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Post by Shenguin on Dec 25, 2023 0:24:30 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 24, 2023 23:06:17 GMT
Also, you're all cunts. Any cunt want a cunting meet up at cunting Tebay, you cunts?
Fucking cunts.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 21, 2023 12:27:40 GMT
Cunts
Fuck work
Fuck Christmas
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 17, 2023 23:09:02 GMT
1) wankers
B) drunk
iii) cunts
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 14, 2023 12:06:14 GMT
I am in Kent. I have an appointment with a 6 foot hole in the ground.
Unfortunately for you cunts, the plan is that I'm only in the audience, not taking centre-stage.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 12, 2023 22:47:24 GMT
No Jeremy Cuntry for Old Men
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 9, 2023 22:28:32 GMT
Thrown out 1/2 a naan bread, 1/2 portion veg pakora, poppadom, spicy onions. Fuck off cunt. |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 4, 2023 22:29:15 GMT
One of my finest moment was around a table with a dozen or so other adults, all of whom had bred*, and starting a drunken tirade with the words "I know you all love your children, but they are all really cunts aren't they? Every single one of them's a cunt."
To be clear, I have never bred.
When I say finest, I mean finest by my standards, not finest by my audience's standards, as they made clear.
*Or, for the males, at the very least pretend to believe they've bred.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 4, 2023 22:21:29 GMT
Cunts
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 4, 2023 18:17:36 GMT
Cunt @sheeps
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 4, 2023 18:17:05 GMT
So which cunt is the fucking cunt now, you cunt?
Oh, yeah, well, Tuffers, obviously.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 4, 2023 18:16:00 GMT
You are Shenguin and I claim that £5. Three times so far this year I have used the word cunt (OK, four now) or formations of it. You're at 6 so far this year. |
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 29, 2023 22:19:07 GMT
Whenever you're free and brave enough to call them cunts.
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 15, 2023 20:58:28 GMT
Theorising that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Tuffers stepped into the Quantum accelerator and vanished... He woke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his own, and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better ... Christ, I hope the cunt kills my grandad. Edit: as do the rest of you, I assume. Except maybe Sheeps, but he'd probably take one for the team. |
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 15, 2023 14:32:09 GMT
Tuffers appears to have been dead for over a week. Probably whiffs a bit by now. We did a load of film puns on his name, and then Felice called him a cunt. What I'm saying is, Felice bullied him out. Edit: Or he did the Candyman thing. Nineteen Eighty Tuffers |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 7, 2023 21:26:41 GMT
Cunts
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 7, 2023 21:25:25 GMT
Right, enough of this shit you cunts. Anyone at Gordano services in an hour who hasn't been knocked unconscious by me gets to chose which cockney fanny accent is the worst.
Cunts. You'll all be either too scared to turn up, or too losery to win the fight.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 6, 2023 20:13:11 GMT
So my darling child has misplaced an apple pencil. I said she could use it, but put it back when finished with it. In the iPad cover where i fucking kept it so I knew where it was. Don't treat her like a child, give her more responsibility" blah blah blah. Yeah? See where that fucking gets you. I'm going to have to spend any free time over the next few days looking for it turning the place upside down. Of course it belongs to my work and I'll need to cunting replace it. Aaaaaagggghhh. Yeah, a child who isn't mine borrowed one of the very few micro-usb leads that actually charges my Bose. She did so under great threats of retribution should she lose it. Tonight, she had no idea where it was, right up to the fucking point when she needed it, at which point the cunt suddenly remembered where it was. |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 2, 2023 20:35:57 GMT
Cunts
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 19, 2023 21:54:50 GMT
I'm in work.
Not a euphemism.
Cunts.
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 15, 2023 22:55:03 GMT
The bastard's fucked off. Cunt. Yes, that's how I'd phrase it. Exactly right. |
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 15, 2023 22:13:33 GMT
Cunts
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 15, 2023 9:03:17 GMT
Morning all. Some cunt decided 8:45 was the perfect time to drill a massive hole in the side of his house, right outside my bedroom window. So I echo Rolling’s thoughts there Oh, I assumed Rolling was joyously doing an impression of the massive drill he was happily using earlier. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 24, 2023 22:59:01 GMT
Because the place where he works has a bar. Most likely he is getting loquacious with the customer on a mix of Guinness and Asahi. Probably not in the same glass, though you never know. His tourettes tics were off the hook. The Cunt needs a good rest. ftfy |
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Post by Shenguin on May 21, 2023 21:14:28 GMT
Watched a couple more episodes of Succession. I'm quite enjoying it, but I think I might take a bit of a break. If I wanted to spend my time in the company of relentlessly obnoxious people I could just spend my time on Proboards. FTFY, you stupud cunt. |
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