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Post by Melvazord on Aug 16, 2022 15:52:03 GMT
After further investigations, I think it's a bite from a Black Fly. *walks into sea* Bot fly bites are fun, can you make the larvae come out before it’s fully grown? Rimming in all forms may have been recommended at some point, did anyone give vr rimming a go? What a terrible day to be literate. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 16, 2022 15:23:34 GMT
I may have gone badly wrong in part of that last post. You can decide yourself which line. I assume when the next Prime Minister is finally elected by a bunch of fogies, that this statement will see you designated as an enemy of the people. One Party. One State. Ein Volk. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 13, 2022 17:21:03 GMT
We’ve had a water gun fight in the back garden. At one point, I feigned death, and laid spread eagle in the sun. The boy then arrived, pulled my chin back, and started blasting away in my face. What on Earth have we raised?! Just don't let them join the army, and we can avoid any nasty "brought shame on the armed forces" little incidents. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 13, 2022 13:00:00 GMT
I don't know what these are, but, I guarantee the quality. Whatever they are. He identifies himself as a magnet for foodstuffs. He boasts that he will banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts. Yes, you have very lucky dishes, Mr. Simpson. This soap is from the sacred forests of Hokkaido, renowned for its countless soap factories. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 13, 2022 9:46:23 GMT
Wordle 420 4/6
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
What a stupid word, doesn't even feel like it should be real.
Daily Quordle 201
5️⃣6️⃣
8️⃣9️⃣
quordle.com
⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨
⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩
⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Overthought the top left
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 12, 2022 18:42:33 GMT
The BBC there, blaming Salman Rushdie for Islamic extremeism, and not say *checks notes* a century of Western interventionist interference in the middle east, wars and government toppling.
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 12, 2022 16:10:50 GMT
One of my ancestors won the Victoria Cross.
I got angry playing Fall Guys.
Genetics don't mean shit.
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 12, 2022 8:51:19 GMT
Daily Quordle 200
4️⃣7️⃣
5️⃣6️⃣
quordle.com
⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩
⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜
🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I got paid while doing this, so that's all the matters.
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 12, 2022 7:30:07 GMT
And my goddamned macerating toilet has broken down - what joy; now I got to wait for him to come out. Mega stress. Getting to the upstairs loo is actually dangerous. A vertigo attack and like a bloody turtle on it's shell, I'll be legs waving in the air waiting for someone to turn me right way up. Can't you ask one of the Robot Wars lads to fit you with a srimech? And spinning discs to ward off your foes? |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 9, 2022 9:18:14 GMT
MelvazordYou have a great pair of hands. Very strong thumb manicure game. Chapeau. Thanks. I think? I've never done a real job in my life, hands smooth as silk. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 9, 2022 8:42:51 GMT
Hi
I've just upgraded my phone, what have you ever done with your life?
In gaming news, I'm waiting for Scorn to come out as it looks suitably fucked up.
In other not gaming with videos but with collectable figurines news, we're running another tournament this year for Bolt Action, which is WW2 fellas kicking lumps out of each other and screaming "ACHTUNG" at a 50 year old man who is playing a historically accurate Chindit army representing his grandfather's unit which lost 40% of its manpower to dysentery.
First time since Covid, so looking forward to it.
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 8, 2022 21:45:08 GMT
Do you think the country is breaking down a little bit? A little bit? Oh aye, just a tad though. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 8, 2022 21:09:35 GMT
Who likes, and comments, but doesn't subscribe? A monster, a monster who doesn't know the rules of polite interweb society, that's who. A real animal.
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 8, 2022 20:28:59 GMT
Hey, you, yes you! No, shut up! I'm still not dead also I did a Cyberhaggis thing for my nephews. Watch it or dont, I don't care*. Watch it on Youtube for the analytics, or dont, I couldnt give a monkeys.** * I absolutely care. Oh god I care so much. ** I give all the monkeys Strangely fascinating. Like your face. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 8, 2022 20:26:28 GMT
Excuse my ignorance, but i have no idea what a cyberhaggis is. Is it made from the guts of an electic sheep? It's when a time travelling haggis, accidently shot into the time stream at the same time as Sam Beckett and forced to solve the problems of other savoury puddings in trouble, intersected with the time stream of a mechanical sheep from a dark future where robotic ovines terrorise a broken humanity, who was sent back in time to kill the welsh shepherd who will one day be the father of the saviour of humanity, and the two mashed together to create a creature hell bent on making a youtube channel about miniatures, games and general nerd stuff. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 8, 2022 20:04:03 GMT
Hey, you, yes you! No, shut up! I'm still not dead also I did a Cyberhaggis thing for my nephews. Watch it or dont, I don't care*. Watch it on Youtube for the analytics, or dont, I couldnt give a monkeys.**
* I absolutely care. Oh god I care so much.
** I give all the monkeys
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Post by Melvazord on Jul 20, 2022 16:07:17 GMT
I personally love Microsoft and all its affordable products, and any posts you find of mine bad mouthing them prior to my Covid vaccination should be ignored.
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Post by Melvazord on Jul 18, 2022 19:51:08 GMT
We were at the Fantasy Forest thing this weekend. My god it was so chill.*
If I wasn't such a grumpy twat I'd think of just packing all this real world shit away and run off and become a hippy scraping a living carving wooden badgers from old pallets. Everyone was so lovely, and I came away from the thing with a proper life high.
*Like, emotionally, the weather was NOT chill.
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Post by Melvazord on Jul 18, 2022 10:05:05 GMT
Suns oot
Taps aff
Take care out there people
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Post by Melvazord on Jul 14, 2022 21:46:23 GMT
Here's my table from the last event we did. Same one for the Fantasy Forest. All lights up, sign turns. Bottle of booze drinks itself. Uses the Stargrave system, which frankly is simplistic bobbins but good enough for general punters.  |
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Post by Melvazord on Jul 14, 2022 9:55:59 GMT
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Post by Melvazord on Jul 14, 2022 9:16:31 GMT
Today is my Friday. Off to Cheltenham tomorrow to do public participation games at the Fantasy Forest Festival. Its one of the few places I can turn up and be one of the cooler people there. Had to have a call with a scientist today who didn't know that 0.9% aqueous NaCl and physiological saline were the same thing. Kids these days, eh? Edit: happy birthday Faceless. May birthday Jesus bring you the smock of your dreams. |
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Post by Melvazord on Jul 13, 2022 12:05:44 GMT
I never had " Chumbles coming out of the closet" on my Box Bingo card today, but here we are. |
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Post by Melvazord on Jul 13, 2022 12:04:11 GMT
Anyone making sports shoe jokes will get a visit from Tids. Air Jort-ans. End it now, I'm ready. |
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Post by Melvazord on Jul 13, 2022 9:11:47 GMT
If you can't beat them, try a larger stick.
Anyway, here's a stupid word game result apparently.
Wordle 389 5/6
⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛
🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩
⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I went for the biological answer at 4. I was wrong.
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