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I actually prefer From Hell myself, but its swings and roundabouts, both are excellent.

I live in fear of running into Alan Moore wandering Northampton. Would I fanboy the bejesus out of it and end up with him turning me into a newt? Almost certainly.

Sorry to hear that Scam, some cancers are a bitch like that, lying in wait. A positive attitude to it will go some way to helping her.

Funnily* enough I had leukemia,  which I guess is a  kind of bonitis. You are therefore wrong, and also a monster.

*not funny haha, obviously 

I once met David Attenborough. Right grumpy old sod he was. Probably said same about me.
To be fair, he was 80 at the time and I was dying of cancer, so I think we can both be let off.

That's rough Chumbles. I mean your game choice, Cosmic Encounters is an imbalanced pile of shite.

Wondered how easy it would be to get to a local games club for you is all. Not very by the sounds of things.

Very pretty indeed. Wish you could just delete drivers from games though. I fucking hate Verstappen, and even just racing against a digital version of the aggravating wee prick winds me up.

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Aye, peak Melvazord, I know. I'm actually a lot less angry than when I was younger, there's a good chance now I'll hit 50 before something in my brain bursts so hard it blows the side of my skull off.

Me and Mrs Zord went in 2008, and there were blokes with guns everywhere. One of the guides who showed us round Karnak had an MP5. He got tipped well.

Another guard fell asleep on the bus to Abu Simbel and dropped his AK I'm the aisle. The bus went very quiet, very quick.

Cairo was mental, what a dump fucking hell, half the buildings are unfinished to get out of paying taxes. How many lanes are there on an Egyptian road, because they don't know either. It's apparently as many as you can fit cars into the road width.

It was worth visiting to see all the history, but its a one and done, I wouldn't go back.

I note that Tent Hen has gone through all my posts from yesterday, she is good people and thorough.

I would describe today as mind numbingly depressing. There's just...too much. And I'm only 1 man*. Not sure how long I can keep this up** if I'm perfectly honest. How much does a binman earn?

Games: F1 2021. I'm world champion again, after the Mexican GP, when Verstappen knocked off his front wing trying an aggressive pass on me, and Hamiltons engine exploded.
I then followed this up by winning the Brazialin GP on the last lap after qualifying 10th after an engine penalty. Very satisfying.

OTTM: N/A

*technically 2 dwarves in a trenchcoat
** keep THIS up...oh

Meh. Cambridge is a bit shite, barely posh at all, utterly reliant on suckling on the sweet teat of tourists who've come to goggle at the chinless bike yahs that infest the place like rats. It would be more culturally relevant if they paved over it to make an out of town car park for Peterborough.

This has nothing to do with the fact I nearly get run down by some velocipeding fox botherer every time I go there.

Somewhere in a bunker in darkest Fife, Wee writes down a date on a post it note, pins it up to a cork board with lots of other dates, times, and information on it, wraps a red thread round the pin and attaches the other end to a picture with a question mark on it. He is one step closer.

Independence chat is it?

All for it these days because of you people, this place. Scotland and England now seem like countries with fundamentally different mindsets.

I live in England, and the amount of bigoted anti-Scots bollocks I had to put up with during the last independence vote and during Brexit was fucking annoying let me tell you. Threatened to report one bloke to HR, it was relentless.
"It's just banter " aye mate, and if you asked the bloke in the department from Pakistan when he was fucking off back to his own country would you think that's acceptable? Prick.

So oftae fuck Scotland should go, we've had enough Tory pish to last us 100 lifetimes thanks.