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Post by Melvazord on Dec 22, 2017 9:28:17 GMT
Games! Still playing GT Sport. Got 2 races in last nigh, first was an absolute shit-show, with people being cock-wombles and just ramming and general idiocy. Second race I qualified 19/19 (because I am the best), but consistent driving and laps, along with a couple of judicious overtakes and one absolutely on point defending move (positioned my car in the centre of the track as my opponent was about to make an attack, forcing him to either go round the outside where I could push him wide, or down the inside too quickly where I could undercut him and pull away on the straight, he chose the latter and I nailed the corner) meant that I finished 13th. Still garbage, but up 6 places from where I started. The game has ranked my safety rating as B (this is true) and my driver rating as B (this is not true), I kind of hope it demotes my driver rating back to C again so I can actually run at the front of the pack again. I have a horrible feeling its wavering me between C and B as I am clearly not good enough for B, but maybe too good for C. Just like in the real world, competent but not great. Not games! Tom Hardy continues to intimidate people with his mighty hat and dirty coat. Great show, loving it. Youre a good man Easy Lee, ive always.. well ive never said it, but now im thinking it. Quietly mind. Meanwhile, the Guardian has the gall to step to Tom Hardy's hatMocking someone for having a shit hat? Unheard of Comparing JGB to Tom Hardy, the absolute nerve.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 22, 2017 8:02:07 GMT
Youre a good man Easy Lee, ive always.. well ive never said it, but now im thinking it. Quietly mind. Meanwhile, the Guardian has the gall to step to Tom Hardy's hat |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 22, 2017 7:53:47 GMT
Wait, some of you people help other people sort their lives out?
'kin 'ell
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 21, 2017 18:12:20 GMT
The hangover from yesterday's unpleasantness has resulted in a big lack of activity today. Time to drive the chat forward, how does everyone rank the star wars films? Wrath of Khan Search for Spock Generations First Contact Motion Picture Nemesis IV Final Frontier Undiscovered Country Insurrection The Abrhamsverse garbage.  |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 21, 2017 17:51:47 GMT
I don't just hate millennials. Im Gen X, I hate EVERYTHING
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 21, 2017 14:37:54 GMT
We'd say glarry where I'm from, never heard smirr before. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 21, 2017 9:08:43 GMT
Aaaaaaaaaaanyway.... I don't play games because I'm not a feeble minded child who can't regulate what he types. Still reeling from the heartbreak of finish Penny Dreadful, we tried to find something we would both like on that telly. We settled on Taboo (because yes we are that far behind on that telly). 45 minutes of Tom Hardy threatening people and going mad? Sold sir. Then I went to bed early because I'm a feeble minded old man. Come back Seren.  |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 21, 2017 7:13:28 GMT
With no hint of irony or jocularity:
You people
This place
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 20, 2017 20:51:40 GMT
Maybe destry could run a poll. Bit Brexity |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 20, 2017 10:21:54 GMT
My choice of best star wars is going to make people furious: 54617832 1 before anything but 2 is a travesty of natural law and you should be ashamed. Wheres Rogue 1 fit in here? |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 20, 2017 10:04:05 GMT
Good morning, Star wars. I liked it. In fact I think it's probably my favourite star wars film since the original trilogy. 6,5,4,8,RO,7,3,1,2. Yeah you heard. I like Return of the Jedi the best Theres always one sicko |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 20, 2017 7:32:12 GMT
Anyone care to join me in an existential scream?
GREEEEAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 19, 2017 16:57:02 GMT
Destry, Keef the hell out of this place.
shut
it
down
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 19, 2017 15:48:11 GMT
I have never put anything up my bum but want to. Any recommendations as to where I start? Where you start? Just outside the bum, and then work towards the inside of it, I should imagine. You do know where your own bum is? I imagine there will now be a spate of acute elbow penetration injuries. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 19, 2017 12:32:22 GMT
Killed it. What’s everybody having for lunch? Reclaimed hog anus aka a hotdog. I know what it is and my tastebuds have failed to give a shit. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 19, 2017 9:32:23 GMT
Hands up everyone who feels like a real human being this morning.
*hands resolutely stay down.*
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 18, 2017 17:58:31 GMT
I don't think I've ever tried Buckfast. Maybe I'll stick it on the Christmas list sickly sweet fighting juice. Best avoided 100% this. Its like cough syrup that makes you fighty. Some of the irish lads I knew in Glasgow drank it with coke, as if it wasnt sickly enough. Interesting side note there Crank, I went to college in Glasgow in the late 90s with Paul McCole who is in Limmy's Show.Nice guy, he's about 5 foot nothing. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 18, 2017 16:32:43 GMT
kashyyyk the attic I'll go now. So you should |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 18, 2017 15:02:31 GMT
Wolfy! That's enough caffeine for today! Wilfy! Thats enough of everything today. Go and have a lie down in a dark room. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 18, 2017 13:39:27 GMT
Kashyyyk in the attic
I don't know what we are doing.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 18, 2017 12:26:35 GMT
They think it makes them not children or feeble-minded, despite all the evidence to the contrary. Woah! Stop there horse. 1) I've seen 6 or 7 of them. I don't see this as an issue of pride one way or the other, except I'm not stupid enough to carry on watching then all regardless like some slavering feeble-minded man-child. 2) Some of them were deeply deeply shit, and the rest mostly for the feeble-minded. 3) I am absolutely feeble-minded, but that doesn't mean I have to watch all the films. The comment was more aimed at people who are all: "I've never seen any of these *films/band/artist/insert popular cultural item here*" *smug face emoji* like missing something that is popular makes them better than the people who have seen it and enjoyed it. Watching something and not liking it is fine. To have never seen a thing but look down on those who enjoyed it is just odd. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 18, 2017 11:46:22 GMT
Hi! I saw Star Wars and i liked it. I find people who wear not having seen them as a badge of pride a bit odd. They think it makes them not children or feeble-minded, despite all the evidence to the contrary. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 18, 2017 10:15:42 GMT
Honestly surprised to see how low down Rogue One is on so many of your lists, I thought it was really good. I cared a lot more about the characters in R1 than I did about Rey in FA, even though they were clearly doomed from the outset. She was just too good, you know. Luke goes on a journey, she just insta-Jedis. If they'd just forgotten about her, and made it the Finn and Poe show FA would be a much better film. She was much more interesting in TLJ.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 18, 2017 8:52:07 GMT
Wait, I need to talk about games as well, and not just Things That Matter.
Still playing GT Sport. I managed to get 3 pole positions, none of which I translated into a win. I am not Mansell, I'm Rosberg circa 2014. Sacking off the one shot races, I went for one of the series races to see if I could play with the big boys.
I qualified 19/19, due to my 3 qualifying laps being ruined by 1) me being a twat going into the straight and belting off the barrier and 2) and 3) a couple of absolute rockets knocking me off the road.
I thought what I'd do was just pootle along at the back, getting my safety rating up. In the end though, I couldn't resist racing and managed to finish 12th, getting my driver and safety rating up to B. The racing was a LOT fairer in that race than I've previously encountered, with only 1 bellend trying to ram me as I went past him. It was actually a really enjoyable race.
Authentic Motorised Gibberish.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 18, 2017 8:38:50 GMT
Star wars 5 4 8 7 Rogue 6 3 1 2 5 Rogue 4 7 8* 6 3 1 2 8 is * because I need to see it again to make a full evaluation. There was a lot more comedy in it than a normal SW film, while at the same time being dark as fuck. I was hoping it was going to be the Finn and Poe show, but that didn't pan out. Some weird choices in the story, and overall I think it was less consistent than 7. |
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Youre a good man Easy Lee, ive always.. well ive never said it, but now im thinking it. Quietly mind.
