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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 26, 2021 16:28:35 GMT
I'm beginning to think I don't understand anyone here.
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Post by Faceless on Jul 26, 2021 16:29:06 GMT
I bet you're wishing you'd had that kebab now.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 26, 2021 16:31:17 GMT
I bet you're wishing you'd had that kebab now. You're not wrong. |
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Post by amipal on Jul 26, 2021 16:31:31 GMT
hi I had a nice weekend. On Saturday I dossed about. I wasted the day ... On Sunday I ran 9,200 metres then went to Brighton to see a man called Simon from Norwich. It was a good day - A great day. I careened home and got hiccups. I hope you are well. Please don’t tell me Simon from Norwich is now Simon from Brighton? You know, we’ve already got a “from Brighton” here. And plenty close by. I, for one, would have loved to have popped along to the city, and tussled your hair. |
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Post by lazybones on Jul 26, 2021 16:32:52 GMT
Is anyone having anything nice for tea? ...
I think we're going to be having some tofu, with pak choi, and mushrooms.
I was thinking I might be playing Player Unknown's Battlegrounds, but ... I don't know ... I mean I'm not sure if my heart's in it ... and none of the other three people in the squad have confirmed or expressed enthusiasm about the session - the 20.00 Monday session we would usually have ...
Maybe the magic has gone.
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Post by lazybones on Jul 26, 2021 16:36:26 GMT
hi I had a nice weekend. On Saturday I dossed about. I wasted the day ... On Sunday I ran 9,200 metres then went to Brighton to see a man called Simon from Norwich. It was a good day - A great day. I careened home and got hiccups. I hope you are well. Please don’t tell me Simon from Norwich is now Simon from Brighton? You know, we’ve already got a “from Brighton” here. And plenty close by. I, for one, would have loved to have popped along to the city, and tussled your hair. He was on holiday, for a few days, I think. I like Brighton very much. I'd happily come down again and get 'the vibe' in Horatio's Bar. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 26, 2021 16:40:25 GMT
Having spent 2 weeks eating and drinking whatever we wanted on holiday, it'll be a few days of the freezer lottery by way of penance. For tonight I've got my eye on a tupperware box containing reddish matter.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 26, 2021 16:43:07 GMT
Having spent 2 weeks eating and drinking whatever we wanted on holiday, it'll be a few days of the freezer lottery by way of penance. For tonight I've got my eye on a tupperware box containing reddish matter. It's either a Chilli or a Bolognese. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jul 26, 2021 16:43:44 GMT
That kind of comment is just fish bait for the guppies out there. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jul 26, 2021 16:45:33 GMT
I'm beginning to think I don't understand anyone here. I don't understand. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 26, 2021 16:47:09 GMT
I'm beginning to think I don't understand anyone here. I don't understand. Since I gave you your current name, its not surprising. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 26, 2021 16:50:08 GMT
Or maybe we slab /s onto our posts like they do on the Internet. I am trying to work out the slab comment, I even used Google and all I got was:  Is this Scubar's patio? Typical ad homonym argument. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 26, 2021 17:14:52 GMT
I bet you're wishing you'd had that kebab now. You're not wrong. Also we've now morphed into a Chinese, result. |
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Post by Chumbles on Jul 26, 2021 17:21:53 GMT
I am trying to work out the slab comment, I even used Google and all I got was: Is this Scubar's patio? Typical ad homonym argument. It might have been MrTiddles' but it's not bumpy and there are green things growing ... |
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 26, 2021 17:28:37 GMT
I'm having chicken and puy lentils. It's my version of a thing m&s used to do. It's a sort of stew thing with other veg. With pitta bread as I can't be arsed making rice by the time I get home and showered etc.
Hello. Hopefully some games later.
Jim, the boss of Jim phoned me to apologise for Jim messing up the wiring of a Comms cabinet. Hopefully my boss, not called Jim will not phone James the boss of jim who phoned me. That clear? Good.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 26, 2021 17:30:50 GMT
I'm having chicken and puy lentils. It's my version of a thing m&s used to do. It's a sort of stew thing with other veg. With pitta bread as I can't be arsed making rice by the time I get home and showered etc. Hello. Hopefully some games later. Jim, the boss of Jim phoned me to apologise for Jim messing up the wiring of a Comms cabinet. Hopefully my boss, not called Jim will not phone James the boss of jim who phoned me. That clear? Good. Is this satire? I don't know anymore. <edit>I could have written "Saltire" and then it would have been... |
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Post by Chumbles on Jul 26, 2021 17:38:30 GMT
Signing off - bloody Sun has come out so beached (pronounced bitched) whale time. Remember last Tuesday's swab? Every time since Friday last week, I rang to get the results, the surgery phone line was engaged - which meant that the surgery 30 caller waiting limit had been reached. I got through 90m ago. They had had the results since Friday, but no doctor had gotten around to looking at it... now I have to get the chemist to dispense and deliver it. Too late for today so another rotten night and a very painful and messy treatment tomorrow. It's not their fault... our idiotic PM has jumped the gun on 'easing' restrictions and the NHS is overwhelmed: BoJo's very good at ignoring or excusing the consequences of his actions. Speaking of which lazybones : If you're going to continue to be a cunt and provoke me, you will eventually succeed. Your 'jokes' often seem to me to be unfunny at best and malicious at worst. If you don't want me to be a member of this forum, just say so and I will be gone. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 26, 2021 17:46:38 GMT
And on that note:
Faceless 4,995
RollingEscargot 4,904
Which one will hit 5,000 first?
My money is on Faceless.
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Post by amipal on Jul 26, 2021 17:55:59 GMT
ChumblesI’m amazed anyone would watch Picard again having been through it once already.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 26, 2021 18:03:47 GMT
Chumbles I’m amazed anyone would watch Picard again having been through it once already. I thought it was alright, bit fan servicy, but it had good bits. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 26, 2021 18:05:25 GMT
Felice. Honestly, they're all called Jim. There are another two technicians called Jim as well...
it's a popular Scottish name. But still.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 26, 2021 18:33:30 GMT
Top 5 Jims?
Bowen
Cagney
McDonald
White
Henson
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 26, 2021 18:34:38 GMT
Top 5 Jims? Bowen Cagney McDonald White Henson Are all of them "Jims"? |
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 26, 2021 18:39:21 GMT
Top 5 Jims? Bowen Cagney McDonald White Henson Are all of them "Jims"? I'm allowing Jimmy but not James. Who put me in charge? *crumbles under the pressure* |
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Post by scubar on Jul 26, 2021 18:47:23 GMT
I’m not reading all that, did someone flounce?
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