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Post by Shenguin on Jun 2, 2022 20:16:22 GMT
Why does Shenguin work 7 days a week, including Bank Holidays? Is/are he/she/they* doing important Government work that will make all our lives better? *Thanks Sheep for the clarification, I now know what to call you. 1) Children (not mine, but in my house) 2) No 3) A cunt? |
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Post by Shenguin on May 3, 2022 23:43:55 GMT
I watched it in the pub with a mate who I've known for over 30 years and who is a Forest fan. It was sweet. I did an especially good line in fake sympathy that we both knew was fake, but was close enough so I could really hurt him without him reasonably objecting, the cunt.
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 31, 2022 22:47:53 GMT
Anyone else having lots of fun trying to submit gas and electricity meter readings? What the actual fucking shit? Stupid cunts. I mean, my provider went bust a few months ago, so I guess I can't really expect them to have a working website when it's obvious loads of people are going to try to submit readings. |
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 28, 2022 10:42:46 GMT
New blood. Welcome. In order to complete your initiation well need the following: 1. Choice of weapon in the event of a zombie apocalypse 2. At least one unforgivablely wrong opinion, which we can then hold against you forever 3. Your preferred order for the seasons of the Wire (depending on how you answer this may cover point 2) Then all that's left is for Shenguin to call you a cunt, and you're good to go Oh, I got this! 1: Length of wood with a nail in it. 2 and 3: 1) 2 2) 3 3) 1 4) 4 5) 5 Shenguin is a cunt. Finally, I got my secret initiation. I've never been so happy. Also, you misspelt unforgivably. |
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 13, 2022 21:21:46 GMT
I just bashed up Big Boss Much more effective than all that striking nonsense. Just stab the cunt and seize the means of production. |
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 6, 2022 20:39:50 GMT
I see our great leader has finally lost it.
Fuck him, I always thought he was a cunt.
I for one welcome our next overlord, whoever it is.
Edit: for the sake of clarity, I'm talking about Destry, not Windsor or Johnson.
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 5, 2022 23:22:11 GMT
I'd also like to point out to other bloggers that the fuzzy orange cunt Shenguin has no right to chastise lazybones apropos his hair. Yes, I entirely agree. My bullying was entirely accidental. Edit: I'd also like to point out that I have thick and full shoulder length locks at the moment; I look like some sort of ultra-sexy male Italian film star. |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 14, 2022 11:33:42 GMT
hello? Does anyone know the UN argument for the UK giving back the Chagos Islands? It can't just be because they're a colony, otherwise Gibraltar would need to be given back, along with Bermuda. And the USA would have to give back the land taken from the various indigenous people of North America (from a certain point of view). My understanding is that the UK bought the Chagos Islands for Mauritius in the 1960s as some sort of independence deal, which Mauritius says was unfair, but ... the UK could have kept Mauritus, which would have left it with the same status, morally and legally as the other vestiges of ... colonial power ... Because the UK Government did a cunt thing. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 15, 2022 19:10:50 GMT
Lunch: cheese sarnie.
Games: none.
OTTM: last night, on our way home, at about midnight, Mammal Who Tolerates Me and I bumped into nextdoor neighbour (who is a friend as well) who was out looking to direct the air ambulance people to his house. His fiancé has died.
He was with her when she went, and it wasn't possible to revive her. We went to theirs and stayed until about 5am to help deal with ambulance, police and undertaker, and to share some whisky.
She's had lung problems for ages, and has spent a lot of time over the past couple of years self-isolating. She was a few years older then me, in her late forties.
The whisky was Glenmorangie, which is fine, whatevs, too smooth, so I told him to him to get something better in, maybe a peaty island single malt, if he wants me to deal with a dead fiancé again, the cheap cunt.
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 7, 2022 20:15:11 GMT
It's a hell of a name. Good luck getting that one into a catchy song. There was a young player Boyd-Munce, Clubs splashed out and took punts, This is the news: He left the Blues, And now plays for the Smoggie cunts. Edit: no offence Destry. I wrote Geordie, not Smoggie, originally, and decided it was too provocatively offensive. |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 30, 2021 19:07:31 GMT
I am playing Untitled Goose Game. I didn't think it was possible, but it's making me realise that being an irritating dickhead who enjoys winding people up actually isn't funny or clever. Well fuck off then you cunt, if you don't like me any more, just fucking say so. I never liked you in the first place. I'm going to burn the letters you sent to me. Also, yeah, the game is quite shit, especially if one is sober. |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 25, 2021 9:12:59 GMT
Having re-read and reconsidered my unfortunately drunken posts from last night, I realise in the cold sober light of day that they may have looked aggressive and rude. I'd like to sincerely apologise to you* all.
*Not you, you fucking cunt.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 25, 2021 1:17:31 GMT
Cunts.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 25, 2021 0:41:27 GMT
Fuck off you stupid cunts.*
*Yes, you, cunt.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 24, 2021 10:54:11 GMT
Jesus Cunt, other people are annoying.
Not you lot, the real people, I mean. Though you lot as well.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 23, 2021 23:05:48 GMT
Hi I'm on our works Xmas do. It was inside a lovely warm restaurant, really great food. Now we've moved on and are all bopping down at the local discotheque. We told the office creep to wait in the car park at work, gave him 4 cans of special brew and said we'd all be there later. He's such a nerd, we all hate him. I'm in a car park, with only 20 minutes worth of cans. Bring me more, you cunt. |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 18, 2021 12:05:13 GMT
I was late for work because Sheeps made me play more Fortnite and drink more red wine.
I wasn't here until almost 8am.
Everything can go to cunt for all I care.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 7, 2021 19:35:17 GMT
Christ Almighty, Faceless hasn't been online since provoking The Sympathy this morning. Helluva ballsy move, doing that and then ignoring the The Sympathy. Did I say a ballsy move? I meant a cunt-move.
Edit: Sorry, I typed "I hope Faceless is ok", but autocorrect changed it.
I hope Faceless is ok.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 7, 2021 8:37:05 GMT
Chess blog: Last night I absolutely trounced the cunt who beat me last week.
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 7, 2021 22:04:56 GMT
*cunt face emoji*
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 14, 2021 20:11:56 GMT
It's a cunt's drink, you cunt.
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 14, 2021 19:58:50 GMT
Cunts
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 17, 2021 23:01:57 GMT
Keyser Soze is his sled.
You cunts.
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 28, 2021 18:57:38 GMT
A draw against Barnsley? That's not what former BMW owner Tom "Two Curries" was promised when he opted for the full Birmingham packet. He's disappointed. Scientologists are mostly dirty vxxxx fans. Cunts. |
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 26, 2021 10:33:23 GMT
The cunt is in The Chatterbox.
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