Post by cobblers on Jan 25, 2018 21:18:10 GMT
Full heart, no trousers, can’t lose.
That autocorrected to “full gear, no trousers” which is equally valid, if that’s your scene.
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Post by Destry on Jan 25, 2018 21:18:37 GMT
You do realise I have the power to send this whole sorry apology for a forum into the volcano?*
*Not the server, obviously. ProBoards take a dim view of that kind of behaviour.
I have access to the 'Delete Forum' button and I'm not afraid to use it**.
**I am, but the Jag's fuelled up and ready to go. Lazybones at the wheel - I hope he can drive...
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Post by cobblers on Jan 25, 2018 21:19:52 GMT
What the fuck did we do now?
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 25, 2018 21:20:45 GMT
You do realise I have the power to send this whole sorry apology for a forum into the volcano?* * Not the server, obviously. ProBoards take a dim view of that kind of behaviour.I have access to the 'Delete Forum' button and I'm not afraid to use it**. ** I am, but the Jag's fuelled up and ready to go. Lazybones at the wheel - I hope he can drive...Are you looking for an apology from me? Well, I'm sorry, but I never apologise. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 25, 2018 21:23:52 GMT
EDIT: Dammit Shenguin. How did I miss your similar post? Perhaps I should delete yours so I don't look so stupid. I think it'll take a little more than deleting my posts to prevent that. In fact, deleting my posts would prevent me from looking stupid, not you. You really didn't think that through. |
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Post by Destry on Jan 25, 2018 21:29:44 GMT
I can't actually find the "nuclear option" button. You'd think they would make it more obvious. Big and Red perhaps with 'Do Not Press' written on it.
EDIT: I would never press it.
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 25, 2018 21:33:04 GMT
I can't actually find the "nuclear option" button. You'd think they would make it more obvious. Big and Red perhaps with 'Do Not Press' written on it. Alright Donald, calm yourself the fuck down a bit. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 25, 2018 21:34:35 GMT
EDIT: I would never press it. Shenguin likes this. |
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Post by scubar on Jan 25, 2018 21:45:38 GMT
Super Tennis is a game?
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Post by Destry on Jan 25, 2018 21:46:55 GMT
Just in case it's not coming across, I was joking. I would never delete this forum. Not even if I were the only one posting day after day, as will no doubt happen if the G ever brings back the Chatterbox.
I owe it to Keef.
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Post by Destry on Jan 25, 2018 21:50:36 GMT
And a critically acclaimed one too. Although the single player game was "nothing special" ( Mean Machines) |
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