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Post by Melvazord on Oct 13, 2018 21:06:34 GMT
Just beat Dinobots on NG+ Ultrahard difficulty. Sadly it was not that hard.
Unlike this. I said this...give it a second...oh.
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 12, 2018 18:54:05 GMT
Thanks Destry, but unfortunately we had to put him to sleep this evening. He was only four years old. So... what's everyone up to this weekend? Bro. My heart hurts for you. |
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 12, 2018 18:15:38 GMT
I hate Illinois Nazis
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 12, 2018 10:12:20 GMT
My latest glorious failure. For some reason damage isn't shown but I got him with the AR and also with the shotgun at end. You can see my attempt to build over him and shoot from above, but he traps me with a roof and so I wait to see what he will do next, he then comes down to place a wall trap next to me but not before I blast him with the shotgun. He manages to kill me with his trap though with 26 health points left. You had 0 kills and you ceded the initiative to your opponent. That's where you went wrong in the game, I can't pinpoint exactly when your life went wrong. |
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 11, 2018 11:00:22 GMT
Can't move for sex chat in here these days. I didn't even mention that my reward was "Gareth's helmet".  |
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 11, 2018 10:58:25 GMT
I did actually play a game last night, some more Dinobots. I've unlocked all the cauldrons on NG+. The Thunderjaw in the last one was a bit of a pushover, even on the highest difficulty, properly went in swinging and twatted him.
Has anyone played the DLC? Worth it? At the moment I'm just blasting through the main story line to get the NG+ trophy, this is what my life has descended to.
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 11, 2018 9:22:25 GMT
I'm amazed that a piano managed to fit into a tent at the side of the M42.
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 11, 2018 8:26:49 GMT
We're thinking of getting a cleaner, despite the fact we are against zero hour contracts which they will no doubt be on, but we're fundamentally lazy, champagne socialists and probably snowflakes as well so that's ok. Pass the avocado.
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 10, 2018 16:34:42 GMT
I just give away my old games systems and all the games to charity when I'm done with them. I gave my Xbox and all the games to the hospital that saved my life.
I know, I'm a monster.
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 10, 2018 10:58:36 GMT
Electrical Games: None Cardboard Games: One. Cyclades, which is like Greeks having a barney and that. We played two games, both of which were won by someone else literally 1 turn before I would have won. I can't seem to win this one, maybe I'm not being aggressive enough* Other things that matter: The other half is currently making me look like a chump by simultaneously doing a home learning advanced accountancy course and learning sign language. Meanwhile, I sit in my pants playing Dinozoids. I am the worst. I am assuming that in a previous life she was either Hitler or Pol Pot, its the only way to explain how she got lumped with this.*I know, right? If you ask me, it's much more likely that you are the one that was Hitler in another life. From what I've read, he didn't actually do that much, just sat there flatulantly shouting absolute gibberish while smarter people worked around him. Which I imagine you do in a similar manner on the sofa: "KILL ALL MILLENIALS. FUCK. ELECTRIC DINOSAURS. WHISKEY. BASTARD." What I'm saying is you've wasted your talents. To be fair, its only one millennial I want to kill, the others in the department are actually quite good. Well....tolerable anyway.
If I had been Hitler in another life then how would you explain all....oh...oh
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 10, 2018 10:47:09 GMT
I was so inspired by 'True Lies' the other day that I've just applied for another J.O.B. Is "drifter" technically a job though?
I mean if you have a plucky dog sidekick and solve crimes maybe, but sitting in your own waste drinking meths? Not so much.
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 10, 2018 10:38:03 GMT
Electrical Games: None
Cardboard Games: One. Cyclades, which is like Greeks having a barney and that. We played two games, both of which were won by someone else literally 1 turn before I would have won. I can't seem to win this one, maybe I'm not being aggressive enough*
Other things that matter: The other half is currently making me look like a chump by simultaneously doing a home learning advanced accountancy course and learning sign language. Meanwhile, I sit in my pants playing Dinozoids. I am the worst. I am assuming that in a previous life she was either Hitler or Pol Pot, its the only way to explain how she got lumped with this.
*I know, right?
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 9, 2018 7:36:44 GMT
A year in its grave already, who would have thought it. And yet here we are, the undead, shambling on.
HI!
My face is undead!
Also I've been playing Dinobots again on NG+ on the hardest setting. Its really actually not that hard when you're properly tooled up.
Anyone playing Ass Odd yet? I have a hankering for it, but I've been burned by Ass before.
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 7, 2018 18:49:37 GMT
Rolling is getting very close to the big 1000th post. I hope he doesn't make a fuss about it or try to do a big reveal or any crap like that. I was thinking of saving it for my birthday in a couple of weeks, but that would just be two depressing numbers on the same day. But you're looking good for a man of sevent..eight... eighty-five? |
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 7, 2018 17:02:23 GMT
![]() ![]()  5 kills in a 50:50. That's right, I am utterly inconsistent. Nice. Don't think I've managed more than 3. (Just noticed you partied up with me earlier - wasn't ignoring you, it was my kids playing. Might get on later myself). I think that's automatic, because I actually was ignoring you... |
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 7, 2018 16:19:06 GMT
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 7, 2018 14:47:58 GMT
The other half has rose tinted specs when it comes to Curlers. She remembers it being this awesome student bar, cosmopolitan and hip. I remember it being a dingy dive looking to rip off anyone daft enough to walk through its doors. Yeah I never liked it that much in the 90s, it was just a default option. Thats still its main raison d'etre by the looks of it. Good morning! Games? No. Strictly? No. I went to see these guys: youtu.be/nOK7ownE3Hgat a basememt venue in Glasgow which resembled a KGB execution room, and where the floor was so sticky it almost took the soles off your shoes when you attempted to move. This morning i am back in Fife and can hardly hear or speak, which is pretty much a great result for all concerned. That's exactly it, a default. It's not even the closest bar to the uni so I could never understand why people wanted to go there. I much rather have gone to the art school and had some decent music and a drink |
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 6, 2018 19:36:41 GMT
*Puts on Pat Butcher voice* Up west!? Old school West End, or Finneston? The ridiculous prices could be either. 5.20 a pint in Curlers, which was a dive when I was a student and hasn't changed all that much, and half my monthly wages for a disappointing lunch in the stravaigen. The other half has rose tinted specs when it comes to Curlers. She remembers it being this awesome student bar, cosmopolitan and hip. I remember it being a dingy dive looking to rip off anyone daft enough to walk through its doors. |
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 6, 2018 10:10:36 GMT
Melvazord said:I used to occasionally go to a club night in the arches in Glasgow called "Love Boutique" - a gay friendly night where you you would see men dressed as air hostesses and the like. One night a guy was walking towards the queue to get in. He was wearing black and white furry chaps and no top. It wasn't until he turned round we realised they were arseless. Isn't today phase 2 of Mrs Conchords insurance/retiral plan? Good luck Conchord! I loved living in Glasgow, everyone had somewhere they could go for a night out. Hell of a town. |
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 6, 2018 9:29:57 GMT
Not even the option for assless chaps. |
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 5, 2018 7:43:13 GMT
Hi
I'm not dead, but you wouldn't know it from looking at me. I spent most of last night sat in the dark with a thumping headache. I have spent most of this morning at my desk with the lights off with a thumping head ache.
Yes, yes it is.
Games: oh god no
Other things that matter: ouch |
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 2, 2018 13:05:45 GMT
Puts a while new spin on that Lego movie song. "Everything is awful!/ Everything is shit when you're part of a team!" |
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 1, 2018 17:34:57 GMT
You just know it'll be something shit, like an exclusive shade for your character's Stetson. Exactly it could just be a shit cowboy hat or britches you can customise. I can't believe people are complaining about the customizable chaps we'll no doubt get |
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 1, 2018 10:28:59 GMT
I watched the Blues Brothers last night. 3*. For a musical(?) the sound quality was below par. That is all. 3 stars. For the Blues Brothers.
I mean we've got some monsters on here but this?
Hi. I feel ill. I had to go with the millennial to observe some of his work. I did not need that first thing this morning.
Games: Me and Rolling discovered new ways to lose at Fortnite. I also found new ways to get annoyed at Grans Tiramisu, as I encountered bellend after bellend who apparently don't know that steering wheel is meant to turn when you get to a corner.
Other things that matter: cough
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Post by Melvazord on Sept 30, 2018 20:37:57 GMT
I think Rolling just rage quit after we got reamed 3 times in a row on Duos.
I don't blame him, we were appalling.
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