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Post by amipal on Feb 13, 2019 11:16:10 GMT
Aren't father beans where we all originate from, or at least part of us? . Is your father called Heinz? If so, you are correct. Heinz? Heinz Guderian? Sold! |
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Post by Faceless on Feb 13, 2019 11:17:32 GMT
Bit early to be thinking about valentines day isn't it?
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Post by amipal on Feb 13, 2019 11:18:34 GMT
Elite chat! I’m in the arse end of nowhere. I’ve found some cool MASSIVE MINERALS stuff but sadly, thus far, no giant space hulks filled with orks. An elite/40k mash up would be a fantastic thing - i’d get a gaming laptop like a shot and probably never do anything else ever - but in the far future of 3505, there are only honks. What would happen when you travel through the Warp? No cobblers, you are the daemons. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 13, 2019 11:18:59 GMT
I'm throwing a card and a single red rose down the trap door at the missus, because it keeps her quiet for a bit. You could try a new chain, they tend to like shiny things.. You sound like a romantic Kane. Are you getting your significant other anything tomorrow? * *crabs is not an acceptable or amusing answer. |
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Post by scubar on Feb 13, 2019 11:22:45 GMT
Tomorrow I’m going for a tapas meal and then the theatre to see Matilda.
I have no idea what the mammal is doing.
I hope Shenguin is prepared for his first one with the new mammal.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 13, 2019 11:23:53 GMT
CrankCaller is Tharg and I claim my $5. I wondered why Eamon Holmes was drinking a glass of Polystyrene! |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 13, 2019 11:24:59 GMT
Beanz meanz Heinz. Is your father called Heinz? If so, you are correct. Heinz? Heinz Guderian? Sold! I've got his book 'Panzer Leader'. It's on my 'to-do' list. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 13, 2019 11:28:15 GMT
CrankCaller is Tharg and I claim my $5. I wondered why Eamon Holmes was drinking a glass of Polystyrene! Have you been drinking? If not, you probably should. It's the 'done thing' around here. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 13, 2019 11:29:41 GMT
Todays menu, Ironiing, more Ironing crank call from an accident firm 0208 number with no call back so I can't shout at them (very annoyed), and of course MORE IRONING...
that's better always have a morning rant with your coffee..
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 13, 2019 11:32:43 GMT
Todays menu, Ironiing, more Ironing crank call from an accident firm 0208 number with no call back so I can't shout at them (very annoyed), and of course MORE IRONING... that's better always have a morning rant with your coffee.. Pro tip = non-iron shirts |
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Post by scubar on Feb 13, 2019 11:33:37 GMT
Todays menu, Ironiing, more Ironing crank call from an accident firm 0208 number with no call back so I can't shout at them (very annoyed), and of course MORE IRONING... that's better always have a morning rant with your coffee.. Pro tip - jumpers and cardigans. They hide the shirt so you don’t need to iron it. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 13, 2019 11:36:19 GMT
I wondered why Eamon Holmes was drinking a glass of Polystyrene! Have you been drinking? If not, you probably should. It's the 'done thing' around here. no, good idea mind you note - Tharg has been known to eat the odd 'poly' cup from time to time, though I wonder whether someone pranked wiki on that one. i'm not knowledgeable on Tharg so i had to look it up foe gratification purposes. I refer to James 'OB one' on LBC and his discussion on nipple piercings! |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 13, 2019 11:38:07 GMT
Todays menu, Ironiing, more Ironing crank call from an accident firm 0208 number with no call back so I can't shout at them (very annoyed), and of course MORE IRONING... that's better always have a morning rant with your coffee.. Pro tip = non-iron shirts Bring on the future and nano-electro-magnetically tuned shirts that always look good.. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 13, 2019 11:39:21 GMT
Todays menu, Ironiing, more Ironing crank call from an accident firm 0208 number with no call back so I can't shout at them (very annoyed), and of course MORE IRONING... that's better always have a morning rant with your coffee.. Pro tip - jumpers and cardigans. They hide the shirt so you don’t need to iron it. I went up-market and bought M&S Jumper, it hasn't let me down yet. |
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Post by Faceless on Feb 13, 2019 11:41:00 GMT
I've been analysing GalaPieKane's posts to try to discern their hidden meaning, but I just can't crack the code. It's almost as if they are actually just gibberish.
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Post by cobblers on Feb 13, 2019 11:45:18 GMT
Elite chat! I’m in the arse end of nowhere. I’ve found some cool MASSIVE MINERALS stuff but sadly, thus far, no giant space hulks filled with orks. An elite/40k mash up would be a fantastic thing - i’d get a gaming laptop like a shot and probably never do anything else ever - but in the far future of 3505, there are only honks. What would happen when you travel through the Warp? No cobblers, you are the daemons. How does Chaos feel about puns? I can make them Khorney, if that helps. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 13, 2019 11:48:40 GMT
Todays menu, Ironiing, more Ironing crank call from an accident firm 0208 number with no call back so I can't shout at them (very annoyed), and of course MORE IRONING... that's better always have a morning rant with your coffee.. Your face has a morning rant with your coffee. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 13, 2019 11:53:54 GMT
I've been analysing GalaPieKane's posts to try to discern their hidden meaning, but I just can't crack the code. It's almost as if they are actually just gibberish. gibber gibber gibber need more coffee The logical answer is a simple one, to active my biologically grown sentient machine, it is necessary to make sure that the correct fluids are ingested ergo coffee, that helps to balance the right amount of gibberish. I refer to the doctor in Dark Angel the movie.. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 13, 2019 11:58:15 GMT
Todays menu, Ironiing, more Ironing crank call from an accident firm 0208 number with no call back so I can't shout at them (very annoyed), and of course MORE IRONING... that's better always have a morning rant with your coffee.. Your face has a morning rant with your coffee. AM sleep face, coffee face, food face PM atrophy face, lethargy face, zombie face, switch off repeat.. |
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 13, 2019 12:09:35 GMT
CrankCaller is Tharg and I claim my $5. I wasn't allowed to read 2000 AD as a child. Dunno what my old dear had against it... I had the first few copies then the banhammer came down. {edit}A couple of years ago the child was at my sisters. She asked "Auntie Lindsey, what are you doing?" she was Ironing. The child had never seen it done. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 13, 2019 12:15:08 GMT
Your face has a morning rant with your coffee. AM sleep face, coffee face, food face PM atrophy face, lethargy face, zombie face, switch off repeat.. Le Tharg-y? French aliens? Ooh la la |
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Post by gongfarmer on Feb 13, 2019 12:20:33 GMT
Morning
Worving from home due to lack of car. Seems the chatterybox had been vibrating against the wiry loom until it wore through the parts connected to the ABS controlley box which caused all the brainy bits to throw a div/zero error and leave me by the roadside. dang all this new-fangled technology.
OTTM - lunch is remains of last nights curry, garlanded with roadkill badger leftover roast pork. In other words, leftovers with leftovers. Bring it on.
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 13, 2019 12:22:43 GMT
Lunch: Corned beef sandwich and a glass of milk
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 13, 2019 12:25:52 GMT
CrankCaller is Tharg and I claim my $5. I wasn't allowed to read 2000 AD as a child. Dunno what my old dear had against it... I had the first few copies then the banhammer came down. {edit}A couple of years ago the child was at my sisters. She asked "Auntie Lindsey, what are you doing?" she was Ironing. The child had never seen it done. It is a sad state of life when the basic things such as Ironing cleaning making the bed etc are forgotten or unlearned/taught by the Young.. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 13, 2019 12:33:08 GMT
I had a letter published in 2000AD. What have you ever done?
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