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Post by Melvazord on Aug 14, 2020 14:14:31 GMT
The weirdos around here pronounce it "nayn". My satnav pronounces it "nay-nay". |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 14, 2020 13:10:58 GMT
Games no
Work yes
Sleep yes
Thank christ the weather broke, I was about to throw myself into the Nene and just become one with the water.
Are you all for my next video? As chatterboxers top influencer* I know you are. Goes online tonight.
* wanna fight about it?
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 11, 2020 21:30:16 GMT
My uncle was ground crew for the Vulcan during the Falklands. He was only relatively recently allowed to talk about the fact the nukes were pretty much ready to go.
Top 5 Vulcans
Spock
Sarek
Bomber
M61
Tuvok
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 11, 2020 10:25:13 GMT
"US Secret Service uninformed division officer". Isn't that all of them under Trump. HEY-OH! Thanks fellow snowflakes, i'll be here all week, until cancel culture finds all those tweets what I did. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 11, 2020 9:04:05 GMT
If you love Trump so much why don't you marry him? I think even given all that's happened this year, it would still be a surprise if Shenguin turned out the be a blonde model from a former Soviet republic. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 11, 2020 7:56:42 GMT
Anyone else think that the whole thing was staged? Even down to it happening in a press conference? If this had been real they would've had the Trump away to a bunker and be searching the White House surroundings for other threats. Trumps words: "“There was an actual shooting..." Those are very oddly chosen words. I mean he's an odd guy, but it reads like: "There was an actual shooting, totally not fake news at all. This isn't a false flag distraction. This real shooter was a dangerous guy, real big, a real bigly threat. I personally arrested him. I wish him well" |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 9, 2020 22:46:48 GMT
Use of Weapons next? That is my favourite. Yeah, looking forward to it. I've only read the first first two so far, but thought the Player of Games was much better than Consider Phlebas. Use of Weapons is an absolute banger. Not just one of his best, but one of the best sci fi books ever written. Genuinely jealous you get to read it for the first time, would love to read it with no knowledge of it again. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 9, 2020 17:06:27 GMT
A mate of mine used to live in Aberdeen. Said the whole place was grey. Buildings, sky, food, people. Can confirm. Tales of the mystical sky fire orb reached us occasionally, but I didn't believe them until I moved far, far away. There are only 2 industries in Aberdeen. The guys offshore who rip oil from the sea, and the strippers onshore who rub it on themselves. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 8, 2020 10:41:13 GMT
You've all sodded off down to amipal's, to get 'socially' infected, haven't you? Slackers. I am in a quiet, darkened room with a stein of filtered tapwater trying to revive what's left of my ratiocination - definitely not succeeding. Also, I'm pretty convinced my demi-vampire incisor is mobile and I am resigned to it going. Melvazord Cough up, and none of your Clydesdale Bank toilet paper. (Actually I do envy you, the quality of modern models is phenomenal - beats the shit out the stuff we used back in the 70s; including a plastic dinosaur out of a breakfast cereal box.) Those 3d printed models blew my mind. Up until recently 3d printing has been niche and not great quality, these were amazing. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 8, 2020 10:38:57 GMT
Courting danger here in revealing both my first name and my alternative online identity (more data points for Wee to track me down) I did a YouTube thing. Warning: contains scenes of a nerdy nature, my put on "Scottish accent but not so much English people go "you wot mate?""and no strong language. youtu.be/ipVOs8DqCxcObviously I couldn't understand half of what you were saying, but you're a lot less angry than I expected. Tae fuck pal, did you understand that? Happy now? |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 8, 2020 10:02:10 GMT
Courting danger here in revealing both my first name and my alternative online identity (more data points for Wee to track me down) I did a YouTube thing. Warning: contains scenes of a nerdy nature, my put on "Scottish accent but not so much English people go "you wot mate?""and no strong language. youtu.be/ipVOs8DqCxc |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 7, 2020 8:37:20 GMT
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 6, 2020 21:55:25 GMT
Games: Fall Guys. I've never raged so hard at such a brightly coloured game for children and the feeble minded. I see Cup Head is on ps4 now, no fucking way would I dare to play that, every vein in my forehead would burst at once. OTTM: I've been given one of those "opportunity" promotions at work, by which they mean no more money, more responsibilities, and maybe...maybe we might give you a real promotion at some point, but if you fuck up we'll skin you alive. Congratulations! So the millennial has found a better job then. That wee cunt was dropped from a great height into another team about a year ago. Oh aye, he's great, you fucking take him. He's now handed in his notice to go and become a teacher. Poor bastard kids won't learn a damn thing |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 6, 2020 11:52:30 GMT
Games: Fall Guys. I've never raged so hard at such a brightly coloured game for children and the feeble minded.
I see Cup Head is on ps4 now, no fucking way would I dare to play that, every vein in my forehead would burst at once.
OTTM: I've been given one of those "opportunity" promotions at work, by which they mean no more money, more responsibilities, and maybe...maybe we might give you a real promotion at some point, but if you fuck up we'll skin you alive. Congratulations!
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 5, 2020 20:05:04 GMT
I've changed my mind. The single player games are fun, the team games are shit because its too easy to get stuck with a bunch of scrubs* *me What happens in the team games seems virtually irrelevant until the last 10 seconds. Especially the football one. The ring one is annoying as fuck, pure RNG luck of the draw bull plops |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 5, 2020 19:47:22 GMT
Fall Guys is fun. That is all. I've changed my mind. The single player games are fun, the team games are shit because its too easy to get stuck with a bunch of scrubs* *me |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 5, 2020 19:00:47 GMT
Fall Guys is fun.
That is all.
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 1, 2020 22:08:07 GMT
I'm Shenguin. And so is my wife. Well, obviously, this is not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of jorts and smock products. |
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Post by Melvazord on Jul 29, 2020 15:05:10 GMT
Been out papping chatterboxers again. This time Scub on his way back from the offy  |
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Post by Melvazord on Jul 25, 2020 22:22:36 GMT
I watched Black Panther. It was rubbish. I watched Black Panther. It was rubbish. I think its a great movie, right up until the 30 minute CGI punch fest at the end. There so much they could have done instead of that, but they decided to just stick with the formula. Wonder Woman was the same, decent enough movie ruined by giant CGI monster. She's a strong independent super woman, who nees Chris Pratt Hemsworth EvansPine to actually save the day while she batters a guy with a PE teacher's mustache. Also, the Scottish character was fuckin boggin. "I was depressed and drunk, but you've taught me to kill again!" Pish. |
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Post by Melvazord on Jul 23, 2020 11:34:47 GMT
Given that keef still writes for the Other Place, more than Keza, you’d think they’d find the room for an occasional chatterbox. Given that the chatterbox was the chatterbox, you'd have thought they would have shut it down a lot sooner. The quality* and quantity of the articles at the other place has dipped since Keefs departure. *unless you count the box, in which case quality has skyrocketed** to unheard of proportions ** 4 stars |
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Post by Melvazord on Jul 23, 2020 9:12:00 GMT
Managed to catch a snap of Baby on his way for his big shop  |
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Post by Melvazord on Jul 22, 2020 17:38:35 GMT
Just this, nothing else to report  |
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Post by Melvazord on Jul 20, 2020 9:34:49 GMT
Filmblog: I decided my life wasn't exciting enough, so I watched Star Trek V: The Final Frontier. Shatner should not have been allowed to direct. On the other hand, the last third of the film is okay. Only okay, mind. Nimoy:" Melllvar, you have to respect your actors. When I directed Star Trek IV I got a magnificent performance out of Bill because I respected him so much." Shatner: "And when I directed Star Trek V I got a magnificent performance out of me, because I respected me so much!" |
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Post by Melvazord on Jul 19, 2020 12:47:28 GMT
Printer chat: we still use Mrs Zords printer she bought during her first year at Uni, which was about 17 years ago at this point. Saving the planet innit. Doubt you can get cartridges for it anymore, but it's been used more in the last 3 months than the previous 3 years so its getting a bit faded print wise. It's only stuff for work, so fuck em. OTTM: The Cellar  |
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