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Post by Shenguin on Dec 10, 2018 22:37:37 GMT
Is there a debate on the vote to vote? As far as I can ascertain, the mechanism the government used to defer the vote means there will be no vote on whether or not they should vote, but there might be a debate.
Also, Lloyd Russell-Moyle has a cunt's name, looks like a cunt, and represents a cunt constituency. But he's alright by me; maces, HIV and a stupid face are all things I can get behind.
I mean, I don't support HIV or anything, that might have sounded wrong. HIV is definitely bad, but I still like Lloyd.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 5, 2018 13:14:43 GMT
The dull repetitiousness of Alan Partridge is matched only by dull repetitiousness of its fans, Only Fools and Horses is witless nonsense for the thicker end of the working classes, to say Dad’s Army has aged badly would make the generous assumption that it was once good, Fawlty Towers is funny but racist even for the 1970s and John Cleese is a cunt, Brasseye, The Day Today and Jam are interesting but ultimately require a different category to be rated in, Red Dwarf was funny for one season (it doesn’t matter which of the 2 to 6 you watch, they’re all the same) even though it only had a couple of jokes and the whole shebang descended into dribbleshite, I’ve never seen Garth Marengi but it sounds self-indulgent, Monty Python is one part genius mixed with seven parts over-rated inanity and one part misogyny, Peep Show ran for several seasons too long and forgot what it was meant to be about, The Goodies is just rubbish at least pick Hancock’s Half Hour if you want something so old it stopped being funny forty years ago, This Country is the worst kind of snobbery dressed up as social commentary for Brexit Britain, Just Good Friends is sentimental dated crap for people whose brains are dribbling out of their ears, I really don't like Kenny Everett and he is not funny, Spike Milligan was properly funny I suppose, Royle Family veered between nasty small-mindedness and sickening sentiment, and whatever Father Ted may be it’s not British comedy you daft racists. I can’t understand why nobody has mentioned The Green Wing, Detectorists, Tommy Cooper, or Screenwipe. Edit: I just checked Kenny Everett's wikipedia page, and I would like to apologise for what I initially wrote. I was getting him mixed up with someone else and managed to be accidentally a bit more offensive than I intended. So what you're saying is you like Open All Hours? Yes, and Still Open All Hours. |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 5, 2018 12:56:32 GMT
The dull repetitiousness of Alan Partridge is matched only by dull repetitiousness of its fans, Only Fools and Horses is witless nonsense for the thicker end of the working classes, to say Dad’s Army has aged badly would make the generous assumption that it was once good, Fawlty Towers is funny but racist even for the 1970s and John Cleese is a cunt, Brasseye, The Day Today and Jam are interesting but ultimately require a different category to be rated in, Red Dwarf was funny for one season (it doesn’t matter which of the 2 to 6 you watch, they’re all the same) even though it only had a couple of jokes and the whole shebang descended into dribbleshite, I’ve never seen Garth Marengi but it sounds self-indulgent, Monty Python is one part genius mixed with seven parts over-rated inanity and one part misogyny, Peep Show ran for several seasons too long and forgot what it was meant to be about, The Goodies is just rubbish at least pick Hancock’s Half Hour if you want something so old it stopped being funny forty years ago, This Country is the worst kind of snobbery dressed up as social commentary for Brexit Britain, Just Good Friends is sentimental dated crap for people whose brains are dribbling out of their ears, I really don't like Kenny Everett and he is not funny, Spike Milligan was properly funny I suppose, Royle Family veered between nasty small-mindedness and sickening sentiment, and whatever Father Ted may be it’s not British comedy you daft racists. I can’t understand why nobody has mentioned The Green Wing, Detectorists, Tommy Cooper, or Screenwipe.
Edit: I just checked Kenny Everett's wikipedia page, and I would like to apologise for what I initially wrote. I was getting him mixed up with someone else and managed to be accidentally a bit more offensive than I intended.
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 14, 2018 21:13:24 GMT
Boooo CEX wouldn’t take my PS Vita - so only ended up with £210 worth of credit - not enough to swap for a Switch. I’m off to harvest organs in Birmingham- see if I can raise the extra money that way. Oooh, try sheep. I hear he has a liver the size of ten men. OTTM: small state disruptionist Tories are utter cunts. Who knew? |
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 8, 2018 15:30:55 GMT
Make me, you bitch. Only Admin can ban me and I reckon he'll be in my side. All the cats I've ever lived with are dead (none by my hand), I feed and talk to Dead Neighbour's cat when it's around, my neighbours are probably cunts (including the dead one) but they are generally quiet cunts (especially the dead one), and I've played Fortnite within the last too weak period. The dead neighbour must surely be smelling a bit now? Ive got a bit of a stuffy cold, so I’m not sure. I think maybe someone took the body away though. |
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 8, 2018 15:22:09 GMT
I don't have a cat, I haven't recently played any games, and my neighbours seem inoffensive. Get. Out. Make me, you bitch. Only Admin can ban me and I reckon he'll be on my side. All the cats I've ever lived with are dead (none by my hand), I feed and talk to Dead Neighbour's cat when it's around, my neighbours are probably cunts (including the dead one) but they are generally quiet cunts (especially the dead one), and I've played Fortnite within the last too weak period. |
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 6, 2018 17:13:40 GMT
Just seen 42nd street and it was fuckingly fantastically brilliant 4*. Bonnie Langford was in it and she was really good, the staging and dancing were superb. If you feel depressed, go to this, feel happy and then kill yourself on a happy note. Only downer was spending £3.35 on a half of Peroni at a train station. I have a bet to myself on what any reply will focus on. Over-priced Peroni? Drink a proper beer at a reasonable price, you cunt. |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 27, 2018 14:22:02 GMT
Personally I would recommend hitting Shenguin in the face with “Other Minds” by Peter Godfrey-Smith, which is an excellent read and now available in papaerback in all good bookshops, and in electronic form from a right shower of cunts. I read it in paperback form whilst on a yacht on the Ionian See. I didn't sea any otopodes. |
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 30, 2018 20:14:39 GMT
Woah there pal. That's English for slow a horse down. I've got the cunt John Terry on line 2 threatening to sue you for defamation of character. |
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 29, 2018 20:25:48 GMT
Still here lurking, licking my wounds This board is an interesting mix of bear pit and fluffy unicorns, ultimately everyone* is a decent person. Welcome back *<edit> even Baby Cunt the cunt off you cunting cunt Felice cunt. |
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 29, 2018 12:12:24 GMT
In retrospect, I may have been a little off with her/him/it. I feel bad about it now*. To be fair to me, she/he/it was a bit rude to Felice, and I was just responding in kind. She/he/it seemed like the sort that could take a joke. I hope she/he/it comes back. *I absolutely do not. Pretty sure he was a bit rude to Felice because he told him to fuck off and called him a cunt. You need to take a long hard look in the mirror and not just while having a wank. I'm pretty sure Mr Tiddles started it all by making jokes about having sex with his dead mother, or something like that. |
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 26, 2018 8:49:41 GMT
Toolio there, displaying the judgement of Gazza. What a cunt.
Meanwhile, Mr Tiddles hasn't posted since yesterday morning. I'm worried he might have caught the blind syphilis and can't post ever again.
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 23, 2018 17:12:00 GMT
Bloggie there, assuming people read his posts. At least, that's what I guess he probably wrote.
Sorry Bloggie. You didn't lead into it with a couple of days of teasers about some cunt on paternity leave.
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 22, 2018 9:00:16 GMT
At least they make their bellendiness apparent. Damon Albarn tortures kittens and babies, but only in secret. And I bet he never actually fed the poor sparrows. For some reason I knew you'd prefer Oasis over Blur At the time, I had a preference for Blur over Oasis, but it never seemed particularly important. Despite my joke about Albarn, my real bile is saved for that utter cheese-cunt tory Alex James. An absolute shitfart of a human. In other news, Suede were miles better anyway. In other other news, I saved a cricket from the sea this morning (or condemned a rare sea-cricket to dehydration). No jelly fish and no genitals today (except my own. I do tend to take them swimming with me). |
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 3, 2018 19:46:34 GMT
Mark Clattenburg is immensely dislikeable Absolute cunt. Booked Heskey in 2004 against Spurs instead of giving a penalty. Cheating fucking shit. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 25, 2018 13:10:51 GMT
Holding on the image and selecting open image in new tab also allows zooming. I see at the other place that the BBC has again accidently called a cunt a cunt. www.theguardian.com/media/2018/jun/25/jeremy-hunt-name-curse-strikes-again-at-bbcEdit: Baby, no, I've not tried it. I don't need to try it to be prejudiced against it; not trying it is preferable, as it keeps both my taste buds and prejudices intact. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 7, 2018 9:17:53 GMT
Terrible night. We were getting in some late rehearsals for the outreach in schools play to help the kids learn how to handle difficult emotional and domestic situations, when some cunt went and called the police. As a result, I got arrested on a misunderstanding, spent the night in the cells, and missed my early round at the animal sanctuary, and three of the cutest kittens you've ever seen succumbed to cat flu. All they needed was a drip and some tlc, I could have saved them if I'd been there. I've had to cancel the performance of the play today, and I missed my shift at the food bank because I was trying to save the rest of the litter of kittens.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 6, 2018 11:52:22 GMT
Just back from my Wednesday outreach class at the sheltered housing. You utter cunt. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 1, 2018 13:22:32 GMT
I dunno what all that crap down the side is. Probably Jxxx Grxxlxsh. Cunt. |
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Post by Shenguin on May 29, 2018 18:03:38 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 27, 2018 22:40:18 GMT
Very simple, very moving. Thank you. Some of my finest work. Cunts. |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 27, 2018 22:16:57 GMT
So Amber Rudd is either a liar or incompetent (or possibly/probably both). Still, she has apologised. So that's alright then. Jesus fuck, that fucking piece of shit cunt would have lost her scrot job two days ago if she wasn't playing condom to May's fucking aids infection. I really hope they fucking kill each other, and accidentally give all the other fucking tories aidscancer of the pain gland. Cunts. How fucking dare they spend years making this country a shit place for so many people, and then pretend it was a fucking accident. Fucking cunts. I would happily stab their fucking eyes. Thanks for pissing me off Destry. It's your fault. Cunts. Don't even get me started on the rest of the pissing misogynistic racist cunt tory cunts. Cunts. |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 8, 2018 19:38:29 GMT
Plenty of beer, and for dessert I called Nxgxl Fxrxgx a cunt. I'm fairly certain he heard.
I am replete.
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 5, 2018 17:14:40 GMT
Some of the members online today have never posted. I now know jimelevens' birthday, and the shit has never even liked one of my posts. A real cunt's cunt, I'll be bound. I bet s/he can't even think of any positive words associated with his/her mother.
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 8, 2018 11:24:35 GMT
The G is giving me ads with a picture of some smug cunt, and a facile claim about improving things for women. If any of you 'boxers happen to be Crown Prince bin Salman, I'd like to make it clear that you're a nasty murderous piece of shit.
Destry, is there a way of finding out if the Saudi Crown Prince posts on here?
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