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Post by Destry on Feb 13, 2019 12:42:14 GMT
Lunch: Two pints of Saltaire Citra.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 13, 2019 12:54:59 GMT
Sausage and bacon cob.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 13, 2019 12:55:00 GMT
I had a letter published in 2000AD. What have you ever done? completed a five mile swim aged 12, pushing 100 kg at 17, worked in situ with the Bahamian national trust as a member of Op. Raleigh (1983/84)as a venturer, Martial Arts Instructor (Trad) studied for 20+ years, retired due to ill health among other things. lots of Physical issues inc. brain damage before I was an MA. Now- lazy B*stard sitting on my backside chatting to you fine persons about the woes of life (and copious amounts of coffee)! Peace |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 13, 2019 12:58:02 GMT
Any suggestions what music I should UT?
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 13, 2019 12:59:45 GMT
a sad state of life when the basic things such as Ironing cleaning making the bed etc are forgotten or unlearned/taught by the Young.. Your face should be forgotten or unlearned. She can and does make a bed, she made her first fridge cake at the weekend, she sees me properly polishing shoes/boots, she sees stuff cooked from scratch, she sees the man cleaning, the women driving. She can cope without seeing ironing for a bit. |
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 13, 2019 13:02:59 GMT
I am trying to recover from yesterday's trip in the frigid hearse they called an ambulance "we're just picking up another patient so we'll leave the doors open." The jokers then went into the warm waiting room 10 yards away, tarting around for 30 minutes reading the papers. Meanwhile I'm strapped in the wind tunnel with a wind whipping past me so cold my nadgers disappear back into my body and my fingers turn a pearly blue. The driver didn't improve the journey by telling me Brexit was a brilliant idea, because when she worked in Immigration they had all these flyers and the country was being flooded by rapists and murderers because of that there Shenguin thing... I was a bit surprised, but did ask through chattering teeth why none of them had made it to Aylesbury and that her lot hadn't kept out the two Pakistani families who were responsible for 4 murders, 3 rapes, and many many burglaries, groomings, and the crack distribution in the area ... She then proved her knowledge of the back roads by finding every.fucking.pothole throwing the ambulance down every single track with right angle bends so I got thrown into the cold sides ... I got dropped last; I must learn to keep my mouth shut. But hard to do with the nerve ends screaming at you and someone argues such arrant rubbish as that. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 13, 2019 13:03:19 GMT
I had a letter published in 2000AD. What have you ever done? lots of Physical issues inc. brain damage before I was an MA. You spelt moron wrong. No offence. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 13, 2019 13:08:43 GMT
a sad state of life when the basic things such as Ironing cleaning making the bed etc are forgotten or unlearned/taught by the Young.. Your face should be forgotten or unlearned. She can and does make a bed, she made her first fridge cake at the weekend, she sees me properly polishing shoes/boots, she sees stuff cooked from scratch, she sees the man cleaning, the women driving. She can cope without seeing ironing for a bit. I bow to your wisdom..it's nice to know the young are still taught the basics of life such as ironing cleaning making the bed etc and that these skill sets are not lost to the young in the fast life we prefer today.. (note- still sitting on my backside with ironing to do)! |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 13, 2019 13:10:45 GMT
lots of Physical issues inc. brain damage before I was an MA. You spelt moron wrong. No offence. none taken, don't forget to clear your litter tray before going psycho on deadspace! |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 13, 2019 13:12:15 GMT
it's very quiet here, brain not capable of deciding music choice..
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Post by Wee Jock McPlop on Feb 13, 2019 13:12:46 GMT
I had a letter published in 2000AD. What have you ever done? Microdots |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 13, 2019 13:13:28 GMT
observing shadow of tomb raider walkthrough instead
i know but someones got to do it..
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 13, 2019 13:14:57 GMT
it's very quiet here, brain not capable of deciding music choice.. Do you use Spotify etc? The recommendations can be good on these services. The pesky algorithms quite often know their onions. |
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 13, 2019 13:16:27 GMT
Serpents Reach... a slow time Neptune's Pride 2 RPG galaxy where species hunted to extinction in their own galaxies have landed like so many before them; rebuilding in the long dark, intent on redemption, domination or simply mass terror. A melting pot of machine civilizations, utopians, dystopians, ravening hordes or the vilest scum*, all seek to establish the primacy of their species... *That's where you lot fit in. np.ironhelmet.com/game/5465154855895040
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Post by scubar on Feb 13, 2019 13:20:14 GMT
Leftover roast dinner.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 13, 2019 13:22:16 GMT
I had a letter published in 2000AD. What have you ever done? Microdots Lol. My letter to Tharg was all about how much better DR and Quinch is if you are off your face on Microdots. I win. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 13, 2019 13:23:43 GMT
Picked up a valentine's day card during lunch. I'll write "To the blonde at number 42" on it and shove it through the letter box when I set off to work on Thursday.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 13, 2019 13:23:57 GMT
it's very quiet here, brain not capable of deciding music choice.. Do you use Spotify etc? The recommendations can be good on these services. The pesky algorithms quite often know their onions. no just UT (i'm a dinosaur) but I will keep it in mind for future ref.. |
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 13, 2019 13:27:16 GMT
Chip butty.
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 13, 2019 13:28:02 GMT
... because when she worked in Immigration they had all these flyers and the country was being flooded by rapists and murderers because of that there Shenguin thing... We are exempt from the Shenguin visa. I believe she was referring to the fact that foreign criminals can claim asylum here because if they were returned to their Country of Origin then they would be persecuted (read: executed) by the state for their crimes. Not to mention that you probably couldn't return them as the CofO wouldn't want them back anyway and therefore not 'accept' them as a bona fide national of their country. Ergo, no travel warrant. Not removable. Now, I understand this may not be a popular thing to say. I have no idea what the lady meant by 'flyers'. Sounds like BS to me.* *I know, my face looks like BS etc... |
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Post by amipal on Feb 13, 2019 13:28:22 GMT
I had a letter published in 2000AD. What have you ever done? I had two letters published in Amiga Format. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 13, 2019 13:29:54 GMT
I had a letter published in 2000AD. What have you ever done? . There was also a letter in the previous edition which contained a joke I'd made. I had a second letter on fake gnus published as well, but I can't remember the exact date to link it. Fortunately I am pretty modest so it is unlikely I have ever boasted about these before. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 13, 2019 13:30:37 GMT
Your face should be forgotten or unlearned. She can and does make a bed, she made her first fridge cake at the weekend, she sees me properly polishing shoes/boots, she sees stuff cooked from scratch, she sees the man cleaning, the women driving. She can cope without seeing ironing for a bit. I bow to your wisdom..it's nice to know the young are still taught the basics of life such as ironing cleaning making the bed etc and that these skill sets are not lost to the young in the fast life we prefer today.. (note- still sitting on my backside with ironing to do)! Got to get the creases out of your scrotum [EDIT] Not mine, that looks like porcelain. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 13, 2019 13:33:59 GMT
I had a letter published in 2000AD. What have you ever done? . There was also a letter in the previous edition which contained a joke I'd made. I had a second letter on fake gnus published as well, but I can't remember the exact date to link it. Fortunately I am pretty modest so it is unlikely I have ever boasted about these before. Classic Barbara Hibbert. |
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Post by scubar on Feb 13, 2019 13:37:18 GMT
I had a letter published in 2000AD. What have you ever done? I got a Guardian Pick, but you didn’t see me going on about it. |
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