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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 13, 2019 13:40:43 GMT
You spelt moron wrong. No offence. none taken, don't forget to clear your litter tray before going psycho on deadspace! Quick response before I have to go out on 'business'. On pure survival mode it's pretty much shoot and leg it sharpish, followed by more legging it, and then some. Ammo is an issue, punching the biggest alien in the room hasn't worked out as a viable policy so far. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 13, 2019 13:44:31 GMT
I had a letter published in 2000AD. What have you ever done? I once played skip rope with Joe Cardamone during an Icarus Line gig in front of the stage. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 13, 2019 13:52:31 GMT
I had a letter published in 2000AD. What have you ever done? I got a Guardian Pick, but you didn’t see me going on about it. Just the one? |
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Post by scubar on Feb 13, 2019 13:59:41 GMT
I got a Guardian Pick, but you didn’t see me going on about it. Just the one? For now |
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Post by cobblers on Feb 13, 2019 14:06:33 GMT
Scubar! You’re a cunt.
I once called Scubar a cunt on an obscure internet message board, what have you ever done?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 13, 2019 14:09:06 GMT
I also once met the cast of Woof. And Grot Bags.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 13, 2019 14:19:34 GMT
Scubar! You’re a cunt. I once called Scubar a cunt on an obscure internet message board, what have you ever done? This. Literally. Scubar! You're a cunt. |
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Post by scubar on Feb 13, 2019 14:21:40 GMT
Scubar! You’re a cunt. I once called Scubar a cunt on an obscure internet message board, what have you ever done? Oi! Obscure?! Well, maybe that’s fair enough |
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 13, 2019 14:22:15 GMT
Scubar! You’re a cunt. I once called Scubar a cunt on an obscure internet message board, what have you ever done? Hasn't everyone? If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery you must really idiolise Shenguin. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 13, 2019 14:24:51 GMT
Scubar! You’re a cunt. I once called Scubar a cunt on an obscure internet message board, what have you ever done? Hasn't everyone? If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery you must really idiolise Shenguin. Ooft, that is a bit harsh. Maybe dial it down a bit and just call him a cunt next time yeah? |
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Post by amipal on Feb 13, 2019 14:32:22 GMT
I had a letter published in 2000AD. What have you ever done? I got a Guardian Pick, but you didn’t see me going on about it. Come on, who here doesn't have a Guardian pick? They're ten-a-penny. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 13, 2019 15:15:26 GMT
Pretty mild out there, plus I saw my first Daffodil in bloom this year #spring.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 13, 2019 15:18:04 GMT
I bow to your wisdom..it's nice to know the young are still taught the basics of life such as ironing cleaning making the bed etc and that these skill sets are not lost to the young in the fast life we prefer today.. (note- still sitting on my backside with ironing to do)! Got to get the creases out of your scrotum [EDIT] Not mine, that looks like porcelain. did you just say greasy porcelain scrotum's?! I think I must of mis-read, I really need to iron out the bugs in my brain as for your immovable objects, that's what you get for locking the wife in the cellar with no soaps to watch! |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 13, 2019 15:19:57 GMT
none taken, don't forget to clear your litter tray before going psycho on deadspace! Quick response before I have to go out on 'business'. On pure survival mode it's pretty much shoot and leg it sharpish, followed by more legging it, and then some. Ammo is an issue, punching the biggest alien in the room hasn't worked out as a viable policy so far. how about the scrotum assault class weapons (chainsaw)?! |
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Post by Pyjakson on Feb 13, 2019 15:21:04 GMT
I bow to your wisdom..it's nice to know the young are still taught the basics of life such as ironing cleaning making the bed etc and that these skill sets are not lost to the young in the fast life we prefer today.. (note- still sitting on my backside with ironing to do)! Got to get the creases out of your scrotum [EDIT] Not mine, that looks like porcelain. I've not ironed in years. To get the creases out, I just turn up the heat and leave it to hang. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 13, 2019 15:22:49 GMT
Hasn't everyone? If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery you must really idiolise Shenguin. Ooft, that is a bit harsh. Maybe dial it down a bit and just call him a cunt next time yeah? well at least they are useful for something, that's got to go in Shenguin/Scubar's favour?! |
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Post by Pyjakson on Feb 13, 2019 15:27:45 GMT
I came up with the concept for the Graeme Murty football chant based on a Christina Aguilera ditty that made it into the Sun and the Record. My mate did the words though, so that's maybe a half of a claim to fame at most.
The best one I've heard was a guy I worked with who'd been on Funhouse and, in a serarate incident, been mugged by Marvin from 'The Scheme'.
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Post by amipal on Feb 13, 2019 15:29:30 GMT
I've not ironed in years. To get the creases out, I just turn up the heat and leave it to hang. This has never worked for me. Ever. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 13, 2019 15:33:28 GMT
Of course it works so long as you don't mind creased clothes.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 13, 2019 16:11:45 GMT
You need to hang the clothes up with you in your morning shower and make sure the clothes don't get wet. This honestly removes the need to iron anything other than shirts and trousers, which you can then just get the cleaner to iron when she is in.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 13, 2019 16:24:32 GMT
You need to hang the clothes up with you in your morning shower and make sure the clothes don't get wet. This honestly removes the need to iron anything other than shirts and trousers, which you can then just get the cleaner to iron when she is in. Do things other than shirts and trousers need ironing (and skirts, blouses & dresses if you are that way inclined)? |
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 13, 2019 16:27:13 GMT
You're all barking mad; you are spared any more rant from me- my eyes have gone for the day
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 13, 2019 16:30:55 GMT
I'm genuinely confused.
Shirt, pants, trousers, socks shoes
I occasionally wear a tie and very occasionally a suit jacket, but you wouldn't need to iron them.
I only make it the shirt and trousers you would iron anyway.
So if PYJackson is still ironing them what is he putting in the shower?
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Post by Pyjakson on Feb 13, 2019 16:31:51 GMT
I wasn't talking about my clothes there...
I don't iron often though, only shirts really and I don't wear those often. I seem to be getting away with a creased polo in work and long may that continue.
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 13, 2019 16:33:12 GMT
Prize for the most hostile location shoot for a video goes to
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