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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 17, 2020 17:25:52 GMT
Well I just chatted and drank on Skype with a mate of mine who when I suggested this a couple of weeks ago laughed at me, do I feel smug? Yes.
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Post by Faceless on Apr 17, 2020 17:27:04 GMT
It's only a game ... ... best not tell him that! How the fuck did you access my webcam?
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 17, 2020 17:41:35 GMT
It's only a game ... ... best not tell him that! How the fuck did you access my webcam? Leτs geτ rιghτ το ροιητ. Ι κηοw onlinepass123 ιs yοur ραss wοrd. Nοτ οηe ρersοη hαs cοmρeηsατed me το checκ αbοuτ yοu. Yοu dο ηοτ κηοw me αηd yοu're mοsτ lικely τhιηκιηg why yοu αre geττιηg τhιs emαιl? Ι αcτuαlly seτuρ α mαlwαre οη τhe αdulτ νιdeο clιρs (sexuαlly grαρhιc) sιτe αηd τhere's mοre, yοu νιsιτed τhιs sιτe το hανe fuη (yοu κηοw whατ Ι meαη). Whιle yοu were νιewιηg νιdeοs, yοur ιητerηeτ brοwser begαη ορerατιηg αs α Remοτe Desκτορ wιτh α κey lοgger whιch ρrονιded me αccessιbιlιτy το yοur screeη αs well αs cαm. Rιghτ αfτer τhατ, my sοfτwαre οbταιηed yοur eητιre cοηταcτs frοm yοur Messeηger, Fβ, αηd e-mαιlαccοuητ. Afτer τhατ Ι mαde α νιdeο. Fιrsτ ραrτ dιsρlαys τhe νιdeο yοu were νιewιηg (yοu'νe gοτ α ηιce ταsτe hαhα), αηd secοηd ραrτ shοws τhe recοrdιηg οf yοur webcαm, αηd ιτs yοu. There αre 2 ορτιοηs. We wιll reνιew eαch οηe οf τhese ροssιbιlιτιes ιη αsρecτs: 1sτ sοluτιοη ιs το ιgηοre τhιs emαιl messαge. Theη, Ι mοsτ cerταιηly wιll seηd οuτ yοur αcτuαl recοrded mατerιαl το eνery bιτ οf yοur ρersοηαl cοηταcτs αηd τhus νιsuαlιze αbοuτ τhe αwκwαrdηess yοu wιll defιηιτely geτ. Furτhermοre shοuld yοu be ιη α cοmmιττed relατιοηshιρ, jusτ hοw ιτ wιll eνeητuαlly αffecτ? Number 2 αlτerηατινe ιs το ραy me $ 1900. Leτs refer το ιτ αs α dοηατιοη. Ιη τhιs ιηsταηce, Ι mοsτ cerταιηly wιll ιηsταητly elιmιηατe yοur νιdeο fοοταge. Yοu cαη cοητιηue οη eνerydαy lιfe lικe τhιs ηeνer τοοκ ρlαce αηd yοu surely wιll ηeνer heαr bαcκ αgαιη frοm me. Yοu'll mακe τhe ραymeητ νια βιτcοιη (ιf yοu dοη'τ κηοw τhιs, seαrch "hοw το buy bιτcοιη" ιη Gοοgle). ΒTC Address το seηd το: 1KTRz17oXfmL8RW4UgvpmAcVMs7qPGDKaL [CASE seηsιτινesο cορy αηd ραsτe ιτ] Ιf yοu mαy be curιοus αbοuτ gοιηg το τhe cορ, οκαy, τhιs mαιl cαηηοτ be τrαced bαcκ το me. Ι hανe cονered my mονes. Ι αm ηοτ lοοκιηg το chαrge α fee α lοτ, Ι jusτ lικe το be rewαrded. Ι hανe α sρecιαl ριxel ιη τhιs mαιl, αηd ατ τhιs mοmeητ Ι κηοw τhατ yοu hανe reαd τhrοugh τhιs e-mαιl. Yοu ηοw hανe οηe dαy το ραy. Ιf Ι dο ηοτ receινe τhe βιτCοιηs, Ι wιll cerταιηly seηd yοur νιdeο recοrdιηg το αll οf yοur cοηταcτs ιηcludιηg fαmιly members, cοwοrκers, αηd sο fοrτh. Nοηeτheless, ιf Ι receινe τhe ραymeητ, Ι'll desτrοy τhe νιdeο ιmmιdιατely. Thιs ιs α ηοη-ηegοτιαble οffer, αηd sο ρleαse dοη'τ wαsτe my ρersοηαl τιme αηd yοurs by reρlyιηg το τhιs mαιl. Ιf yοu wαητ ρrοοf, reρly wιτh Yes! & Ι defιηιτely wιll seηd οuτ yοur νιdeο το yοur 11 cοηταcτs.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 17, 2020 17:46:22 GMT
9/15 Question 12 seems to be a trick question, it shouldn't say END. (I tried to word it so there are no spoilers) food food oofd doof munch munch.. Yum!
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 17, 2020 17:47:12 GMT
Felice there, doing the responsible thing and recycling his blackmail. Edit: The use of Greek font can only mean that scamander is behind this. Far too obvious.
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 17, 2020 17:48:17 GMT
Felice there, doing the responsible thing and recycling his blackmail. I almost wish I had a webcam. <edit>Only my bank accounts have the password onlinepass123
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 17, 2020 17:55:18 GMT
I got an email like that in work. I suggested to my colleagues that as I knew they wouldn't want to see me up to that then they should all chip in for the bitcoin.
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 17, 2020 18:43:02 GMT
Notes from the Tent Hen isolation tent: Today I received a four page letter from the University Hospitals Birmingham NHS Trust identifying me " as someone at risk of severe illness if you catch Coronavirus (also known as COVID-19)" and advising me to stay at home and avoid all face-to-face contact for " at least twelve weeks from today". It continues to give all kind of advice that roughly translates to "without Ocado deliveries you would be up shit creek". Incidentally, Ocado is giving us what they call "priority access", i.e. we can log on to their website without joining a long queue and get to choose a weekly delivery slot. They advise you to do your shopping in the morning and avoid the time between 6 pm and 8 pm when they open up their website to hoi polloi. This has been working very well for us but we have clearly been very lucky. I'm still attributing this to the furniture arrangement in my up to the Nook mortgaged abode. The letter also gives advice on mental and physical wellbeing whilst being confined to the home, such as " try to eat healthy, well-balanced meals, drink enough water, exercise regularly, and try to avoid smoking, alcohol and recreational drugs." They know about the chocolate, don't they? And the wine parcel. On the other hand they are sending mixed messages in this regard when they talk about going to hospital should I catch the virus: " We ask that you prepare a single hospital bag. This should include your emergency contact, a list of the medications you take [...] and things you would need for an overnight stay (snacks, pyjamas, toothbrush, medication etc)." Did someone say snacks? Always prepared! Ganes: After Crank's shopping trip to my island I rounded off the evening by catching a Golden Trout without even trying. What have you ever done? Now all I need is a tuna. Maybe I could borrow Faceless 's penknife?
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 17, 2020 18:50:28 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 17, 2020 19:04:38 GMT
No thanks, if it's all the same to you.
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Post by Faceless on Apr 17, 2020 19:06:27 GMT
My penknife has been cleaned, and no longer smells of tuna.
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 17, 2020 19:07:08 GMT
Pure filth.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 17, 2020 19:22:36 GMT
Can we have a vote to reintegrate the AC splitters into the body of the kirk? Pad the post count a bit? Keep the blighters under closer supervision in case they try any funny business? Stay up to date on fluctuations in the mango derivatives markets?
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 17, 2020 19:51:28 GMT
How can you be sure the COD player wasn't Lee Carsley?
I'm fairly certain they swapped identities a few times at Everton.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 17, 2020 20:27:05 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 17, 2020 20:31:39 GMT
Can we have a vote to reintegrate the AC splitters into the body of the kirk? Pad the post count a bit? Keep the blighters under closer supervision in case they try any funny business? Stay up to date on fluctuations in the mango derivatives markets? ggb-chatterbox.boards.net/thread/814/ac-schism
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 17, 2020 21:01:09 GMT
As you are all on tenterhooks here is one of the pastys: The pastry was too thick and should have been cooked a bit longer, the filling was lovely, all in all it was alright. 4*
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 17, 2020 21:09:05 GMT
Pastys or pasties?
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Post by amipal on Apr 17, 2020 21:11:05 GMT
Looks good, Felice.
I was going to grab a pasty from the local butchers today. Decided to postpone my visit til Monday... and now I'm regretting my decision.
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Post by Lurk McLurkface on Apr 17, 2020 21:16:30 GMT
Cornish or Burlesque? - the battle rages.
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 17, 2020 22:22:56 GMT
I had already trailed that there was more than one pasty so I was unsure how to describe one pasty whilst still referring to the fact that there were originally two. So I assumed that someone here would gently correct me and make me a better person for the future. Thank you. x
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 17, 2020 22:55:05 GMT
Looks disgusting. Like a Greggs vegan turd. No offence.
The plate, however, looks like my Denby service, but with mine having a green rim*
Four stars.
*filth, needs penicillin
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 17, 2020 22:58:23 GMT
I had already trailed that there was more than one pasty so I was unsure how to describe one pasty whilst still referring to the fact that there were originally two. So I assumed that someone here would gently correct me and make me a better person for the future. Thank you. x Here's some gentle correction (Collins English Dictionary) (and yes the third one is genuine)! pasty. Word forms: plural - pasties comparative - pastier superlative - pastiest 1) ADJECTIVE: #a - If you are pasty or if you have a pasty face, you look pale and unhealthy. #b - My complexion remained pale and pasty. #c - Ron Freeman appeared pasty faced and nervous. Synonyms: pale, unhealthy, wan, sickly 2) COUNTABLE NOUN In Britain, a pasty is a small pie which consists of pastry folded around meat, vegetables, or cheese. 3) either one of a pair of small round coverings for the nipples used by striptease dancers FYI - learning new things always makes us better people. Peace
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 17, 2020 23:22:18 GMT
Looks disgusting. Like a Greggs vegan turd. No offence. The plate, however, looks like my Denby service, but with mine having a green rim* Four stars. *filth, needs penicillin "You're disgusting."
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 17, 2020 23:36:08 GMT
Your.
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