|
Post by Melvazord on Jun 20, 2020 12:45:07 GMT
GAMES CHAT: I tried playing The Last of Us, but I didn't enjoy it. Apparently that makes me some kind of monster. OTTM:Been painting these mad bastards.
|
|
|
Post by Melvazord on Jun 19, 2020 20:58:28 GMT
GAMES: Jedi Fallen Order: isn't very good. It so badly wants to be Star Souls, but it's just...not.
Still, I've nearly completed completed BoTW. Yes I am far behind on games.
OTTM: I had today off. I managed to couple one of my precious days off with a headache and a toothache and combined it with remembering why I had stopped playing Fallen Order. Good times. 4 star day off.
|
|
|
Post by Melvazord on Jun 6, 2020 20:22:20 GMT
Top dollies, Melvazord. Is that a carafe of cocaine on the shelf to the left? Close. Its a decanter of heroin.
|
|
|
Post by Melvazord on Jun 6, 2020 16:32:04 GMT
Games: no OTTM: I've been upgrading my display case with extra shelves, that way I can display, or using the technical term "show off", many more of my award winning models.
|
|
|
Post by Melvazord on Jun 1, 2020 9:50:04 GMT
Come on people, surely I'm not the only one who falls out of bed 1 minute before work starts, log in so it looks like I'm there, then go for breakfast?
|
|
|
Post by Melvazord on May 31, 2020 20:06:51 GMT
Games:Cities Skylines is certainly a game. I'm playing it because I need a false sense of achievement in my life.
OTTM: my nephew has sudden become obsessed with warhammer 40000. I did not do this to him, but I will certainly take advantage.
Monday, am I right?, I'm currently "working" from "Home" by which I mean "bivouacked" under a "bridge".
|
|
|
Post by Melvazord on May 30, 2020 20:50:15 GMT
Physically, yes. Mentally and spiritually? Wizened.
|
|
|
Post by Melvazord on May 30, 2020 12:04:11 GMT
Melvazord I assumed you were busy tidying the biolab records and getting rid ofthe bats. Yes, but my first mistake was that to get rid of the bats I ate them.
|
|
|
Post by Melvazord on May 30, 2020 11:54:59 GMT
Hi, I'm still alive. Except my face.
How is everyone? I assume Baby has been smothered by his other half after being locked up with him for weeks?
Games: cities skylines. 4 stars.
Oh and I bought a Switch. All the stars. I had never played a Zelda game until Botw. Amazing. I've missed out on so much.
Smooches.
|
|
|
Post by Melvazord on Jan 3, 2020 11:11:20 GMT
Winter vomiting bug now. HAHA 2020 IS GOOD JOKE! Fuck this decade already.
|
|
|
Post by Melvazord on Jan 1, 2020 15:13:57 GMT
Starting 2020 strong. Coughed so hard I pulled an intercostal muscle. When does 2021 start, I need a do over.
|
|
|
Post by Melvazord on Jan 1, 2020 0:36:20 GMT
Happy New year all.
Except you. You know what you did.
|
|
|
Post by Melvazord on Dec 22, 2019 19:31:20 GMT
Went to Asda at 10am this morning to pick up some cavonia for my chesty cough. Witnessed the apocalypse, or at least the closest approximation involving a pile of sprouts. Fucking savages.
|
|
|
Post by Melvazord on Dec 16, 2019 22:01:43 GMT
Games: still running around with my rocks out playing Far Cry Primal. Got kidnapped. Was NOT happy.
TV: working my way through Brooklyn 99. Its amazing how consistent the quality is.
OTTM: 4 days to go, and Friday we have our team lunch so really it's only 3 and a half. Might even make it through the rest of the week without having a tactical weep*
* I won't.
|
|
|
Post by Melvazord on Dec 15, 2019 17:07:03 GMT
Absolutely tore one off last night. Many beers and a bottle of Laphroaig shared between 4 people. Glad I didn't have to drive anywhere today, as I didn't get in til near 4 am and I'm pretty sure I'm still over the limit even now.
Went to a local monthly board game meet up, where I sat and died a little and we also played Raiders of the North Sea.
Lovely game, it's one of those ones where it seems like there's a lot of moving parts but it actually relatively simple.
I won because I'm amazing, even when still mildly hammered.
|
|
|
Post by Melvazord on Dec 14, 2019 8:44:41 GMT
Jokes on you, I've been awake since 4 because my brain is massive twat.
|
|
|
Post by Melvazord on Dec 13, 2019 23:32:12 GMT
Stop. It's too real.
|
|
|
Post by Melvazord on Dec 12, 2019 20:32:17 GMT
Well now we all know who to lynch tomorrow.
|
|
|
Post by Melvazord on Dec 12, 2019 12:50:09 GMT
Vote you cunts!
Just don't vote for the wrong cunts.
|
|
|
Post by Melvazord on Dec 9, 2019 21:15:46 GMT
Completed Titanfall 2. It was good, not great, some frustrating story elements and gameplay choices. Clunky in places but was very smooth in others.
4 stars.
9 days of work left, then I'm off for 16. Party season starts Wednesday with the work Christmas lunch, then a party at a friends on Saturday, then our team Christmas lunch the following Friday. Fuck you arteries!
|
|
|
Post by Melvazord on Dec 7, 2019 8:26:31 GMT
Sorry there's no red wine left. Why the fuck does Dr Sam Becket never jump in and stop me? Didn't he only jump in to people who could make a positive difference though?
|
|
|
Post by Melvazord on Dec 6, 2019 18:24:11 GMT
Hi
I'm playing Far Cry Primal. It is 1 million (BC) times better than Far Cry 5 because I have yet to be kidnapped even once, and in FC 5 I was kidnapped 16 times during the intro. What a shit game that was.
Anyway, I'm enjoying stabbing people with my rock hard weapon.
You heard.
|
|
|
Post by Melvazord on Dec 3, 2019 18:07:55 GMT
OK, which one of you is Terence McHale? Scottish name, which narrows it down. It can't be you, as you're jobless. We've established rolling is called Steve, and Crank works in a library. Melvazord it is. As everyone knows I am a science man. You've got me on the bald middle aged man part.
|
|
|
Post by Melvazord on Dec 3, 2019 11:45:04 GMT
Outer Planets is I think the only modern have I've bought this year. It was quite good, not revolutionary, but still fun.
Appropriate number of stars.
|
|
|
Post by Melvazord on Dec 1, 2019 5:06:11 GMT
5am and wide awake. Stupid middle aged body.
|
|