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Post by Melvazord on Dec 13, 2017 17:34:26 GMT
Now its both creepy AND sad at the same time. Well done. Has anyone ever told you about Timthemonkey? Oh god, I don't need to know its name |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 13, 2017 16:20:33 GMT
I honestly thought it would be difficult to make that avatar any worse, but you managed it. Now its both creepy AND sad at the same time. Well done.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 13, 2017 16:10:47 GMT
Stopcocks are a thing. Look, you can see it on etimmeh's avatar, just to the left of whatever that is. You know exactly what that is. Look closer, you'll recognise it. It appears to be a strategically placed headshot of Keef... |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 13, 2017 16:04:11 GMT
I'll have you know it involves moving a cold water pipe. And I'm not married. Stopcocks are a thing. Look, you can see it on etimmeh's avatar, just to the left of whatever that is. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 13, 2017 15:44:03 GMT
It's getting cold in the house and the cat is giving me accusatory looks: 'Care to explain what happened to "man makes fire"? The abilities of the human species are clearly overrated. Okay, I still appreciate "woman opens food pouch" and "woman gives smooch behind ears".' |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 13, 2017 14:40:03 GMT
Melvazord What was your 2000AD letter about? I think mine was just blowing smoke up the arse of The Mighty Tharg after a particularly fine instalment of DR and Quinch. I don't fully recall. I think it was something about The 86ers or maybe the The V.C.s. I got a heroclix of Judge Fear for getting my letter published. He sits pride of place among all my other nerd tat. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 13, 2017 14:07:25 GMT
To fit a hose for a washing machine. Dishwasher. Stop getting white goods wrong. Sorry, Fridge Team training was sketchy when it came to plumbed goods. In any case, anyone with a family of <5 doesn't need a dishwasher. How big a litter does Wilf have these days? |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 13, 2017 13:50:44 GMT
I had two, TWO letters published in Amiga Format. White goods chat: had a dishwasher delivered on Monday, and still not fitted due to the supplied hose being too big to fit in the space allotted to it. Plumber due Friday. A plumber. To fit a hose for a washing machine. Are you also a millennial? |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 13, 2017 11:55:40 GMT
It's nowhere near as pleasing as getting a letter published on the main letters page. That really does special things to the ego. You're preaching to the choir on that one. I had letters published in Sinclair User *and* 2000AD. I was a pretty big deal in the no-mates letter writing community. Ive had 2000AD (more recently than I would admit in polite company), the Transformers comic (Dread tidings era) and one of the original Playstation mags. Letter Writing Team Assemble |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 13, 2017 11:21:39 GMT
Looking at Keef's top ten article, solid as expected, no surprises there. But the Guardian Pick! It's simply the first comment: "Horizon Zero Dawn is the best game ever made, bar none." It's not even hyperbole, it's just nonsense. Everyone knows the best game ever made is UFO: Enemy Unknown, this is just common knowledge. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 13, 2017 10:46:13 GMT
Hi
I don't have a new fridge. We do have some new shelves.
Played GT Sport some more. Got rammed and generally bullied most of the night. Did the classic "just one more race". Qualified 10th, finished 10th after falling back due to shitty drivers. "Just one more race". Qualified 5th, finished 4th. Oh well, I'm getting the hang of this track. "Just one more race" Pole position, fastest lap and the win, despite the a-hole in second trying for the usual "I'm 6 miles back but I can make a lunge into the first corner, thats fine and won't have consequences" It had consequences, but only for him as I expected it, braked early and turned in after he had flown past me into the wall. Tit. Reached the high water mark, off to bed. Oh shit its midnight.
Standard.
The new guy came off his bike yesterday and cracked his head when someone came in too closely to him in their car on the back road and he skidded off on the ice. It was not me, I want to make this clear. Because I'd have just flattened the cunt.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 13, 2017 10:40:58 GMT
Had a fridge freezer delivered yesterday and I'm in love
 Thats exactly the kind of poorly thought through colour scheme for a house I'd expect from an alcoholic fridge pervert. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 12, 2017 9:55:43 GMT
Who thought we'd get on to the exact semantics of different forms of frozen water so quickly.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 12, 2017 9:11:37 GMT
Hi!
It took me over an hour to get into work (usually ~30 mins) because of 2 broken down lorries on the same stretch of road. Fun times.
Still playing Grans Tiramisu. My driver rating is in the bin, but my safety rating is soaring high. I'm kind of not a big deal in any way, shape or form. Got punted off on multiple occasions while in a podium position. Also the Renault Sport Megane Gr.4 is super OP and needs a nerf. Raced at Interlagos and every car in the top 10 was Megane (including me just so I could break into the top 10 somehow). Its a boring, push to win car.
Gibberish etc
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 12, 2017 8:52:35 GMT
What is the best snow/ice related song? My pick is the Sub Zero song from the Mortal Kombat album. Anything by Ice Cube |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 11, 2017 17:40:10 GMT
Luckily in Scotland I think the national diet guarantees an early death anyway, so keep on putting away the Buckfast, fried Mars Bars, Haggis and skag and you should be fine. Jokes* on you fuckface, I dont live in Scotland anymore and I come from one of the long lived parts in the first place. Also, tae fuck pal. *Itd be the first of your jokes that made any fucking sense |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 11, 2017 16:17:01 GMT
Im out of pre mod and posting shit on the old people falling over article. Its what Keith would have wanted. That and alcohol. I'm still in pre-mod, I think perhaps it was the comment a few days ago on an article about an old person being confined to a nursing home and how horrible and terrifying it was that did it. I intimated I would in fact blow my own brains out and those of my ungrateful family who were trying to cage me before I let that happen. Well, I didn't so much intimate that as just flat out say it. I've already told Mrs Zord that if I start going mentally feeble to just buy a new spade and smash my head in with it, then plonk me in the compost bin. Her reply was "We've already got a spade, we don't need a new one. We haven't got any plans for next week do we?" |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 11, 2017 10:42:16 GMT
Loan Wilf really losing it there, a proper descent into madness. Spaghetti just everywhere. Nurse!
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 11, 2017 8:16:35 GMT
Hi!
Im at work because of rural Scotland genetics meaning I am capable of operating a vehicle in inclement weather. Also the extra toe thing.
Some of my colleagues are not here because they are inferior soft southern genetic scum.
Also im getting a free lunch today because ive worked here a decade, so obviously my genetics could not pass up something free, regardless of the weather. Snow-but its free. Volcano-but its free. Godzilla attack-but its free. You get the idea.
Games: played grans tiramisu after putting up Christmas decs. Got hammered into, knocked off the road, spun and generally fucked about with every race I was in apart from the last one.
The penalty system needs a serious re-write.
4 stars.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 10, 2017 11:56:26 GMT
I originally come from rural Aberdeenshire, where electricity is no longer feared, just mistrusted.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 10, 2017 11:26:59 GMT
Its for a game called Burrows and Badgers, a skirmish game set in a kind of renaissance England but with magic and anthropomorphic animals. Contextually she makes sense, because shes meant to be a bit Borgia-like, and shes the only model of that ilk. Also I cant see many furrys having an amphibian fetish...probably  |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 9, 2017 23:44:34 GMT
Cheers. I'll have been a sinister war dolly nerd for 30 years next year, its one of the few things im good at *sobs* Its for a game called Burrows and Badgers, a skirmish game set in a kind of renaissance England but with magic and anthropomorphic animals. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 9, 2017 23:38:37 GMT
Speaking as a tent hen I'm finding that picture disturbing. Signed Emy He has a wife you know  Lets not get into the detail of fox anatomy. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 9, 2017 23:26:24 GMT
That is some lovely painting Cheers. I'll have been a sinister war dolly nerd for 30 years next year, its one of the few things im good at *sobs* |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 9, 2017 22:00:51 GMT
Today I was a standard husband: trip to Ikea where I barely held my shit together, then I put up some shelves and curtain rails, and barely kept my shit together. Standard.  One of the mushrooms inhabitants. |
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