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Post by scubar on Jul 18, 2022 18:44:04 GMT
Hello! I just saw some turtles, what the fuck have you ever done? Did they look happy together? Fucken boooooooooooo |
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Post by Destry on Jul 18, 2022 18:50:12 GMT
The Moon In The Stars did a nice pint of White Dwarf as I recall, plus some others made with Galaxy hops.
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 18, 2022 19:06:31 GMT
Got a hankering for a rum n ginger ale with plenty of lime. Bootiful. Nearly home.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 18, 2022 19:22:11 GMT
Evenin' turtles
I drove to the co-op at 7.30pm. The car told me it was still 34° - what the flipping fuck?! Anyway, the food chillers/fridges in the co-op has conked out due to the heat, so the staff were in the process of clearing it all out for the bin. Luckily it's bin night. And in what can only be described as an Act of God, the drinks chillers/fridges were working splendidly, so I have cold booze. Hurrah!
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Post by Melvazord on Jul 18, 2022 19:51:08 GMT
We were at the Fantasy Forest thing this weekend. My god it was so chill.*
If I wasn't such a grumpy twat I'd think of just packing all this real world shit away and run off and become a hippy scraping a living carving wooden badgers from old pallets. Everyone was so lovely, and I came away from the thing with a proper life high.
*Like, emotionally, the weather was NOT chill.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 18, 2022 20:42:51 GMT
Seen a rhino with a hard on. What, exactly, about the rhino made you priapic? It just gave me the horn. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 18, 2022 21:00:14 GMT
What, exactly, about the rhino made you priapic? It just gave me the horn.  |
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Post by Destry on Jul 18, 2022 21:01:20 GMT
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Post by Destry on Jul 18, 2022 21:06:46 GMT
Not even FRANKed. Comment just 'disappeared' into the ether.
Good old Grauniad.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 18, 2022 21:29:39 GMT
Not even FRANKed. Comment just 'disappeared' into the ether. Good old Grauniad. Hopefully nurse got Gary safely back to bed as well. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 18, 2022 21:40:21 GMT
Classic Gaz.
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Post by Destry on Jul 18, 2022 21:51:39 GMT
To be fair, he sounds like a keeper...
Eating clean? Sounds errr....
Ahh...fuckin weirdo.
Would fit in well.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 18, 2022 21:53:17 GMT
It just gave me the horn. It was an homage to Derek & Clive. |
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Post by Destry on Jul 18, 2022 21:55:11 GMT
"Nurse, it's time for my sixth meal today"
"Oh, fuck off and die, weirdo"
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 18, 2022 21:57:32 GMT
It was pretty bad, I concede that, Tenthen.
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Post by Destry on Jul 18, 2022 21:59:28 GMT
BMI>IQ good or bad?
Discuss (15 points)
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Post by amipal on Jul 18, 2022 22:02:01 GMT
I bought an electric car, and still have to suffer climate change like the rest of you?
Come on!
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 18, 2022 22:15:21 GMT
We were at the Fantasy Forest thing this weekend. My god it was so chill.* If I wasn't such a grumpy twat I'd think of just packing all this real world shit away and run off and become a hippy scraping a living carving wooden badgers from old pallets. Everyone was so lovely, and I came away from the thing with a proper life high. *Like, emotionally, the weather was NOT chill. What has happened to Melvazord? This impersonator is rubbish. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 18, 2022 22:19:41 GMT
To be fair, he sounds like a keeper... Eating clean? Sounds errr.... Ahh...fuckin weirdo. Would fit in well. The "Clean Plate Club" isn't what it used to be. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 18, 2022 22:20:28 GMT
I bought an electric car, and still have to suffer climate change like the rest of you? Come on! The worth of boast worlds? |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 18, 2022 22:21:01 GMT
To be fair, he sounds like a keeper... Eating clean? Sounds errr.... Ahh...fuckin weirdo. Would fit in well. The other two days, he's on the Butterfield Diet. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 18, 2022 22:24:45 GMT
I bought an electric car, and still have to suffer climate change like the rest of you? Come on! 3000>208. Think about that when you're delivering gold top. |
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Post by Chumbles on Jul 18, 2022 22:32:01 GMT
Still 33c in here. First attempt at sleep. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 18, 2022 22:57:11 GMT
I've managed to get the downstairs from 32 to 28 by opening all doors and windows (Hi burglars!). The upstairs, not so much. I've been sitting outside but I'm starting to get bit. And I stood on a slug. Wtf is a slug doing here in this weather? Cunt.
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Post by amipal on Jul 18, 2022 23:15:07 GMT
I've managed to get the downstairs from 32 to 28 by opening all doors and windows (Hi burglars!). The upstairs, not so much. I've been sitting outside but I'm starting to get bit. And I stood on a slug. Wtf is a slug doing here in this weather? Cunt. I’ve kept it to 25 degrees on the ground floor all day today, and just can’t get to drop this evening, despite having all windows open. |
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