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Post by Melvazord on Oct 25, 2020 13:07:48 GMT
Aug 29 1997
Not certain what I was doing, but there's a pretty good chance I was watching Predator. Its an almost certainty.
Minecrafting away still. Currently linking three villages together via rail. Because I just can't get the impetus to do anything properly productive.
Oh and I'll probably watch the F1 later. Its difficult to get excited about Hamilton winning again. I wish he'd just fuck off now.
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 24, 2020 10:15:54 GMT
I really enjoyed DS3, right up to the point I completed it, and being very proud of beating a hard game by modern standards, only to have one of my mates say "isnt that the easy one?"
Sob
Platinumed Far Cry Primal...now what?
Have gone back to playing Minecraft as mindless burrowing is about all I'm capable of right now.
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 23, 2020 18:24:02 GMT
The Beta Band were amazing. Thatsna pity Steve Mason went down that route. It's why I never want to meet my musical heroes. I also briefly met Mogwai and helped them set up for a gig at the college i was attending at the time. They were insufferable...nah, they were nice guys as I recall. |
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 23, 2020 18:06:49 GMT
Scottish Band Chat:
I once met Biffy Clyro at a house party in East Kilbride. They were 18 or so and had just signed their first record deal. As such they were insufferable wankers.
My flatmate at Uni was mates with the bassist from Franz Ferdinand. He was an insufferable wanker.
The lead singer from the Beta Band tried to gate crash another friends house party in Edinburgh, using the old "dont you know who i am?" line.
For his troubles he got punched square in the face. Insufferable wanker.
Belle and Sebastian were at another house party my sister was at. (Look, we have a lot of house parties in Scotland. We like a drink, this isn't news).
I think you know how she described them.
She also got perved on by Preston from the Ordinary Boys during an interview she was doing with him for Glasgow Unis music section of the Unis newspaper. She published the entire conversation verbatim, where he makes some pervy remark and she ends the interview telling him to "go fuck himself"
We don't always see eye to eye but she has her moments.
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 21, 2020 16:14:41 GMT
Missed lunch chat
Dinner chat: fish and chips and battered onion rings. Oh and a pickled egg. Laverly playte uv fooood.
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 21, 2020 11:22:16 GMT
My car is maximum German with me whenever I park "NO! You are to close to ze kerb! I vill now make ze annoying beeping sound! Donner und Blitzen you have now reversed to within 50 metres of an obstruction, prepare to be bleeped at, schwein!"
Its a tad too sensitive, but that's fine, I'm shit at parking.
Games:I'm platinuming FarCry Primal mainly because I only need 2 trophies to do it. Sadly one of them is fill all the skill slots and I need 22 more points to do it, so that's just a grindathon right now.
Its a good game though, good but not great. 4 stars.
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 21, 2020 11:13:11 GMT
I'm on an electro/synthwave kick while I pure pish ma breeks waiting for Cyberpunk.
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 18, 2020 12:06:11 GMT
Your face is worth it ...wait Oh dear You really are struggling aren't you. here's something to cheer you up I dont know why that made me laugh so much. The incongruity between the music and the picture is just amazing. The youtube comments section though....wow, what a shitshow. Cheers, genuinely needed that. |
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 18, 2020 10:54:10 GMT
Morning Today I blew the cobwebs off my tools and put a curtain pole up in one of the kids bedrooms. What have you ever done? Shortly I'll be heading to Macdonalds as a reward. Because I'm worth it. OTTM, no Your face is worth it ...wait |
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 18, 2020 9:05:34 GMT
Hi
I'm still here, but its been a shit week and i have retreated into my shell.
We had to have our oldest cat put to sleep Monday, and then work has been a steady stream of fucking idiocy, incompetency and terrible management meaning I have had little time to steady the ship.
Sorry to be a downer.
My face is a downer etc
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Post by Melvazord on Sept 30, 2020 15:53:45 GMT
Morning What's been going on here? Who killed Admin? Has the revolution happened? All hail prudy01! Due to a 50 million quid fuckup by my employer, my work 'team' has been seconded into a new role to try and clear up the resulting clusterfuck. This was not voluntary. We are now facing the prospect of having to deal with real people, rather than software based intelligences, and I fear for our collective sanity. Send help! Sober October is NOT and option. You fear for your sanity, yet you beg these people, this place, for help. I think your sanity has perhaps already fled. |
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Post by Melvazord on Sept 30, 2020 11:43:55 GMT
Who doesn't enjoy watching two old men talk over each other?
Its like a standard pub Tuesday night, except the fate of the Western world is at stake. Hooray.
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Post by Melvazord on Sept 26, 2020 15:17:43 GMT
The trick is to look physically unappealing enough that none of your colleagues would want to eat you. Done. Though I imagine in this scenario I've been rendered into a nutritious paste. |
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Post by Melvazord on Sept 26, 2020 14:23:33 GMT
Hi
Games: downloaded the expansion for The Outer Worlds, so I'm playing through that again. Its not the best choice, its Spacer's Choice.
OTTM: As Mrs Zord is now working full time from home, her work is giving her money for a new desk AND a heating allowance.
My work would grind me up to feed to my colleagues if they thought they could get away with it.
Come January they might just be able to.
#satire
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Post by Melvazord on Sept 25, 2020 21:46:31 GMT
Isn't that Hero Quest remake only available in the States? Bit of a gip. And Canada if you throw them an extra 130 notes. Oh, unless you live in Quebec, in which case you're also fucked. |
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Post by Melvazord on Sept 25, 2020 18:22:22 GMT
You've all been at the Babel fish again haven't you? Is that the street name for smack these days? Well I never. |
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Post by Melvazord on Sept 25, 2020 18:21:20 GMT
I'm still alive somehow, work is...shit. Who wants to see me rant about war dollies while balancing a dwarf on my head? Of course you do, shut up. youtu.be/L7lgMY9zYvM |
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Post by Melvazord on Sept 4, 2020 19:17:23 GMT
I had a curry last night. It was very good. On that basis, despite getting it from a completely different curry place, I suggest you get an Indian takeaway. I went for a kebab as Pref.Mam doesn't eat Donner kebabs. Just the thought of a kebab makes me queasy at the best of times. Often I've woken up after a night out, looked over the side of my bed and thought "oh god I was sick in the middle of the nig...oh no, its last nights kebab I bought while drunk on the way home" I'm having nourishing soup. |
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Post by Melvazord on Sept 4, 2020 18:20:53 GMT
Haha its Friday Haha today my body decided Im sick Haha Fuck you body Anyway, heres my new video, watch it while I lie in bed and weep youtu.be/kNp9vzpsaVE |
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Post by Melvazord on Sept 1, 2020 13:09:39 GMT
I don't get hangovers.
I may be genetically superior, by I think its mainly because I never stop drinking.*
Thats a thing Scottish people do, right?
* this is a lie. I haven't been hammered all year. I dont even remember the last time I had more than a single beer. Who am I?
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Post by Melvazord on Sept 1, 2020 7:55:24 GMT
Morning Absolute shocker of a weekend. Out-laws arrived Friday. Left late last night. Saturday night was party night for neighbours as they both turned 70, and had a 50th birthday party for daughter combined. Lovely folk, but when they let a few fireworks off at 8.30, some facebook rent-a-mob turned up and tried to kick their way into their garden. When they started taking pictures of the guests and their cars it really kicked off and they were chased up the road. Sunday the 6 month old decided to get an ear infection and screamed most of the day. Monday started ok, but ended with a massive domestic between the outlaws, due to his psycho ex finding out they were staying with us, and threatening to withhold his access to child-who-doesn't-play-nice, and threatening to send her 'firm' round. TV - no Games - no Should have been marked: Benefits Street spoilers ahead |
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Post by Melvazord on Sept 1, 2020 6:38:08 GMT
After yesterday's racist edition, lets hope things improve* today.
Games: still keeping coming back to Norman's Pies. Not sure why, the whole game is just fetch quests with no real point. Just like real life.
OTTM: I've ordered some gear** to up my influencer game. Should turn up today and you can all see my hands filemd accidently instead of what I was aiming for in ultra HD clarity. Exciting stuff I think you'll agree.
*by experience it will not
** equipment, not drugs.
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 31, 2020 11:17:30 GMT
Hi
I'd just like to say: "get tae fuck"
Bye
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 29, 2020 16:13:26 GMT
The evil Lord Melvazord has cast his influencer spell. I've got 20 followers on Instagram, I'm kind of a big deal. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 29, 2020 12:59:12 GMT
The trick is to get a proper run up, and let out a guttural heart wrenching scream.
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