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Post by Melvazord on Nov 30, 2019 17:44:46 GMT
Wartburg or a Trabant? I suggest you dip the headlights and drive further back. Messerschmitt KR200 Nein. |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 30, 2019 17:11:33 GMT
I'm back from the real world. I don't recommend it.
On the plus side, I am now a German car wanker and look forward to tailgating and blinding you all with inappropriately bright headlights. Ta ta.
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 30, 2019 9:33:41 GMT
I'm off to the real world today where I have to buy a new car and talk to actual real adults and not the grown children I normally interact with.
I'm scared. Hold me.
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 28, 2019 20:25:27 GMT
Saviour's Day by the Beastie Boys.
You know, I think they could have made that work.
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 28, 2019 18:22:34 GMT
Woke myself up by speaking on my sleep last night. Have spent the day subhuman. You know, more than usual.
Dem games,innit bruv (Street Give patois): Completed Doom 2016. Completed Streets of Rage. (It was a night of mixed era gaming)
OTTM: on Saturday I am buying a new car. New things worry me. I always suffer from buyers remorse. I bought my PS4 like 5 or 6years ago and I only just got over that. Send help.
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 27, 2019 13:34:33 GMT
Chicken fajita. No beer or wine.
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 27, 2019 11:54:20 GMT
Hi all. Except you.
We played Container last night, which is a game about international shipping and such. I did not win, but I was the first loser ie second.
I also did not sleep a wink last night and today I feel like human garbage, more so than usual anyway.
Message ends.
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 25, 2019 21:47:55 GMT
Shenguin. You should come up and meet some Glasgow bus drivers. They would give you something to swear about. Cunts. They are bastards. One once gave me shit for not knowing how much a journey was going to cost on a route I'd literally never been on. Ahm I fuckin psychic pal? Fuck off. |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 25, 2019 16:53:04 GMT
The chatterbox didn't hold enlightened views about mental health?
The death of irony.
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 25, 2019 7:16:54 GMT
I see we're indulging in an existential scream of a Monday, I believe I'll join you. GggrrrrrrrreeeeaaaAAAAAAAARRRRREEGGGGGHHhhh! |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 24, 2019 12:10:18 GMT
Sat here in my pyjamas, eating leftover Chinese for breakfast/lunch. I am a sub-optimal human being.
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 23, 2019 23:16:27 GMT
Well my main army over the years has generally been late war British 6th Airborne buuuuuut I've won more best painted with my German Einheit Steilau Battle of Bulge infiltrators soooo genuine frontier gibberish. In terms of the armies I've built it probably does skew more to the axis. I'm utterly bemused. Unless I'm mistaken, you have an actual real life (and alive) preferred mammal/wife, plus job and maybe a few friends? There's no other explanation, it's witchcraft I tell thee. Burn/drown Melvazord! Some of my friends are even real people who don't play with war dollies. Look, even I'm surprised at this turn of events. I have no idea how I've done it. |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 23, 2019 22:47:12 GMT
Top painting Melvazord. Playing as the enemy though? Never had you down as a bally conchie commie type. Well my main army over the years has generally been late war British 6th Airborne buuuuuut I've won more best painted with my German Einheit Steilau Battle of Bulge infiltrators soooo genuine frontier gibberish. In terms of the armies I've built it probably does skew more to the axis. |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 23, 2019 22:00:57 GMT
My Operation Mercury Fallschirmjager that I won best painted with. Not my best work in my opinion, but I did hand paint all the helmet decals so it was pretty complicated if simple looking.  |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 23, 2019 21:05:05 GMT
 Who do you think you are kidding Mr Melvazord?  Bloke on the Bolt Action circuit (yes, yes, I know) has an Allo' Allo' army he regularly wins best army prizes with, it's really very good. |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 23, 2019 18:58:24 GMT
I won best painted army again because I am the best. Also a 55 year old man had a tantrum. He is not the best.
And no it wasn't me you cheeky bastards.
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 23, 2019 7:23:48 GMT
Bolt action tournament at the club today. In the past people have complained I put down too much scenery, so this year ..fuck em.  |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 22, 2019 22:53:14 GMT
Just wash it down with the paint thinner of your choice.
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 22, 2019 19:01:15 GMT
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 22, 2019 11:31:48 GMT
Cheese monsters (contd..) Babybelmcgeezak I mean there are monsters and then there are monsters |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 22, 2019 10:52:54 GMT
BabyF's decision to stop eating cheese sandwiches has clearly backfired on him. First the laptop, then some huge apocalyptic Japanese cheese monster wreaks havoc in his locality. Godmozzarella. [EDIT] Please do not do cheese monster puns. I know it's Friday, but try and show some restraint. "And I'll look down and whisper "no""
King Ghigouda |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 22, 2019 10:40:20 GMT
Authentic frontier gibberish
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 22, 2019 8:43:25 GMT
You're all in the gig economy, aren't you? If by gig economy you mean in the music industry, and if by music industry you mean one man band, and if by one man band you mean beggar, then yes most of these people are in the gig economy. |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 21, 2019 15:39:11 GMT
Melvazords job is to carry out experiments on kids? Not very Guardian is it Well, no one is paying me so it's more of a hobby really. |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 21, 2019 15:13:16 GMT
Melvazord works at amipal's boy's nursery, calling it. It explains the cutting and the annoyance with unproductive young people. Unless Amipal's lad is having experiments carried out in him (which to be fair, would probably answer a LOT of questions) then no I don't. |
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