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Post by Melvazord on Nov 21, 2019 13:44:26 GMT
I wonder how Melvazord's work night out went. Either he's in a police cell or he's been promoted to junior vice president. Or possibly both. No one got cut and I didn't make an arse of myself. Could go either way. |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 20, 2019 17:22:57 GMT
I'm about to have a "scrap" with a "copper", Game Freak really nailed the British vernacular. "Watch aht! Es got ah shootah!" Etc |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 20, 2019 17:02:16 GMT
slashed my team leader in the face and called him a thunder-cunt. Have you considered that this may be exactly the kind of behaviour the new bosses want to see? And if so, can you really afford not to do it? She is American, maybe she expects me to assert my dominance by shooting him and stealing the oil out of his car. |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 20, 2019 14:59:21 GMT
That's the best box intro pic yet, well played.
Work is forcing me to go out for a drink after work with the bosses bosses boss. Fuck that, I just want to go home and get drunk there where the only consequence is an eye roll from Mrs Zord, not me getting lairy in front of all my colleagues and losing my job because I slashed my team leader in the face and called him a thunder-cunt.
I'll stick to the orange juice.
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 19, 2019 15:49:26 GMT
Mrs Zord and I once discussed what we'd do in the event one of us was terminally ill. I said she should buy a new spade, smash my head in and bury me in the compost heap.
To which she replied "we've already got a spade"
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 19, 2019 15:03:35 GMT
Anywhere north of the M25 is basically Scotland. If that was true then they wouldn't be so shit at football. Hey...oh. |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 19, 2019 13:51:22 GMT
Thanks all. I'm kind of hoping if I ask the vet nicely they'll put me down as well. We can all have a whip round and buy rambozo and his half brick a ticket to Scotland. Bit of a round trip to get to Northamptonshire. |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 19, 2019 11:54:20 GMT
Thanks all. I'm kind of hoping if I ask the vet nicely they'll put me down as well.
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 19, 2019 10:37:57 GMT
Sorry to hear about your lizard Melvazord, what was she? Leopard gecko, she's 12 which is getting on to old age for them. |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 19, 2019 9:40:18 GMT
Hi
It is a bad day. One of our lizards has to be put down, she has been with us the longest of any of our pets. I am not dealing with it and yet have to act like an adult all day and pretend to be normal.
What a load of shit.
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 18, 2019 11:33:06 GMT
Why did you not already own Predator on dvd? Asking the questions that NEED to be answered. Frankly anyone who does not own a copy of Predator on a minimum of two formats is sick in the head. |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 18, 2019 6:43:35 GMT
I've got to be in to work early, and the bosses boss is here today and I don't deal well with early starts and I'm under a lot of pressure and I've only had the one mental breakdown this year so thats fine I hope someone important doesn't get told to JUST FUCK OFF hahahahahhahahha
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 18, 2019 6:33:43 GMT
Genuine frontier gibberish
Chapeau to you all.
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 17, 2019 20:08:44 GMT
Me and old man Zord went to Brooklands where there was a lot of this sort of thing  |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 16, 2019 22:20:10 GMT
Hello. I visited Southampton today - my copy of Tapestry got delivered there, so I popped down to spend a day of gaming with two thirds of the Who Dares Rolls podcast team. Played Dinosaur Island which I really enjoyed. The lengths I go for a boardgame. Dinosaur Island is a hell of a game. |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 16, 2019 19:52:22 GMT
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 16, 2019 19:20:08 GMT
Two treadmarks. Reversed back over him to make sure. Good call, got to make sure you take out that shit hat. |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 16, 2019 19:07:00 GMT
I discovered the weird anatomy of an owl when I accidentally rode my bike over a dead one when I was a yoot. By bike I assume you mean car, and by owl I assume you mean tramp, and by dead I assume you mean alive. Has anyone seen JBG recently? I'm now fairly sure he's lying burst in a ditch with a tread mark the length of him now. |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 16, 2019 17:36:54 GMT
I fear no man. Don't get me wrong though, many of them do terrify and confuse me.
Hi.
Me and old man Zord are off to Brooklands tomorrow to look at the vroom vrooms.
Next week my bosses new boss is across from America to judge us and put the fear of God into us. She is a woman so my opening statement remains intact.
If you recall, I had been previously working with a millennial little shit with a pony tail. Well we've got shot of him, after he got more late reports and more major QA comments in 3 months than I have in 9 years. Off you fuck matey boy.
/Blog
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 16, 2019 0:04:59 GMT
My sister taught out in Saudi for a while, where I kind of assumed the mouthy bitch would end up being shot as a dissident, or at least thrown out of the country for telling the locals to just fuck off. She didn't, and now she's knocked up in Korea (Southern version). She never did like an easy life. Tbf, she has you as a brother. Cruel but true. |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 15, 2019 23:04:36 GMT
My sister taught out in Saudi for a while, where I kind of assumed the mouthy bitch would end up being shot as a dissident, or at least thrown out of the country for telling the locals to just fuck off.
She didn't, and now she's knocked up in Korea (Southern version). She never did like an easy life.
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 15, 2019 22:30:14 GMT
Hi The company I work for got taken over, they are watching. Also I've tried playing Apex, turns out I'm shit at it, just like I am at life. Bye. Stay strong, Melvazord. You can always escape here. Ah yes, where no one is watching and no one has a life, good plan. It's an American company, I have a horrible feeling they might expect me to...work...and be good at my job... Long story short, a new angel gets its wings at Clifton. |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 15, 2019 21:21:35 GMT
Hi
The company I work for got taken over, they are watching.
Also I've tried playing Apex, turns out I'm shit at it, just like I am at life.
Bye.
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Post by Melvazord on Jun 22, 2019 12:10:51 GMT
Hi
My work doesn't like this forum, and neither does my face.
I'm playing Minecraft, because I am a feeble minded man child.
Apparently I asked someone to fuck off for suggesting Brexit was a good idea?
I'd like to apologize, what I should have said was "Fuck RIGHT off and then keep fucking off"
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Post by Melvazord on Jun 21, 2019 23:09:45 GMT
To be clear, that was a reference to me not being able to afford an actual yacht, not me revealing a hitherto unknown model ship fetish. I'm not some sort of weirdo like Melvazord (RIP) I'm still technically alive |
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