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Post by Melvazord on Dec 14, 2020 18:16:26 GMT
Yolk Minster
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 14, 2020 10:49:26 GMT
Assuming both arrive do I notify Amazon that the original has turned up and go through the hassle of sending it back, or keep both? A moral dilemma. Yes, I'm sure Jeff will go cold and hungry this winter because of your selfishness! Won't someone PLEASE think of the billionaires! |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 13, 2020 20:24:02 GMT
This assumes Shenguin is recognisably human to begin with. It doesn't. The non-offspring are technically not related to him. It's just residing in the same house raises the background rate of mutations above measurable limits. I'm taking into account the assumption he can't entice members of the human race to cohabit with him. It. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 13, 2020 19:23:12 GMT
FUCKING SLOW CHANGE YOU FUCKING MORON The rate of DNA mutations is higher in environmentally stressed organisms. By which I mean that if Shenguin's non offspring ever reproduce it's unlikely their DNA will still be recognisably human. This assumes Shenguin is recognisably human to begin with. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 13, 2020 18:45:02 GMT
I'm a constant inverter.
At least right up to the point the rozzers catch me again.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 12, 2020 15:32:04 GMT
Spiderman
What are we doing?
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 10, 2020 21:06:08 GMT
Hello Mr Bones. Imagine a punk, hair up in a Mohican style. Now stick some sunglasses on him, and some flashing LEDs in the hair. Bam. Cyberpunk. Oh, he can also interface with fax machines. And by "interface" he means...*waggles eyebrows* |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 10, 2020 12:50:45 GMT
I think this might be the official Chatterbox Cyberpunk 2077 DLC  |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 8, 2020 22:18:43 GMT
This is how left handed people play ganes. You lot are not very inclusive (that's about inverting the x btw) I always assumed they were a myth, and I see no reason to believe otherwise. Not the left handed, inclusive Chatterboxers. Isnt the unofficial 'box motto "Futue Te Ipsum"? |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 8, 2020 17:46:47 GMT
I always invert Y.
Its the option to invert X that's always left me baffled. What kind of monster would do that?
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 7, 2020 23:27:59 GMT
My condolences MrTiddlesNo shit jokes can make up for that My face is a shit joke* *this was required, by tradition and general policy. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 7, 2020 9:02:13 GMT
Listen, if there is one thing people don't want to discuss first thing on a Monday its Shenguin's nasty box. Even his specialist.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 6, 2020 15:32:58 GMT
Some of those bottles have very sharp foil seals. Is that how he got a boo boo on his pinky? Don't answer that. I don't want to know what Shenguin does with his pinky. Is that what the kids are calling it these days? |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 5, 2020 22:48:00 GMT
tenthenemy Jesus wept, that sounds super stressful. I hope Mr Tentrooster gets well soon. Cat blog: we went to the local rescue place today (its on a farm, there was mud and geese everywhere. I was happy as a pig in shit.) Id have take about 6 of the cats, but in the end we've put our name down for 2 wee brothers. Barring a home visit to make sure we're not mentalists (uh oh), they're ours for the taking. Food blog: had a lovely french Charcuterie selection for lunch, just to stick two fingers up to the Brexit nonces.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 5, 2020 15:40:38 GMT
You’ll be saddened to know I didn’t get trapped in the attic, left to shriek through the vents for the rest of my days. I had assumed that's where your family had you locked up already, pushing the occasional scotch egg through the grill to sustain you. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 3, 2020 23:11:03 GMT
I'll have a double bricking please.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 3, 2020 16:58:30 GMT
Nearly got run over by some daft bint in the car park at Lidls. If I'd have run a book on my potential place of death you'dve got odds on for discount supermarket car park. Mode of death as "ran over" would have got you better odds than "extra strength cider overdose" Drinking strong cider in a Lidls' car park and harassing drivers? Strong start to BDT by Melvazord there. Got 20p for the bus, pal? |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 3, 2020 16:44:06 GMT
Nearly got run over by some daft bint in the car park at Lidls.
If I'd have run a book on my potential place of death you'dve got odds on for discount supermarket car park.
Mode of death as "ran over" would have got you better odds than "extra strength cider overdose"
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 3, 2020 11:37:56 GMT
Morning all, Checked my spotify playlist of the year thingy. Top 5 songs were from the Skyrim soundtrack. I am not ashamed. Of that, sure. But what about everything else? |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 2, 2020 23:37:45 GMT
Its still Wednesday, so if this is the box after tomorrow, this must be Fridays box. Which means its practically the weekend. Time to start drinking.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 2, 2020 23:32:18 GMT
Vroom vroom chat: Mick Schumacher and Nikita Mazepin driving for Hass is like having Jesus and Satan on the same team. I saw the news about Mick and was very pleased. I have no idea who Nikita Amazeballs is. Russian driver whose daddy has bought him a drive. Imagine the worst cliche of an oligarchs kid, and that's Mazepin. An entitled, angry little shitbag. Literally clattered another driver in the face and was barely punished for it. Asks women for nudes in exchange for paddock passes. Is an absolute arse on social media. Looks like a toe with a buzz cut. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 2, 2020 22:26:55 GMT
Vroom vroom chat: Mick Schumacher and Nikita Mazepin driving for Hass is like having Jesus and Satan on the same team.
Games chat: Stellaris appears to only be fun if you play an absolute bastard and don't care about who you tread on and whose back you stab, even your best friend. You know, just like real life.
Real life: have to go in to work tomorrow. I've got an office with a window now though, so I can lord it over the windowless plebs (ref: games chat for how im approaching this)
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 1, 2020 17:39:50 GMT
Hi, Games: Tried to like Starwars Fallen order, but its just terrible. The sliding down a hill mechanic is completely excruciating especially when you have to jump on to a rope at the bottom. absolute pish. Also any kind of jumping, theres one bit where you have to jump across onto platforms with strong breezes that completely make me feel like I want to murder the younglings and embrace the darkside. I did all this to trigger a memory of how to force push, Id forgotten apparently. Not worth it. So Im sacking it off and keeping my fingers and thumbs fresh for cyberpump 2077 Yeah I didnt like Jedis Falling Over either. I got told it was the new KOTOR. Wellthatwasalie.jpg |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 1, 2020 11:53:41 GMT
I skim read some of that, Melvazords been eating his cats during lockdown and now needs replacements? He’s a monster and needs to be stopped. Id never eat a cat. A person, sure, but never a cat. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 1, 2020 10:56:09 GMT
Anyway, in an Edward Longshanks-esque attempt to keep the union together, I gave/tossed one to Melvazord the Bruce earlier, to buy his freedom. He's probably sculptured it into an Orc. I used it to block up the tailpipe of an Englishman. You heard. |
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