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Post by Destry on Jul 17, 2018 18:56:29 GMT
ENGLAND WIN BY EIGHT WICKETS
Called that one too. Who wants to touch me?
Form an orderly queue. No pushing or jostling, there's plenty to go around.
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Post by Destry on Jul 17, 2018 19:30:25 GMT
No-one? Really?
Oh...
(puts clothes back on)
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 17, 2018 19:51:33 GMT
*tumbleweed*
*crickets*
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 17, 2018 20:00:44 GMT
Next time I come to Center Parcs I'm bringing a hockey mask for evening strolls in the woods.
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Post by Destry on Jul 17, 2018 20:04:31 GMT
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Post by amipal on Jul 17, 2018 20:43:21 GMT
Pouches? Why do you hate the Earth?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2018 21:13:19 GMT
They already hate the earth by owning cats:
7. CAT OWNERS ARE IN SERIOUS DENIAL.
Despite the evidence lined up against cats, pet owners have a hard time accepting that their felines may be causing problems. In the UK, which has more than 10 million domestic cats, a recent study found that cat owners did not recognize the risk their pets pose to wildlife. “Cat owners failed to perceive the magnitude of their cats' impacts on wildlife and were not influenced by ecological information,” the study’s authors concluded.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 17, 2018 21:14:00 GMT
I shall post this again tomorrow, but had this for dinner again and it's really good and people should try it: Delia's Tuna and Bean Salad<edit> Eat with crusty bread/roll/baguette whatever floats your boat |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2018 21:14:26 GMT
Another tip - if you're asked something you can't answer, say it's a bad line and ask them to repeat it, while you type the question into Google Thanks faceless, that's gold. Really hoping I get through this, think the job would be a good match and it's for a charity, so I'd actually be selling my soul for something good *in theory* |
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Post by Pyjakson on Jul 17, 2018 21:15:07 GMT
You wouldn't hear the crickets anymore because the game has finished. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 17, 2018 21:17:52 GMT
They already hate the earth by owning cats: 7. CAT OWNERS ARE IN SERIOUS DENIAL. Despite the evidence lined up against cats, pet owners have a hard time accepting that their felines may be causing problems. In the UK, which has more than 10 million domestic cats, a recent study found that cat owners did not recognize the risk their pets pose to wildlife. “Cat owners failed to perceive the magnitude of their cats' impacts on wildlife and were not influenced by ecological information,” the study’s authors concluded. It's a Cat eat Bird world <edit> also there are a lot of house cats who only terrorize their owners |
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Post by Pyjakson on Jul 17, 2018 21:19:39 GMT
My cats live indoors and their food comes in tins... Would Monbiot approve?
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 17, 2018 21:21:42 GMT
Ffs.. I'm starting a cookery school.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 17, 2018 21:24:21 GMT
Ffs.. I'm starting a cookery school. You'd be surprised how useful such basic techniques are to people who have never cooked |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 17, 2018 21:25:10 GMT
My cats live indoors and their food comes in tins... Would Monbiot approve? Only if they are vegan cats. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 17, 2018 21:44:50 GMT
Oh come off it you lot. Stop being bastards to Tent Hen about the cats. Yes, they're bad for the environment, but they're orders of magnitude less bad than humans. You should be picking on Tent Hen for having reproduced; that's what really fucks the Earth. Nasty little consumerist shitty horrible children which go on to self-replicate. Ugh.
Why do you hate the Earth so much?
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 17, 2018 22:18:10 GMT
Oh come off it you lot. Stop being bastards to Tent Hen about the cats. Yes, they're bad for the environment, but they're orders of magnitude less bad than humans. You should be picking on Tent Hen for having reproduced; that's what really fucks the Earth. Nasty little consumerist shitty horrible children which go on to self-replicate. Ugh. Why do you hate the Earth so much? Ah. Who says I have reproduced? I'm smart enough to skip that step and still get grandchildren. Also, my cat is a) an indoor cat and b) too stupid to catch anything. I hope this passes the Monbiot test. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 17, 2018 23:07:10 GMT
Are your grand-children self-righteous sanctimonious and generally anti-science whilst trying to abuse science for their own ends? But basically capable of making some good points, albeit in an annoying manner?
I assume that's the true Monbiot test.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 17, 2018 23:11:42 GMT
Are your grand-children self-righteous sanctimonious and generally anti-science whilst trying to abuse science for their own ends? But basically capable of making some good points, albeit in an annoying manner? I assume that's the true Monbiot test. You seem conflicted, as far as I'm concerned Monbiot is a dick along with Dawkins, both give science and atheism a bad name |
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