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Post by Melvazord on Jan 7, 2021 9:45:45 GMT
I hope Mrs Fark is ok, that sounds pretty horrible and painful. Also, though, the way you've written it, it sounds quite funny. I imagine in the movie of your life, Mrs Fark will be played by Leslie Nielson. Surely the "story of his life" for Baby is more likely to be some History Channel shlock "Portrait of a Killer" documentary. But yes I hope Mrs Baby* is ok, sounds awful. *unidentified victim #1 |
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Post by Melvazord on Jan 7, 2021 9:22:27 GMT
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Post by Melvazord on Jan 6, 2021 21:36:55 GMT
I wonder why Y'allqaeda aren't getting roflstomped by the police?
Oh...right...
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Post by Melvazord on Jan 6, 2021 20:28:17 GMT
That looks clapped out already |
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Post by Melvazord on Jan 6, 2021 19:28:05 GMT
I kind of object to group displays of emotion, especially where there's insidious pressure to confirm. Also, the joke about giving nurses the clap is so shit that it's annoying to be constantly tempted to make it. You are not Jesus and I claim my £5. <edit>or maybe you are, either way I still claim my £5. If Shenguin is the Son of Man, then we're all in a lot more trouble than we thought, if that's the best God can come up with. |
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Post by Melvazord on Jan 6, 2021 18:00:11 GMT
That's you reported to VolksEnglander HQ. I thought the first time was rather heart warming. You're probably in the minority in this cynical snake pit then. Its the hypocrisy of it I can't stand. The same people clapping the carers are the ones who voted Conservative, allowing them to run down the social safety net of the country. One of the main pan wankers on my street is a woman who repeatedly broke quarantine to go cut pensioners hair. She'd have been better off staying home clapping than going out to the most vulnerable and potentially killing them. Hypocrisy. |
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Post by Melvazord on Jan 6, 2021 17:40:14 GMT
That's you reported to VolksEnglander HQ. |
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Post by Melvazord on Jan 6, 2021 17:26:36 GMT
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Post by Melvazord on Jan 4, 2021 22:24:51 GMT
Lockdowns back
Electric cul-de-sac
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Post by Melvazord on Jan 4, 2021 16:59:50 GMT
I'm an Eco-socialist Greenie, who knew! -7.5 -1.03 -9.0, -7.33 you fucking fascist And this is clearly a very accurate test, as their example graph has Thatcher to the right of Hitler. |
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Post by Melvazord on Jan 4, 2021 14:12:39 GMT
Is it nap time yet?
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 31, 2020 21:18:51 GMT
Have gone to bed because I just can't be fucked. Wake me up in springtime.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 30, 2020 23:00:13 GMT
I am genuinely uncertain if that sounds worse as a food or as a body spray. I might get it. That yeasty musk. Might get some, it would be like being around wargamers again. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 30, 2020 19:10:17 GMT
Played Ghost of Tsushima most of the afternoon. You seem to spend most of your time covered in blood and shit, so its a very familiar time for me.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 30, 2020 16:03:24 GMT
I'm downgrading my review of Doom: Eternal to "Big Oof". Man it's shit compared to the previous one. If I wanted to play a platformer I'd have bought one. Even turned down to easy there isn't enough ammo and you get beat on ridiculously hard. Bottom of the pile. I always think a sign of quality is how quickly it gets reduced in price. I’ve seen Doom: Eternal kicking around the £15 mark for a while now. Its probably worth 15, certainly no more than that. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 30, 2020 15:49:10 GMT
I'm downgrading my review of Doom: Eternal to "Big Oof".
Man it's shit compared to the previous one. If I wanted to play a platformer I'd have bought one. Even turned down to easy there isn't enough ammo and you get beat on ridiculously hard. Bottom of the pile.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 29, 2020 11:32:04 GMT
Hi
Snow: no
Painting: some
Games what I got for crimbo: yes
Doom Eternal: you shoot things. Thats it. Everyone needs a mindless blaster in their life. 4 stars.
Ghost of Tsushima: AKA Assassin's Creed Bonsai. A very pretty game, a tad shallow perhaps but thematically engaging. And the load times! They've made other developers look like right mugs there. 4 stars.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 27, 2020 23:08:04 GMT
I tried watching 300 with the Pref.Mam. when I was teaching a course on Herodotus. Strictly for professional reasons, you understand. We only got about halfway through when I gave in to Mr Tent Rooster's whining whether please, please could we watch something else? Academics in their ivory towers and all that. Still, the course on Sparta got a lot of mileage out of the "This is SPARTAAAAA!!!" meme. Ah yes Herodotus, the classical world's version of "some bloke down the pub said" Herodotus: "I heard,right, that, you know Babylon yeah? The walls are, like, 100 metres high and 50 metres thick!" Some Greek: "Really?! You saw them?!" Herodotus: "sure, why not" |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 26, 2020 21:59:33 GMT
Jim McLean RIP. The grumpiest man in Scotland, which as you can imagine is a pretty competitive category. You just made an enemy for life. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 24, 2020 2:41:11 GMT
A former girlfriend used to drink gin and coke. It was excruciatingly embarrassing ordering it at the bar. "Yes that's what I ordered. No, it's not for me. Yes, look I know. Yes it sounds horrible mate, it tastes horrible too. Dont ask me pal, she's going out with me so she's obviously got shit taste, this is just one of the signs " Edit: she, a northern Irish Catholic whose father was a member of Sinn Fein ended up marrying a North African Muslim lad, in what their children when going through security at the airport will call " a right ball ache"
What's wrong with that?
People will bust your chops for anything.
There's nothing wrong with being a North African Muslim, though I'm not surprised the likes of you would suggest otherwise. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 23, 2020 22:22:21 GMT
Plus if I balls it up I've hopefully time to run out for a chicken or something else. Good luck with that considering we're getting food airdropped in like a 3rd world desert country that the Septics have just "liberated". If you're a good aim maybe you could bring down a sick pigeon with a pebble? |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 23, 2020 19:54:35 GMT
A former girlfriend used to drink gin and coke. It was excruciatingly embarrassing ordering it at the bar.
"Yes that's what I ordered. No, it's not for me. Yes, look I know. Yes it sounds horrible mate, it tastes horrible too. Dont ask me pal, she's going out with me so she's obviously got shit taste, this is just one of the signs "
Edit: she, a northern Irish Catholic whose father was a member of Sinn Fein ended up marrying a North African Muslim lad, in what their children when going through security at the airport will call " a right ball ache"
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 23, 2020 18:08:50 GMT
Sorry to hear that tenthenemy. Hope you can get to see PM soon. On the plus side he's a non gamer isn't he? This means you can spend more time in your pants chugging 2 litres of irn bru and subsiting entirely on toast and wotsits, the gamers delight. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 23, 2020 17:23:04 GMT
I don't want to go off the deep end like Sheep, although I could, because if there's a church/mosque/temple (delete as applicable), castle, museum or any old ruin to see then I'm all over it. Let's say my parents breathed a sigh of relief when I was too old to go on family holidays with them. So here's my top 5, in no particular order: St Peter's Basilica, Rome Notre Dame, Paris (also pre-conflagration) Aachen Cathedral Hagia Sophia, Istanbul Umayyad Mosque, Damascus Bonus church for my loyal customers: Rosslyn Chapel! Hagia Sophia is on our to do list. Constantinople or bust. Hopefully Greece in the near future as well, to tick off the last of the Classical world. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 23, 2020 13:53:13 GMT
Some sweet top 6 wankers here. There are RULES people. Otherwise I'd have added Rosslyn Chapel and set off the tin foil hat brigade.
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