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Post by Melvazord on Dec 31, 2017 10:26:13 GMT
Cauliflower steaks are quite nice if they're done well. But they are terribly named. I think they meant cauliflower stalks but got confused due to malnutrition. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 31, 2017 10:05:02 GMT
I like the half track, is this for a Mad Max thing? Yarp, for a game called Gaslands which is a Dystopian alternate present. Yeah I know, things are pretty dystopian as it stands. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 30, 2017 23:18:01 GMT
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 30, 2017 23:03:27 GMT
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 30, 2017 12:45:16 GMT
That's what I like to see, Melvazord failing to realise that the reason he hates x isnt x itself, but his own personality. Oh I hate everything, except you. But especially you. @crank. The problem is the penalty system. Once you get to safety rating in the high B range then you've got people that want to race properly. Once you get to A then its 99% people who race properly. However the penalty system is harsh as fuck, and while it can take many races to go up a rating, one bad race can knock you back down. One slip of the wheel, or someone else braking unexpectedly and youre down a level, a level where they're are twats, who smash into you and can cause your rating to drop through no fault of your own. I've seen some people say they're stuck in a vicious circle of being knocked down safety levels and being stuck there because its almost impossible to get a clean race under your belt. It IS a good game online. Offline the AI is standard racing game pish. When you get a good race where your opponents were fair, you raced close and any accidents really were just that its great, but that feels to me about 1 in every 3 races at best. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 30, 2017 11:27:11 GMT
GT:S can't seem to convert poles to wins, mainly because it doesn't seem to matter what safety rating you are driving at, there is always at least one animal that drives you flat into a wall instead of giving you space to race, or whacks you off the track at turn 1, getting themselves a time penalty that is less than the time I've lost smashing across the gravel. It's very frustrating.
It's making me hate gaming.
And as for Wardor, it better pick up soon because its just Assassin's Creed: Middle Earth right now.
It is also making me hate gaming.
And as for you people and this place...well you know the deal.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 29, 2017 15:37:53 GMT
The only reason I even know what day it is is because if Destry, he is a good man and thorough. Wardor seems solid, only played 20 mins so far, about to have a proper five in now after I took Mrs Zord out for lunch as bribery. Shes been hogging the big telly watching...Elementary...*shudders* On the plus side, it meant I got some models done. Got a game called Gaslands, which you use matchbox cars for, and its always fun Reavering up stuff.  |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 28, 2017 11:25:15 GMT
Got Battlefront 2 for crimbo and fired it up last night.
Its ok, but im clearly outclassed by all the lads with their star cards, 10th out of 20 was best I could manage, but normally it was about 17th.
It's a really odd thing for EA to have done, simply because I can see it putting non-stubborn twats like me off. Ill happily grind and not pay an extra penny.
Oh...wait, its EA, so its to do evil isnt it? Its to trick kids out of their pocket money.
Oh well. I also hit Wardor, will try to fire that up tonight.
Been out of bed all of 30 minutes. Holidays are great.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 27, 2017 12:26:36 GMT
Today I am at work Tomorrow I am going to a wedding Friday I am going to visit the in-laws No games What kind of sociopath gets wed between Christmas and new year?! |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 27, 2017 10:59:57 GMT
Wiggle wiggle. Im off for another week.
Family are all leaving today, time for an actual break and not the internal screaming thats been going in since Saturday. Sweet release.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 25, 2017 17:57:57 GMT
Mrs Zord does good pudding  |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 25, 2017 8:45:05 GMT
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 25, 2017 8:29:03 GMT
Merry Christmas you reprobates
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 24, 2017 23:02:16 GMT
Muppets Christmas Carol watched.
Father Ted Christmas special watched.
Feeling properly Christmasy now, might even be able to put up with Mrs Br*wns B*ys tomorrow#
#pro-tip: I fucking certainly will not.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 24, 2017 17:02:17 GMT
I've grown some massive herbs in my garden, its kind of a big dill.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 24, 2017 10:16:52 GMT
My child has received an early Christmas gift of headlice therefore everything is cancelled. I wish to burn all her bedding and clothes. Get the clippers out I prescribe fire, and lots of it |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 24, 2017 10:00:50 GMT
1. Gammon
2. Beef
3. Turkey
4. Chicken
5. Giving Kins shit about his weight
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 23, 2017 18:15:52 GMT
I prefer Die Hard 2 to the original. There, I said it. Melvazord will be livid when he reads that. Probably It's more a feeling of the crushing inevitability of the contempt I feel for my fellow man expressed in a single post. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 23, 2017 14:50:56 GMT
Chewie Lowbacca Attichitcuk Snoova Hole |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 23, 2017 14:02:57 GMT
The place to talk about Star Wars. I like Star Wars. I wonder if there is a correct sequence of the quality of the films? Can anyone advise? |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 23, 2017 10:43:56 GMT
Working everyday from today until the 30th apart from Boxing day. Some ones got to keep the wheels turning, they just won't get oiled. I'd say you already look quite oiled. By which I mean drunk. By which I mean I think Easy Lee had better get a bed ready for you. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 23, 2017 9:27:28 GMT
We're off to a Christmas market today, which I don't want to do.
Then the outlaws will be round later, which I don't want to happen.
Merry fucking Christmas.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 22, 2017 20:05:49 GMT
2 clean races back to back on GT sport in hella quick Porsche races as well.
Qualified 17th, finished 12th. Then qualified 5th and finished 3rd.
Happy with that, but id still like to be put down a class so I can win again. (Just like maths in secondary school)
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 22, 2017 17:59:14 GMT
Soooo... I take it youre all already smashed?
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 22, 2017 14:45:01 GMT
I'm home after a "hard" days work ie I went in late, had a fried breakfast with the skeleton crew that were left then fucked off early.
Thats me for 12 days. Woop etc
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