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Post by Shenguin on Jun 10, 2024 18:31:44 GMT
I have done a good thing, by providing emotional support and friendship to a friend in need. I am a good person.
I have accidentally drunk four pints in about 80 minutes on a non-drinking day.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 10, 2024 13:19:02 GMT
Nobody else brave enough to ask?
Which party are you planning to vote for Baby?
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 10, 2024 11:45:11 GMT
Pretty sure greasing it won't get *that* to start working again.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 10, 2024 10:39:06 GMT
Oh, to be clear, I'M A FUCKING ACCOUNTANT, NOT A FUCKING PLUMBER.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 10, 2024 10:37:03 GMT
I "fixed" a toilet flush this morning. It wasn't really broken, just a little temperamental, but everyone I work with is too stupid to be able to cope with it. I took the mechanism apart, greased the spring and the plunger slightly. It seemed to be working perfectly before I put it back together. Then I put it all back together, and now it's exactly the same or slightly worse than when I started.
Job done. Overall, I'm pretty pleased with that result.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 9, 2024 21:44:05 GMT
That's a great header, good ol' Tids. I genuinely miss him, may he RIP in peace.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 9, 2024 20:50:50 GMT
Happy mis-timed birthday to stxdpr. Try to have your birthday less mis-timed next year.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 9, 2024 9:16:36 GMT
That's crap. Works about as well as Bowsers got Talent.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 9, 2024 9:15:54 GMT
Stand By Den Hunter
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 9, 2024 8:33:25 GMT
Night of the Hunter Biden Hunter Biden of Thieves
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 9, 2024 8:32:20 GMT
Wordle 1,086 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 867 8️⃣5️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 867 5️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Octordle #867 9️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣🔟 7️⃣🕚 🕛🕐 Score: 70 DEDUCTIVE LOGICO SOLVES THE MYSTERY OF THE CORPSE BENEATH THE CUSHIONS OF A VELVET SEAT Murdle for 6/9/2024 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 3️⃣:0️⃣1️⃣ ⚖️ 👱♂️🤴👨🦱🪖🦹♂️👤 murdle.com/THE MYSTERY OF THE MURDER NEXT TO TREES AND WEEDS Mini-Murdle for 6/9/2024 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 0️⃣:3️⃣8️⃣ murdle.com/
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 8, 2024 19:59:34 GMT
Happy Beerday Tuffers!
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 8, 2024 10:16:02 GMT
I am not at work, and not working.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 8, 2024 9:03:46 GMT
Lunch break and full daylight already, urgh. To be fair, if you have lunch during the day of night, you've gone wrong.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 8, 2024 8:59:32 GMT
Wordle 1,085 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 866 3️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Daily Sequence Quordle 866 4️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Octordle #866 7️⃣8️⃣ 🕛6️⃣ 🔟9️⃣ 3️⃣5️⃣ Score: 60 DEDUCTIVE LOGICO AND THE CASE OF THE TOURISTY SPEAR Murdle for 6/8/2024 👤🔪🏡❓ 🕰️ ✅✅✅✅ 6️⃣:4️⃣2️⃣ ⚖️ 👱♂️🤴👨🦱🪖👤 murdle.com/THE MYSTERY OF THE MURDERED TENURED PROFESSOR Mini-Murdle for 6/8/2024 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 0️⃣:4️⃣5️⃣ murdle.com/
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 8, 2024 8:59:17 GMT
Excellent header.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 7, 2024 7:58:33 GMT
Wordle 1,084 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 865 4️⃣3️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩 ⬜🟨🟩🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Daily Sequence Quordle 865 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Octordle #865 4️⃣8️⃣ 🕚9️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ 🔟7️⃣ Score: 60 CONSIDER THE TICKING SOUND! Murdle for 6/7/2024 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 3️⃣:2️⃣7️⃣ ⚖️ 👱♂️🤴👨🦱👤 murdle.com/DEDUCTIVE LOGICO SOLVES THE MYSTERY OF THE BODY OF THE VISITING SPEAKER Mini-Murdle for 6/7/2024 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 0️⃣:4️⃣5️⃣ murdle.com/
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 6, 2024 15:12:21 GMT
Morning 3 new builders on the job now.... proper brickies. Taps aff, and Van Halen on full blast. PM is thinking of getting the girls round for an ogle, while i'm expected to sit in with the dog and tap keyboards for a living.... sigh. Calm down Tim Dowling.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 6, 2024 7:18:13 GMT
Wordle 1,083 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 864 7️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 864 3️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Octordle #864 6️⃣🕚 4️⃣8️⃣ 9️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣🔟 Score: 56 DEDUCTIVE LOGICO AND THE CASE OF THE SHARD OF ANCIENT CERAMIC Murdle for 6/6/2024 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 3️⃣:5️⃣6️⃣ ⚖️ 👱♂️🤴👤 murdle.com/DEDUCTIVE LOGICO AND THE CASE OF THE BODY IN THE GREEK THEATER Mini-Murdle for 6/6/2024 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 0️⃣:3️⃣8️⃣ murdle.com/
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 5, 2024 20:08:18 GMT
Got Sheep so drunk in Dublin that we had to find a pub for him to have an emergency dump the next lunchtime, while we were walking to the Guiness brewery.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 5, 2024 14:14:11 GMT
No, I'm an actual human as well, not an AI. So you claim. Is there any actual proof though? Has anyone seen you in the same room as Skynet? Yes! I just ticked a Captcha to say I am not a robot, and then selected some pictures of stairs, and it agreed with me that I am a human.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 5, 2024 12:46:53 GMT
I thought shenguin was IT based and not having to deal with people? No, I'm an actual human as well, not an AI.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 5, 2024 11:35:18 GMT
That wasn't aimed at Tuffers, but, whatevs, if he takes offence that's OK with me.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 5, 2024 11:33:52 GMT
God, I fucking hate human beings.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 5, 2024 11:31:42 GMT
I used to like Duck Hunt on the Spectrum. I don't remember ever seeing a half-duck on it.
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