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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Feb 21, 2018 16:57:23 GMT
Doesn't cutting it all into the shape of letters take ages though? When my daughter was young she used to want alphabetti spaghetti, but we bought cheaper own brand spaghetti hoops. When she complained I told her that we'd bought the alphabetti tins but it turned out they were all full of 'O's No offence but your daughter sounds a bit thick. Assuming she believed you, that is. Perhaps she recognised it as another one of mummy and daddy's lies but was too ground down to make a fuss? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 21, 2018 16:59:12 GMT
You can get pasta already in shapes of cartoon characters. Massive bag of Turtles or Pepper Pig. Make a sauce and your done. Prepare to have your mind blown man.....you can even get ready made sauce, just whack it in the pan, heat and add to pasta. |
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Post by Destry on Feb 21, 2018 17:13:33 GMT
When my daughter was young she used to want alphabetti spaghetti, but we bought cheaper own brand spaghetti hoops. When she complained I told her that we'd bought the alphabetti tins but it turned out they were all full of 'O's No offence but your daughter sounds a bit thick. Assuming she believed you, that is. Perhaps she recognised it as another one of mummy and daddy's lies but was too ground down to make a fuss? I didn't say she believed me. |
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Post by slowgraffiti12 on Feb 21, 2018 17:17:09 GMT
Homemade pasta is the sort of thing you’d do if you were a sensitive child who lived in a well wired, high bandwidth household. In spring do you make meat helmets? Nope. If it helps your impressions of me I'm also a borderline alcoholic and regular class a user. |
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Post by slowgraffiti12 on Feb 21, 2018 17:19:28 GMT
Homemade pasta is the sort of thing you’d do if you were a sensitive child who lived in a well wired, high bandwidth household. In spring do you make meat helmets? Although thinking about it please tell me more about these meat helmets |
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Post by Destry on Feb 21, 2018 17:21:25 GMT
Homemade pasta is the sort of thing you’d do if you were a sensitive child who lived in a well wired, high bandwidth household. In spring do you make meat helmets? I'm also a borderline alcoholic and regular class a user. Borderline? You're not trying hard enough.
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Post by cobblers on Feb 21, 2018 17:27:09 GMT
Homemade pasta is the sort of thing you’d do if you were a sensitive child who lived in a well wired, high bandwidth household. In spring do you make meat helmets? Although thinking about it please tell me more about these meat helmets not until you’ve finished your luge lessons. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 21, 2018 17:36:44 GMT
I just ate a kiwi fruit without peeling it first. Game changer.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 21, 2018 17:47:48 GMT
I'm giddy from eating too many flu capsules.
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Post by cobblers on Feb 21, 2018 18:03:50 GMT
I just ate a kiwi fruit without peeling it first. Game changer. try a vertical apple. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 21, 2018 18:11:23 GMT
I just ate a kiwi fruit without peeling it first. Game changer. try a vertical apple. Steady on old chap, I'm not Ray bloody Mears. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 21, 2018 18:56:52 GMT
I just ate a kiwi fruit without peeling it first. Game changer. Before I read that I had just transferred kiwis from their packaging to a fruitbowl and thought to myself as I looked at the amount of hair they had shed "this could give someone a serious case of asbestos lung if they breath them in". How long do you reckon that kiwi will be stuck in your oesophagus? After all, the fruit's hairy skin has evolved as a defense mechanisms against predators like you. |
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 21, 2018 19:00:03 GMT
Billy Graham has died, the old bigot.
My dad's parents were Baptists and when he did his first stuff over here in the 50's they sent my dad and his pal to go see him. Imagine sending two 15yr old lads to London themselves by train from Glasgow to see some preacher nowadays. They'd go nowhere near it.
They of course went. /Facepalm
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 21, 2018 19:18:09 GMT
I just ate a kiwi fruit without peeling it first. Game changer. Before I read that I had just transferred kiwis from their packaging to a fruitbowl and thought to myself as I looked at the amount of hair they had shed "this could give someone a serious case of asbestos lung if they breath them in". How long do you reckon that kiwi will be stuck in your oesophagus? After all, the fruit's hairy skin has evolved as a defense mechanisms against predators like you. Fruit just needs to accept that we are their apex predator. I eat a lot of the stuff, at least twice a month. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 21, 2018 20:00:09 GMT
Billy Graham has died, the old bigot. My dad's parents were Baptists and when he did his first stuff over here in the 50's they sent my dad and his pal to go see him. Imagine sending two 15yr old lads to London themselves by train from Glasgow to see some preacher nowadays. They'd go nowhere near it. They of course went. /Facepalm He died at the ripe old age of 99. Must be a healthy lifestyle. Did they at least take the opportunity to do some other things in London? I can think of a few possibilities for two teenagers outside attending prayer and sermon. (Or did he not want to admit whether he'd checked out any temptation, just to make the prayer more authentic?) |
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 21, 2018 21:10:32 GMT
The story goes they went to London, went to the BG show, went to their digs, got up, got train back. But you never know.
My dad's pal about 6 yrs later got his trumpet thrown out when his folks found out he was playing in a jazz band with it and not just the church. Those crazee Baptists.
Didn't realise he was 99. God obviously trying to keep him away from her as long as possible.
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Post by Faceless on Feb 21, 2018 21:54:25 GMT
Just watched 30 seconds of the Brit awards. Now I want to do murder
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Post by amipal on Feb 21, 2018 21:55:05 GMT
The vertical apple is the future of food consumption.
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Post by scubar on Feb 21, 2018 22:03:37 GMT
families who can’t stand them. And quite right too. My parents recently moved to a coastal town in Cornwall which is literally the furthest point away from me on the UK mainland they could have moved. <Sobs> whereabouts? I’d like to meet them, they sound like they’ve got the right ideas. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2018 22:13:57 GMT
My parents recently moved to a coastal town in Cornwall which is literally the furthest point away from me on the UK mainland they could have moved. <Sobs> whereabouts? I’d like to meet them, they sound like they’ve got the right ideas. Babyfark- whoever killed and is pretending to be Scubar has worked you out preeeeeeetty quickly. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 21, 2018 22:39:48 GMT
scubarI am going on my holidays to Cornwall this year. Never been. What are the must sees?
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Post by scubar on Feb 21, 2018 23:18:44 GMT
scubar I am going on my holidays to Cornwall this year. Never been. What are the must sees? Depends whereabouts you’re staying, really. There’s stuff in North/East Cornwall and stuff in South/West Cornwall. So if you can narrow it down a bit I can call in the Lancaster help out a bit more |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2018 23:42:49 GMT
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Post by Melvazord on Feb 21, 2018 23:58:50 GMT
scubarI am going on my holidays to Cornwall this year. Never been. What are the must sees? All the confused Brexit voters wandering about fields of rotten crops? Hi! I've got flu, so theres only a small chance between the sweating, shaking and mild hallucinations ill remember this post, so I'd like to say I had a lovely holiday in Cornwall, but what a bunch of mugs. I'd like to say also I love you guys...I mean I'd LIKE to but I'm ill, not insane. Ziiiiiiiiinggggg. Nurse! |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 22, 2018 0:14:06 GMT
scubarSt Austell area, probably. Near a beach with a bit of luck. I'm ignoring those other guys - you, CornishMikey and the cast of Poldark are my go-to list.
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