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Post by Shenguin on Apr 7, 2023 22:04:10 GMT
Been busy. You're all still cunts.
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 22, 2023 0:07:31 GMT
With the pictures of shotgun injuries? You know what they say; the customer's always a cunt. You can have fries with whatever you want, you weird cunt. |
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 18, 2023 16:08:20 GMT
I don't think I need to be warned. My behaviour on this board is perfectly polite, reasonable, and appropriate.
And I'll fucking fight any cunt who fucking says fucking anything else, you fuckers, I'll fucking smash your all the fucking way from Tebay fucking Services car park into the middle of next fucking week.
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 9, 2023 17:44:54 GMT
Old sheep's cunts.
Excellent.
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 3, 2023 20:51:36 GMT
You really fucking aren't, you cunt. I'm on pint 6 and losing at pool. Fucking twats. |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 28, 2023 21:21:04 GMT
You always know where you stand with a curt nod. Curt nod is an anagram of Rod Cunt, who was in my form in the second year at school. He went on to captain the rugby team and be head boy. I can't remember his real name. |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 28, 2023 20:43:32 GMT
Hugs are for people who might be of the opposite sex, whom I've known for over 20 years, and who have signed a mutual agreement and consent form in advance.
Handshakes are only for when I have antibacterial wipes to hand, and by mutually indicated consent.
Any other physical contact is probably illegal, will certainly result in diseases, and definitely a mortal sin.
Oh, except wrestling at Tebay. I'm just finishing up at work (with a Spanish red who is considerably younger than me) and then I'll drive straight there, you cunt.
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 26, 2023 20:28:29 GMT
Fucking cunts. Which of you fucking cunts wants a fight at Tebay? Wanker.
Sowed tomato and Lobelia seeds, did some 5* not-parenting, went to work, and cooked toed-in-the-hole.
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 20, 2023 22:29:44 GMT
Thatcher butchered the regions, but I don't think the cunt ever owned my football club. Edit: anyway, must dash, I've got to get my time machine back to 1990 in time to make double maths. |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 18, 2023 20:39:38 GMT
Don't think about it, just do what you need. to do. Drive straight to Tebay, hang a sign round your neck that reads "Shenguin", get out of the car, and keep screaming "I'm coming for you Rolling you cunt, come fight me you mother-fucker". |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 10, 2023 2:02:06 GMT
Cunts
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 21, 2023 23:35:08 GMT
I'm really fucking drunk. And a cunt. Ignore me.
Didn't start drinking until gone 20.20. Turns out Hopback Winter Lightning is quite strong.
I'm a cunt.
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 5, 2023 23:14:07 GMT
I realise all of the royal family are cunts, and that it's also the case that Meghan is subjected to unusual flavours of racism and misogyny. She's probably a wanker, whatevs.
I can't quite believe Harry's latest plea for sympathy is that he's not privileged enough. By accident of birth, he didn't automatically get everything he would have wanted. Even for a royal tosser, that raises unselfaware entitlement to new highs. Even his non-sweating uncle realised he wasn't meant to have been caught for sexually abusing minors, and had to at least pretend to deny it.
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 4, 2023 22:35:19 GMT
Jesus fuck, is this another spam post? Why don't you fuckers fuck off and leave us to our abyss without trying to fucking sell us something.
Fucking "admin" if that even is his real name, I don't think he's ever posted here before. Destry should ban the cunt.
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 1, 2023 10:19:33 GMT
Don't blame 2023, blame the people in it. Cunts.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 24, 2022 22:49:52 GMT
Cunts
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 15, 2022 19:41:25 GMT
I mean you cant expect to be King of England if you just sit down and take a public battering off your younger whiny brother. And that's another reason why Sheeps will never be King of England, the silly cunt. |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 10, 2022 22:42:08 GMT
I was pretty certain Scubar was in The Bell at the same time as me. Decent pub, good real ales, music a bit too loud, slightly too many studenty types in there. There was a slightly overweight beardy type drinking real ale. Looked generally a but sus, and also like one of those weird Internet people I've read about. I decided it was almost definitely Scubar. Anyway, long story short, as it were, I'd punched the cunt three times before I realised it was just a fucking mirror.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 9, 2022 23:58:25 GMT
Any of you cunts up for a rumble at Tebay?
Fucking cunts.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 6, 2022 22:48:16 GMT
I'm still at work. Do you want fries you cunts? Cheesy chips? I'll put the fryers back on. |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 6, 2022 22:09:26 GMT
I'm still at work.
Do you want fries you cunts?
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 2, 2022 12:26:22 GMT
Good Morning Box!
Our cleaner at work is a really lazy bastard, and doesn't bother to check or clean the toilets properly. Whatevs, I don't really care. But now he's refusing to even sign the sheet each hour to say the toilets have been checked. My boss wants to know why we're not cleaning the toilets properly, and instead of getting on with it, signing a few sheets off and maybe actually mopping the loos occasionally, the bastard cleaner just wants to sit around talking about why nothing is fair or right. I've even started cleaning the chip fryers and the burger hotplates myself to cover for him, and to maintain a basic standard of hygiene.
What. A. Cunt.
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 27, 2022 1:04:22 GMT
You thick cunt. Wordle 526 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 |
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 25, 2022 22:38:24 GMT
I like it when Shenguin calls us all fucking cunts and then asks us if we 'would like fries with that'. A very thoughtful young man. Jesus, I'm at work and I've already drunk more than that. Would you like fries with that? |
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 23, 2022 19:06:58 GMT
7 goals, and Pedri got 0 points. Cunt.
Fuck you guys, I'm off to inject crack into my eyeballs.
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