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Post by Admin on May 1, 2020 22:16:52 GMT
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Post by Chumbles on May 1, 2020 22:42:36 GMT
For weather updates
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Post by Lurk McLurkface on May 1, 2020 22:53:06 GMT
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Post by MrTiddles on May 2, 2020 5:58:30 GMT
Looks like we got ourselves a 'jumper'.
That's right folks, a woman in the next block of flats is threatening to jump out of a 4th storey apartment. Cops and Fire Brigade in attendance. Would this be a bad time to go out there with 'The House of Pain - Jump Around' playing on my mobile phone? I think not.
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Post by stxdpr on May 2, 2020 6:29:56 GMT
That's either a long night or a very bad morning.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 2, 2020 6:53:00 GMT
I have no idea stxdpr. All quiet now (her mother's turned up) - emergency services have left. |
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Post by crankcaller on May 2, 2020 7:45:19 GMT
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Post by MrTiddles on May 2, 2020 7:55:04 GMT
I find it quite disconcerting in Plymouth when visiting small shops. Especially when being served by a female shop assistant decades younger than yourself.
Tids: I'd just like to purchase these please.
Assistant: Of course you can, my lover.
Tids: Oh, I'll have a twix as well.
Assistant: You can have anything you want, my angel.
I bet you don't get that in Croydon. Up-selling at it's finest.
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 2, 2020 7:57:01 GMT
Morning!
Ganes? no
Telly? Mosaic. OK.
Ottm: non-stop ripping and uploading of CDs to google, in anticipation of an unfettered and varied listening experience. 4 hours later and I am still on 'A'. At this rate I am probably going to give up before I reach Backstreet Boys, never mind Neil Young.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 2, 2020 8:24:53 GMT
Did Tiddles buy his confectionery in a whore house?
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Post by MrTiddles on May 2, 2020 8:35:04 GMT
Did Tiddles buy his confectionery in a whore house? Yeh, but your Mum was busy - so I left with a twix. Same price.* *No offence** **Seriously, no offence. p.s. How's the bum? |
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Post by amipal on May 2, 2020 8:35:51 GMT
Repost from yestertag: I don't know whether it's always like that with twins ( amipal probably has an opinion) but these two are extremely competitive for food, attention, and affection (in that order). Not easy to live with. To be honest, I never felt any real competition with my brother for anything. But then I've never known what life is like growing up as an only-child or having older/younger siblings! To me, it was normal. Not very helpful, I know! |
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Post by Chumbles on May 2, 2020 9:31:08 GMT
Repost from yestertag: I don't know whether it's always like that with twins ( amipal probably has an opinion) but these two are extremely competitive for food, attention, and affection (in that order). Not easy to live with. To be honest, I never felt any real competition with my brother for anything. But then I've never known what life is like growing up as an only-child or having older/younger siblings! To me, it was normal. You mean there are two of you... gah!  |
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Post by Ghost of Bernard Manning on May 2, 2020 9:43:41 GMT
Something something two brown fingers. |
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Post by Shenguin on May 2, 2020 10:26:28 GMT
Morning Everyone! I have been awake for fucking hours. Did I ever mention that I don't have any children?
I have made a Waitrose order though, so that's probably more than enough achievement for this weekend.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 2, 2020 10:42:02 GMT
Did Tiddles buy his confectionery in a whore house? p.s. How's the bum? Pretty much back to normal and I can now sit on the toilet and not grimace. |
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Post by crankcaller on May 2, 2020 10:50:44 GMT
I woke at bloody 6am.
Hello.
TV. Brooklyn 99.
Games. Rise of the Tomb Raider. Only as far as killing the first bunch of guys after the bear. Sneaking aboot.
AC:NH. Did the maze, picked some weeds and fruit etc. Still arranging the gaff.
Asda delivery at 1 till 2.
Hopefully a walk up the golf course later.
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Post by Binkshund on May 2, 2020 11:07:54 GMT
Something something two brown fingers. Back in your box, Binks. |
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Post by Chumbles on May 2, 2020 11:19:27 GMT
Which of you Sabbelkistler recorded this?
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 2, 2020 11:45:51 GMT
I find it quite disconcerting in Plymouth when visiting small shops. Especially when being served by a female shop assistant decades younger than yourself. Tids: I'd just like to purchase these please. Assistant: Of course you can, my lover. Tids: Oh, I'll have a twix as well. Assistant: You can have anything you want, my angel. I bet you don't get that in Croydon. Up-selling at it's finest. Narp! A standard day at a corner shop in south Croydon (honest) shop assistant - "WHAT, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY" continues tapping away on phone customer - "I'd like to buy a loaf of bread and a 2 pint of milk please" (politely as possible to diffuse the assistant) shop assistant - "nah mate I can't sell you that it has been set aside for essential customers what work in 'ealth innit" continues with head down on the phone customer - "so you are telling me that you can't sell it to me because I'm not essential?" inquisitively looking at assistant shop assistant - "yeah yous no one bruv innit, an' anyway I just sold them all on ebay for a profit though and we is closed" customer notes a sign from the manager stating that there is a reduced staff meaning he buggered off home and left the moron in charge. Customer leaves fuming. |
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Post by Destry on May 2, 2020 11:58:31 GMT
My daughter is cutting my hair this afternoon.
#PrayForDestry
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 2, 2020 12:02:50 GMT
Which of you Sabbelkistler recorded this?
Just went onto that site, then scrolled down, Peter Cech does a great drumming routine to Toxicity system of a down. As it's on YT I can now look up more of this gentleman's fine drumming. cheers to Mr. Chumbles for this fine find. |
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Post by Sheep2 on May 2, 2020 12:11:08 GMT
I expect Amipal's brother has very different memories.
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Post by Shenguin on May 2, 2020 12:14:07 GMT
Siblings are the worst.
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Post by Sheep2 on May 2, 2020 12:17:06 GMT
Morning! Ganes? no Telly? Mosaic. OK. Ottm: non-stop ripping and uploading of CDs to google, in anticipation of an unfettered and varied listening experience. 4 hours later and I am still on 'A'. At this rate I am probably going to give up before I reach Backstreet Boys, never mind Neil Young. I started ripping to FLAC in 2011. It took me 3 years to complete it. I had about 3,000 CDs. I then had to record my LPs which took another 2 years. Midway through this Istarted downloading 6TB of bootlegs and concerts from the internet. I am still sorting this latest pile. It was definitely a relief when I finished ripping Neil Young CDs. |
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