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Post by Melvazord on Jun 1, 2018 20:30:20 GMT
I'm told I'm "missed".
You shouldn't have bought a sniper rifle from Aldi if that's the case.
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Post by Melvazord on Apr 1, 2018 15:17:41 GMT
Beans on toast for lunch.
Poppy seed bread toast.
It has left me wondering how I got to this point in my life.
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Post by Melvazord on Apr 1, 2018 9:04:16 GMT
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Post by Melvazord on Mar 29, 2018 17:22:50 GMT
At least I can afford Easter eggs and to pay my electricity bills. Speaks volumes for this place that this is a brag. Considering that holding on to trousers is an issue for chatterboxers this comes as no real surprise. |
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Post by Melvazord on Mar 22, 2018 9:26:30 GMT
the guy lost control when I rear ended him, I smashed into the side of him as he did so and this punted him into the gravel and he rage quit. Bam, down two levels for something that I didn't initiate and couldn't avoid. The penalty system for this game is fully garbage now.! Liability for rear collisions always rests with the following car. Your face looks shunted, who is accepting liability for that? |
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Post by Melvazord on Mar 22, 2018 7:54:51 GMT
Thursday is it? Pissflaps.
Hi!
I went from safety rating S to B in a single Grans Tiramisu race last night because I got brake tested on a flat out straight, the guy lost control when I rear ended him, I smashed into the side of him as he did so and this punted him into the gravel and he rage quit.
Bam, down two levels for something that I didn't initiate and couldn't avoid. The penalty system for this game is fully garbage now.
Other news: I've painted a windmill mushroom and started on a John Blanche style orc. These are the OTHER THINGS THAT MATTER!
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Post by Melvazord on Mar 19, 2018 18:05:44 GMT
My Lydia is a frozen corpsicle near the Labyrinthian. Armourcrab is my bro for life.
How many Ants does it take to fill a flat?
Ten ants.
That's what we are doing, right?
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Post by Melvazord on Mar 19, 2018 11:31:43 GMT
I also now feel bad for calling their board game section a bit shit. Not as bad as your face etc It's still a bit shit. Look who they give Guardian Picks to etc Boom! Right in the feelings! Welcome to the bullying clique. There's an official badge, which we use to throw at JGB to try to knock off his shit hat. |
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Post by Melvazord on Mar 19, 2018 11:13:49 GMT
Yes yes, but " whats got three thumbs, 2 deadly slashing talons, a prehensile tail and a Guardian pick for nothing important? This entity." hardly rolls off the tongue now does it?
I also now feel bad for calling their board game section a bit shit.
Not as bad as your face etc
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Post by Melvazord on Mar 19, 2018 10:24:35 GMT
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Post by Melvazord on Mar 18, 2018 16:28:37 GMT
Snow is "bad" here in Northamptonshire. By bad I mean bad for these soft southern jessies, me and Mrs Zord have just gotten on with the business of, oh I don't know, not panic buying 6 4 pinters of milk and a pack of 2 liter bottles of water like we saw a bloke doing this morning? In gaming news: yes I am playing games. Maybe he is a good sort and buying for elderly neighbors. That's what I like about you wolfy, you see the best in people/are a mug, delete as applicable. |
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Post by Melvazord on Mar 18, 2018 11:32:06 GMT
Snow is "bad" here in Northamptonshire. By bad I mean bad for these soft southern jessies, me and Mrs Zord have just gotten on with the business of, oh I don't know, not panic buying 6 4 pinters of milk and a pack of 2 liter bottles of water like we saw a bloke doing this morning?
In gaming news: yes I am playing games.
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Post by Melvazord on Mar 17, 2018 17:02:02 GMT
That's no way to talk about Amipal. #bullyingclique |
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Post by Melvazord on Feb 24, 2018 20:18:57 GMT
The German word for butterfly is "schmetterling"
I like the Germans, but they don't do themselves any favours sometimes.
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Post by Melvazord on Feb 23, 2018 18:22:43 GMT
I see video games are to blame for people being killed again. Hitler fairly loved his CoD after all.
I lived through the video nasty era and I've barely killed anyone.
In any case, by that logic, by playing a lot of Crash Bandicoot ive opened a gateway into the world of cruelty to endangered species and illegal fruit overdose.
Give over.
*spins wildly*
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Post by Melvazord on Feb 21, 2018 23:58:50 GMT
scubarI am going on my holidays to Cornwall this year. Never been. What are the must sees? All the confused Brexit voters wandering about fields of rotten crops? Hi! I've got flu, so theres only a small chance between the sweating, shaking and mild hallucinations ill remember this post, so I'd like to say I had a lovely holiday in Cornwall, but what a bunch of mugs. I'd like to say also I love you guys...I mean I'd LIKE to but I'm ill, not insane. Ziiiiiiiiinggggg. Nurse! |
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Post by Melvazord on Feb 16, 2018 18:44:56 GMT
Crispy chicken noodles.
Hi. Im fashionably late to the party.
Games: no
Films: on Valentines we went to see Brief Encounter at the cinema, which is a romantic film about a woman who doesn't but kind of does have an affair.
4 stars
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Post by Melvazord on Feb 12, 2018 18:00:57 GMT
now JBGrenouille has a Guardian Pick Was there an article about bragging going to Japan? I believe it was an article about the shit hats you can buy in Japan. Hi! Our network at work is still on its ass and im far too cheap to use my own data to come here. And I feel bad for all those African kids that have to data mine for precious data. That's what that means yeah? Oxfam eh, im glad I give all my money to the local donkeys* Games: The GT sport server was half fucked yesterday, but this didn't stop me from having a huge argument with a shit driver from Spain. Brexit now. *technically they're horses and technically im a gambling addict. |
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Post by Melvazord on Feb 10, 2018 23:19:38 GMT
It's s real shame that there aren't more Scottish athletes* at the winter Olympics. We're used to shitty weather, and if the categories included "Men's Pairs All Day Drinking" and "Mixed Doubles Arguing About Fuck All with Assorted Chibbing" we'd be dead certs for gold.
* in the way that darts players are "athletes"
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Post by Melvazord on Feb 9, 2018 18:28:26 GMT
Realised today I'm no longer in pre-mod at the other place.
I took the opportunity to post a link to here and give JBG shit about his choice of headwear.
That'll make them think twice.
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Post by Melvazord on Feb 9, 2018 8:50:56 GMT
So obviously he's a brilliant judge and I have no idea what everyone else is on about. How much Scramble did you bribe him with? Also congrats, but we all know the first rule of camera club. Take good pictures. Well done on following the rules. |
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Post by Melvazord on Feb 8, 2018 21:39:43 GMT
I'm not reading all that Good evening, Just watched Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Misouri. Highly recommend. 4 somethings. It very nearly made me feel feelings in my cold, black heart. No games A quite brilliant film. I wept, I laughed, I got angry, I felt Guardian levels of confusion over wether I should laugh at Peter Dinklages role. It had it all. |
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Post by Melvazord on Feb 8, 2018 18:30:12 GMT
It's not but ill bite. I've not been here much due to *redacted for legal reasons*. Still only playing GT sport really. Got my S safety rating back, still on the slow fall down the driver rating after topping out at B due to all those back to back wins I got a week ago. I am not a B and now im fed up finishing bloody tenth at best. Ta ta, sweet dreams. I bought GT. Its not driveclub is it? Having to learn to race again. Some stunning drift turns on a rally stage in a Skyline though. Driveclub is like driving a block of wood, mounted on 4 blocks of wood, on an ice rink. Its a fucking awful game Melvazord reviews Driveclub: 4 shitstains I know I know, tell us what you really think etc |
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Post by Melvazord on Feb 7, 2018 22:55:11 GMT
It's not but ill bite.
I've not been here much due to *redacted for legal reasons*.
Still only playing GT sport really. Got my S safety rating back, still on the slow fall down the driver rating after topping out at B due to all those back to back wins I got a week ago. I am not a B and now im fed up finishing bloody tenth at best.
Ta ta, sweet dreams.
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Post by Melvazord on Jan 31, 2018 18:13:30 GMT
It's only one. I'm also fairly sure they watched me closely when that article was written. |
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