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Post by Shenguin on Aug 25, 2021 19:45:40 GMT
Aaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhh. Fucking trains. Scotrail cunts. So I'm going to get home about 9 o'clock as the second train is cancelled due to the train in front not having a driver so we can't leave. I left work at 17.20. Give me fucking booze, or smack or something. Don't worry, I'm in the pub. I'll have an extra couple for you. |
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 22, 2021 18:48:00 GMT
Cunts.
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 22, 2021 17:54:09 GMT
Cunts
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 15, 2021 19:35:11 GMT
silcoxThat sounds rough. I'm not surpried Raab's AWOL. This fucking 'government'. Thanks for making me look like a callous cunt. You callous cunt. |
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 9, 2021 15:48:18 GMT
Maybe he objected to being called malicious and a cunt? People can be funny that way. That's a malicious cunt thing to say, you malicious cunt. |
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 6, 2021 22:23:53 GMT
No way, the cunt deserved that, and far worse. |
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 4, 2021 19:14:51 GMT
Stingy cunts.
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 20, 2021 20:41:07 GMT
I have an opinion: you're all cunts, and the idea that any of you would make a nice list is utterly risible, you cunts. You won't even make last place on the nice list*, you cunts.
*Yes, you**.
**Not you.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 26, 2021 18:32:35 GMT
Four of my players have played, and I've already surpassed my total points talliy in Day 2 and Day 3. If I keep this up, I might be able to settle into comfortable mediocrity. Ooft, Dolberg as captain was some shout. A real hipster choice. Had some other cunt in the Denmark squad up front as captain, and changed it after the starting XI was announced. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 14, 2021 12:47:06 GMT
As I was 21 at the time then yes he was an "old" person. The same way I would expect a 21 yr old nowadays think I was old. I'm twice 21, and I still think you're an old cunt. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 10, 2021 13:31:16 GMT
BBC are saying "more than 60". But I suppose 100 is more than 60.
As a response to this, I'm going to boycott any craft premium wanker ale brewed by Matt Hancock, the utter cunt.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 4, 2021 21:36:50 GMT
I just paid £22 for a dish of pan-fried gnocchi and blah blah blah with tender-stem broccoli.
The stems weren't that tender, and the blah blah blah was a bit rubbish, and the gnocchi was meh.
Cunts.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 4, 2021 13:17:43 GMT
I'm not getting involved in Gate-gate until I know the views of our esteemed leader, Prudy01. pm'd me with their view in the issue, which is that you're a cunt. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 2, 2021 14:23:38 GMT
Games: one 4-way game, which I didn't win, followed by victories for me in a 3-way and two 2-way games. Scrabble is the best.
OTTM: evidence that the Queen is a daft racist may date back almost 50 years, but I'm not sure that entirely excuses it. The stupid cunts knew even then it was unjustified and wrong.
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Post by Shenguin on May 25, 2021 12:03:47 GMT
Aye what a bunch of cunts. Folk on twitter were giving it "Ah nevah asked tae be vaccinated" etc. Arseholes. You literally don't get an appointment without asking / agreeing to one. Twats. |
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Post by Shenguin on May 25, 2021 11:40:56 GMT
Plus now some cunt has said he's feeling suicidal and wants the desk by the window. I think we'll need to move him up to at least the 4th floor, but if it's want he wants, I suppose we can help.
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Post by Shenguin on May 22, 2021 21:35:26 GMT
Cunts.
I'm back from the pub. I didn't want to leave. Cunts.
Yes, you.
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Post by Shenguin on May 20, 2021 18:44:19 GMT
Cunts. Don't they know they should come Thursday morning?
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Post by Shenguin on May 2, 2021 19:57:43 GMT
Bit unfair on Jesus. He supported payment of taxes, saying render unto Caesar what is Caesar's. He also did that coin in the fish's mouth trick so he could pay taxes, albeit at no cost to himself. |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 16, 2021 8:49:57 GMT
Morning Vietnam.
Well done Baby.
It's too early. Had a pre-dinner doze last night, then went to bed at about 9pm. Slept ok, didn't want to get up this morning when my alarm went of at 8.30. My diagnosis is that I'm a lazy cunt.
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 1, 2021 11:08:26 GMT
I just read Scubar's posting history, and I think he seems like a really nice polite well-adjusted friendly person. April Fool. He's a cunt. That seemed funny when I planned it. Now it just looks bullying and rude. I guess I'm the real cunt. |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 4, 2021 11:35:55 GMT
Damn right. Christ, he was a pain... I dunno, I always suspect that the kids who are able to kick off with aplomb at an early age will probably go on to have a great life - stellar careers stepping over bodies on the way up, possibly in the financial services or government outsourcing industries; and riding their sweet hogs on the highways and meeting loads of hot chicks in their spare time. By teaching our children to be nice and polite are we not condemning them to life in the public sector with only video games and craft beer for comfort? You might be teaching yours that. The children who aren't mine are total cunts, so I guess they'll be ok. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 25, 2021 16:13:09 GMT
Presumably, on days when he can't be bothered to get up, he just files that cartoon. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 22, 2021 12:24:18 GMT
Cunts
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 10, 2021 22:45:39 GMT
That's not very tactful Faceless. Now Tent will have to explain the phone is a Nokia 3310, and even that stretches Mr Tent Rooster's technological ability. Although even basic Nokias usually have FM using the headphones as an aerial. What is this technical wizardry, this Nokia you speak of? Oh no, this is Mr Tent Rooster's mobile phone:  A sleek little black number (with more numbers, such as 1, 2, 5, and even 9!), the Doro 1370 is a state of the art 2G, Easy-to-Use phone for the technically challenged gentleman with a fancy colour display and a 3 MP camera. No internet, no FM radio. From time to time he gets a bit confused whether to press the red button or the green button to answer the phone, but not very often. The Doro 1370 has FM radio. NOBODY LIKES A SMARTARSE SHENGUIN! NLSAS! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DON'T POST THE LINK! www.google.com/search?safe=strict&client=ms-android-motorola-gfw&sxsrf=ALeKk01Bjh6FjV2fWv3KtXGQSropNJibEg%3A1610318034803&ei=0oD7X57AMNW9lwSH9reYDg&q=doro+1370+manual&oq=Doro+1370+fm+radio&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAEYATIECAAQRzIECAAQRzIECAAQRzIECAAQRzIECAAQRzIECAAQRzIECAAQRzIECAAQR1AAWABg75gHaABwAXgAgAEAiAEAkgEAmAEAyAEIwAEB&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serpYOU POSTED THE FUCKING LINK YOU CUNT SHENGUIN! THIS IS WHY WE ALL HATE YOU! TWAT. It's on page 40. That's the page numbered 40 by the page numbering printed in the pdf, not the page numbered 40 by the pdf page counting. YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING BORING CUNT. YOU DIDN'T JUST POST THE LINK, YOU WENT ON ABOUT FUCKING PAGINATION AGAIN. THIS IS WHY WE HATE YOU!!! GRRRR! YOU DIPSHITGEEKTWATWOMBLE! |
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