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Post by Melvazord on Sept 10, 2018 15:10:37 GMT
Just had an hour long meeting with some Korean lads about SCIENCE! 2 things I took from that meeting:
1. The Korean word for formulation is pronounced "formulation"*.
2. The CEO of the company was a right scruff, his underling was the one in a suit. Confusing and the opposite of how we do things.
*Much like Scots Gaelic, the Koreans seem to have adopted the "if it was invented past 1750 just call it the English name" method of assimilating new elements to their language. Gaelic news always went: "Feasgar math. Blechma hech ma blech helicopter**. Blechma hech ma blech Aberdeen Royal Infirmary."
** The Korean word for Helicopter is pronounced "Helicopter" |
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Post by Melvazord on Sept 10, 2018 12:42:54 GMT
I'm still alive.
Except my face. You are not one of the insufferable holiday folks, are you? Welcome back. Sorry about your face. No no, just more busy than any lazy fucker like me has a right to be.
Holiday time is this Friday for me and Mrs Zord.
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Post by Melvazord on Sept 10, 2018 10:54:07 GMT
I'm still alive.
Except my face. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 18, 2018 10:00:44 GMT
I've gone wrong there, haven't I? That's the point you realised you'd gone wrong? Amazing. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 18, 2018 9:06:25 GMT
Your face is Britain. Culturally rich but fundamentally at war with itself. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 18, 2018 6:18:52 GMT
Hi folks!
It's 7am, I didn't go to my bed until 2 and I feel great, because I don't get hangovers.
Who hates me right now?
Off to the local greasy spoon in a bit to destroy my body just a little more.
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 18, 2018 1:07:18 GMT
Right nobody panic, that's the world set to rights for another week
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 17, 2018 21:43:05 GMT
So that's the problems of the middle East covered, and we're only onto the lemoncello You can start on Northern Ireland post Brexit We'll save that for the white Russians |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 17, 2018 21:10:06 GMT
So that's the problems of the middle East covered, and we're only onto the lemoncello
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 17, 2018 18:02:16 GMT
Hello I have just enrolled on a 10 week Painting and Drawing adult learning course starting next month. What have you ever done? Good for you, it's good that you can get that sort rehabilitation in prison. What have I ever done is win multiple painting competitions for my war dollies. Is it something that should be boasted about? The answer is both yes and no. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 17, 2018 17:54:13 GMT
Well, that's the drinking started. Got the parental Zords round later tonight and me and Old Man Zord always tear one off.
I've started with an easy Kronenburg to line the stomach but there's Doombar, Atlantic and St Peters golden ale chilling away, along with a couple of bottles of wine and then some cider for the ladies.
We'll keep the conversation light obviously, like how the Torys are all bastards and should be shot.
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 17, 2018 9:48:17 GMT
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 17, 2018 8:03:57 GMT
Hello
I tried playing Juice Eggs: Mankind are Divs last night. It was somehow even more boring than Mafia III. Deleted it.
Went back to Grans Tiramisu. Bathurst again, qualified 18th because I didn't bother trying to improve my already set qualy from the other day. Game reckoned I should come 3rd. Exactly how game? I'm 18th. Finished 14th, not an interesting race.
Before I went to bed I decided to up my game on the qualy, so I switched cars from the Porsche GT3 to the Ford GT (which is faster but has worse brakes and is a bit less predictable coming out of corners) and managed to tumble my time from a frankly awful 2:14 to a 2:09, which would have gotten me much closer to the front end.
My right ear still has a weird noise in it, but I can only hear it when everything is quiet such as when one is trying to sleep. Thanks body.
4 stars.
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 16, 2018 21:45:44 GMT
Argh?
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 16, 2018 15:24:12 GMT
Printing your own self-published Buffy / Gilmore Girls crossover fan fiction? Literally impossible, that level of quipping would cause a hole in the space/time continuum and there would be wisecracks and puns just spilling everywhere.
I can hear now. My ears seem to have recovered by themselves. Which is more than I can say for my face.
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 16, 2018 7:52:19 GMT
Our pipe is leaking again. That's a funny euphemism for incontinence.
Hi!
This morning I cannot hear properly, my ears feel blocked and there is a ringing sound. Its somewhat annoying.
I SAID I CAN'T HEAR PROPERLY, ARE YOU DEAF?
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 15, 2018 17:58:21 GMT
Just waiting for Destry now to go on about The Sex Pistols. I think Sir Buster Merryweather and his Rapscallion Troubadours is more his era. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 15, 2018 9:24:33 GMT
Yellow Submarine Operation Petticoat Fantastic Voyage That's a funny looking top five. There are rules for a REASON. You know what you have to do. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 15, 2018 9:04:33 GMT
1. The Hunt for Red October 2. Dad Boot 3. Above Us the Waves 4. Crimson Tide 5. Ice Station Zebra If your dad's boots are underwater he's either an angler or crossed the Italian mafia. Which is it? |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 15, 2018 9:03:24 GMT
Look, I like The Life Aquatic, but you're wrong. And you're a grotesquely ugly freak. Das Boot. Your face is das boot.
Morning!
I played Sinister WW2 War Dollies last night. Fallschirmjager vs British Para. I won because I focused on my missions and I cannot be reasoned with and I absolutely will not stop until most of my men are dead. It was a bloodbath.*
Mafia III: Yep, fuck this game. I was getting chased by the cops and died because I clipped the tow bar of a boat that microscopically jutting out into the road. What a shitshow.
4 stars.
* my face is a bloodbath
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 14, 2018 15:39:35 GMT
Both stacked up against the wall at the same time, single bullet. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 14, 2018 15:30:17 GMT
Which no doubt funded a miserable existence of super noodles, soap bar and second hand clothing. Me, I liked to party. Nope, it was quite generous and of course free, which helped Second against the wall. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 14, 2018 15:17:43 GMT
Did Loan Wilf ghost write this for you?
Also, £1725 the wee cunt?! Fucking Edinburgh man, fucking entitled shitbags. Fucking Edinburgh.
Since I can't be bothered to register, what's the gist? Overly entitled Edinburgh student thinks he's hard done by for having to live on £1725 a month and only having to do summer jobs.
First against the wall.
Edit:
I was the only one here who had a job at uni wasn't I? Nope. I had two at one point, and I had to work jobs during the holidays because not everyone comes from a background where they get £1725 a fucking MONTH to live on. Does that wee prick realise he's better off than people on minimum wage (by something like over 50%) without having to do fuck all?
Prick. I hate this country.
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 14, 2018 15:07:45 GMT
Sometimes I story that makes me realise how luck I am, and how tough it is for millenials these days. Poor soul.Did Loan Wilf ghost write this for you?
Also, £1725 the wee cunt?! Fucking Edinburgh man, fucking entitled shitbags. Fucking Edinburgh.
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 14, 2018 14:45:13 GMT
EDIT:
You son of a bitch
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