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Post by gongfarmer on Apr 25, 2020 10:19:42 GMT
Lawn needs cutting and I just remembered I have no petrol, and the only booze in the house is too weak to use as a substitute. Oh well, off to wander the streets with a jerrycan. As if folk need any more reason to give me a wide berth.
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Post by Faceless on Apr 25, 2020 10:27:42 GMT
TV. A bit of the beastie boys live show/chat/history thing. Stopped it as we had to do an Asda order. The rest tonight hopefully as it was entertaining. What & where is this? And why didn't I already know about it? |
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Post by Faceless on Apr 25, 2020 10:28:27 GMT
I saw the Beastie Boys at Wembley arena. 2004 I think. Superb.
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Post by stxdpr on Apr 25, 2020 10:29:05 GMT
Lawn needs cutting and I just remembered I have no petrol, and the only booze in the house is too weak to use as a substitute. Oh well, off to wander the streets with a jerrycan. As if folk need any more reason to give me a wide berth. How much strong booze can you fit in a Gerry can? Do they do home deliveries? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 25, 2020 10:35:13 GMT
The race to 5K | Sheep2 | 4,986 | | Babyfarkmcgeezak | 4,953 |
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 25, 2020 10:36:23 GMT
Couch to 5k Shirley?
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 25, 2020 10:39:03 GMT
What & where is this? And why didn't I already know about it? I believe they only did it in the USA. Live chat in a theatre directed by Spike Jonze. It's available to stream on AppleTV - for which you can get a 7 day trial. Or steal it from your torrent site of choice. |
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Post by stxdpr on Apr 25, 2020 11:18:16 GMT
5k on here sounds a lot more painful than the running. How many rounds of bad puns can be taken?
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Post by Chumbles on Apr 25, 2020 11:30:12 GMT
The race to 5K | Sheep2 | 4,986 | | Babyfarkmcgeezak | 4,953 |
Whose avatar looked like a seal, not a penguin
His step kids ran riot
They will not keep quiet
Just shows poor, dog-tired* Shenguin simply can't win
*Why's he dog-tired: because his sleep is curtailed.** **Shamelessly pillaged from Stephen Maturin's pun vis. dog-watches from the tour-de-force that is Patrick O'Brian's Aubrey-Maturin books; one of the few authors who can make me laugh and then floods of tears in a few pages... Now I must fuck off and play games... |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 25, 2020 11:49:31 GMT
I know someone who says he knows the dad of one of the Beastie Boys. That's in my top 5 claims to fame.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 25, 2020 11:53:16 GMT
The race to 5K | Sheep2 | 4,986 | | Babyfarkmcgeezak | 4,953 |
It's not a race. Firstly I am not a numerologist so I do not attach mystical significance to numbers. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 25, 2020 11:53:41 GMT
Secondly I am going to win.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 25, 2020 11:54:04 GMT
Baby hasn't got a chance
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 25, 2020 11:54:40 GMT
Dead in the water and doesn't even know it.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 25, 2020 11:56:12 GMT
I could win immediately.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 25, 2020 11:56:25 GMT
Right now.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 25, 2020 11:56:47 GMT
Or I might tease it out for a bit.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 25, 2020 11:57:11 GMT
You never know.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 25, 2020 11:57:34 GMT
Well you will do shortly
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 25, 2020 11:57:49 GMT
I suppose.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 25, 2020 11:59:09 GMT
This might be the best thing I have done in ages
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 25, 2020 11:59:43 GMT
Or it might be worse than incessant puns.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 25, 2020 12:00:10 GMT
Who knows?
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Post by Faceless on Apr 25, 2020 12:18:09 GMT
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 25, 2020 12:19:17 GMT
waiting... just waiting... are we there yet! |
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